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Bounce back

Looks like @keatonoleary wasted no time getting his rebound on! He was seen getting more than cozy with @dontfuckwithaaron (who was also seen with Luther...surprise surprise). But the real shockeerrrr (sarcasm), is that him and his new ~boyfran~ have dropped the L-bomb. But despite everything, I’m told that @timothylevigne is absolutely smitten by his boyfriend....Well, y’all....I don’t even...We know how this is going to end, I mean should we start a kickstarter already?

In sad sad news though, @druggedupira apparently is desperately telling people that he is sleeping with @kinglutherofsousa. Looks like little ol’ lab rat is getting no play from @ezracarsonx and he is trying to milk his status for all it’s worth. Though those of us who know Luther know he’d rather get hepatitis than touch Ira like that. What do y’all think? Ploy to make Keaton jealous, or the desperate attempts of a defamed hooker to claw his way back to my blog?

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new meat update!

We only had one new face to discover this week...oh wait...my sources have just informed me that there’s two people...and no, they are not in fact the same person. 

Well you certainly could've fooled me! Two twink sluts just aiming to make it into the big slut leagues with the likes of @milton-lomax and edward..no, edmund? no. There was dr sound...edrought? Who knows. Anyway, the fight is on to see who can catch the biggest fish.

Will it be @jaggerbanks the glitter fairy with an attitude that almost makes me miss @youngnscrappy-luke. Or the low-budged version of min-bae (r.i.p.), @prettyboyjace? 

P.s. if anyone was struggling to find someone who’d do a gangbang, either of them will do it for a chicken sandwich. 

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Look Miss Goss!  It’s Bellamy MacNamara.  xoxom, Tim

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obsessed?

Oh boy, looks like @ezracarsonx has his hands full with this one. @druggedupira is channeling all that rebound energy onto the man with the ‘stache, and people are starting to worry for Ezra’s safety. Apparently, Ira is telling everyone that he can’t wait to sleep with Ezra again, that Ezra is perfect in every way, and that if he keeps having threesomes with Ezra the man will fall in love with him. Someone even told me that they saw Ira browsing through pictures of Ezra on his phone while telling someone about their future children. All I gotta say Ezra, is:

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new couple alert!

@dontfuckwithaaron and @kinglutherofsousa seem to be getting more than cozy! Sources tell me that Luther is even begging the guy to come around more often by blowing up his phone nonstop. Looks like SLUTher is no more (that’s @i-am-not-marlowe and Luther for you challenged minds), make room for Laaron! 

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confessions of a gaslighter?

So y’all know I do my best to provide the best info as a dedicated journalist that I am. Today, I bring you the heartbreaking tail that bamboozled so many of us! 

@ianwtf may seem like the nicest most lame guy here, but did you ever stop to wonder--okay, why is a guy like that even here? And as an associate? Ha! Well I got the voodoo for you bitches. Turns out, Ian has a serious history of fucked up relationships (not necessarily romantic clearly), and let’s just say he’s never on the victim side of things. 

As it is now, his latest @franciscoxjavier is already feeling the serious effects of Ian’s mind games. You see, Ian 100% approved the open relationship antics that are so popular among tower gays for two years in a row, and Francisco was not at all bummed to follow through. When I reported Francisco’s love affair with @ezracarsonx, Ian was livid. So what did he do? Play the good boyfriend card and of course just be cool and calm while telling Francisco that he just loved him sooooo much that it made him a little sad to know he had feels for other dudes...yikes!

So how can we know if you’re being gaslighted by Ian? Easy! Anytime you accuse him, you’re the party to blame. Anytime you feel like he has serious blame, turns out he beat you to the mea culpa and now it’s your turn to feel bad for him. If you don’t believe me, I happen to have snapped this pic of Ian the other day:

I’m just saying...what more proof do you need?

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@youngnscrappy-luke got some serious freaky mind shit via @raine-elrod (which lbr he probably was v excited about after watching get out. it’s the closest he’ll be to black), and of course our resident hood twink had to start scrapping and land himself a nice cushy cell down at the basement. 

Of course the world’s only self-diagnosed psycopath @dreifussx would not stand by his property being even remotely less than perfect, and so he drugged up lil’ ol Luke and played out his dreams of being a mom lmao that’s not even a joke, he really did larp Luke’s mom. 

Then there’s good ol’ @keatonoleary who will never sleep on a chance to be mentioned in the blog. I c u boo xx. Anyhow! The Dr. decided to pay Luke a visit and wrestle him sexily onto the floor--why? To defend Raine’s honor maybe? Although I am also told there was a part deux at the showers, but the doors were locked so who really knows? (jk we all do).

What I do know is that Luke must be l i v i n g for this! That boy is one “daddy” away from being taken away by CPS. So if anyone has any kinks that would land them in jail, this is your chance to make Luke happy (and also help him find jesus).

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“This isn't gossip it's PURE FACT and it's the most important fact you'll ever hear: Doctor Keaton O'Leary claimed Timothy Levigne. People can leave congrats gifts @ Timothy's reception desk. Handkerchiefs wet with tears of jealousy & envy also accepted as gifts.”

( @timothylevigne, @keatonoleary) 

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let’s talk new meat!

Well some aren’t so new...but new to our gossip sphere ;)

@timothylevigne is your best bet if you’re looking for a compliment because the guy is dumb as rocks...no really...He’ll believe ANYTHING. He was already seen out on a date with @keatonoleary (which is hilarious on so many accounts) and I’m pretty sure he stole a hair from @kinglutherofsousa as a crazed fan boy.

@judefieldings is hooker extraordinaire, but he seems wayyyyy too comfortable if you ask me. For being the one in charge of all the escorts, he doesn’t seem to have much of an edge to him other than that teen boy flare. How long until @milton-lomax takes his job? (we all know the arsonist thing as bs).

Another angry horn dog is in the midst with @dontfuckwithaaron who is pretty much talking up to anybody (alas another victim of @keatonoleary’s charm(?) ). But it’s @kinglutherofsousa who seems to be taken by the guy, even though the combination of the two makes for a really painfully boring conversation.

@lucien-v joined us for the very first time and is not waiting any time to not be touched for the very first time. He was pretty much humping the leg of any asset that walked by him--desperation, a new fragance by lucien?

@quiet-connor is depressed and blah blah blah y’all know this story by now. If you close your eyes and walked into the infirmary, you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between his or @asset-harperx‘s moaning,, and not even the good kind. 

and last but not least, we welcome back @tonythefoxmoretti who made a straight bee-line to the strip club and rekindled some old flames with @youngnscrappy-luke and @callmecassius. Gasp! Someone Cassius may be...dare I say...scared of?

Remember, poking them with your boner is a sign of welcoming in some third world countries! 

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I'm so jealous of Ira Walsh. :( He's got it all, I hope he appreciates how fortunate he is.

Wow that makes…one of us….but okay… @druggedupira knows one person who actually wants him and their name starts with lord and ends with satan.

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Luther Sousa and Ira Walsh make the cutest couple. Luther Sousa is such a DIAMOND. Ira is super lucky!!!

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( @druggedupira, @kinglutherofsousa )

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Sinner Competition Hunt Winners!

Congrats to the following teams on earning you some good shit:

@druggedupira & @youngnscrappy-luke : 1 nude pic, key’s to someone’s room, and a basic secret from someone! 

@its-angel-motherfucker & @kinglutherofsousa: 1 nude pic!

@keatonoleary & @ghost-with-no-name: 1 nude pic, key’s to someone’s room, and a basic secret from someone, penthouse for one weekend, one wildcard rental for one night!

@ezracarsonx & @matteo--the--prizefighter: 1 nude pic, key’s to someone’s room, and a basic secret from someone, penthouse for one weekend, one wildcard rental for one night!

Please contact me on the specifics of your prizes (i.e. whose nudes you want, etc). 

Thanks for playing! 

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Birthday hoedown

Now of course I want to give my warm welcome to the new meat! And I promise I’ll give you a break down of all their capabilities soon, but I HAD to get into the DISASTER that was @olivervincent-asset‘s birthday party.

First of all, hope you all have bomb shelters because the end is near. Poor little Oliver literally BEGGED @kinglutherofsousa to throw him a party at his birthday because wah wah wah some more whiny bullshit, who really cares? But the surprising bit, is that @kinglutherofsousa actually gave in. Although I have my suspicion that he just wanted to throw a party. No appearances by The Weeknd this time though :(

So who was all there? Some big names, and some roaches who I don’t even remember. But let’s get into the nitty gritty.

@i-am-not-marlowe of course showed up and did the whole ‘I’m over you’ bit for a whole one second before he was already doing the push and pull with Luther.  They had a massive makeout and then they got back into it thanks to @runfastemery the cockblock of the year. 

Emery isn’t getting any anywhere and he’s of course complaining nonstop because that’s literally all he does, what a shock that nobody would want to sleep with that huh? Well first he did this HILARIOUS bit where he was going to sleep with Oliver lololol like who would cry more during it amiright? Then he started picking a fight with Dr. Oleary, then with Salinger, and then he tried to do a Shakespearean monologue looking over the balcony? @thebloodiseverywhere get your boy. 

@ezracarsonx was naturally present because he can sniff sluttiness from a mile away. Although it was a buffet of sorts, he seemed to zero his attention on the biggest slut of them all @i-am-not-salinger who happily obliged and kissed his ass the whole time. 

@its-angel-motherfucker was offering weed to literally everyone like a low-level drug dealer. Looks like someone is finally getting around to realizing maybe he shouldn’t cuss out everyone he meets???

@keatonoleary god bless him, showed up with a sunglass tan thinking anyone would actually want to see him. Emery just about flipped, @edric-wescott was throwing out insults--I have no actually idea why Edric gives a shit?--and then of course @druggedupira was doing his whole independent woman stint. Hoe’Leary tried to hit on Salinger, but both Ira and Luther quickly shot that down. Then he tried to do his whole take-me-back that he does daily with Ira, and Ira pretty much told him to choke and die. Same old stuff basically. But here’s the actual interesting part. 

Ezra was apparently cheering Ira on, so Keaton threw a punch at him and Ezra was completely unbothered. Who was bothered though? @italianinferno who was not happy to see his man getting punched by the doctor, and he quickly punched him back. Before Keaton could react, @callmecassius came in to protect his bed warmer which meant that @i-am-not-salinger tried to get the next punch in, but it was Ezra who finally reacted. 

Ezra and Keaton got into a little brawl before @cassius dragged his bff off and dante looked like a kicked puppy over Ezra. Shit got kind of lame after that, but Keaton was seen taking Oliver home right after Ira sucked Oliver off in the bathroom. 

Salinger sulked off for the rest of the day, and that was definitely one of the lamest parties. 

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OK.. pero que es "bussy"?

aka boy pussy :*

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what about cesar? who do you see him hooking up with? and you know, NOT growing attached to?

Lmao the only thing he can get attached to is tequila please.

You know I think @druggedupira would be good since he likes to pretend that he can save assholes.

@its-angel-motherfucker may be good since a wasted @kidnappersguidetothegalaxy may be the only person who can stomach him long enough for a quickie (and they’re very quick since his dick can’t stay up very long) 

@aindrea is lame enough to just smile through literally anything so there’s no way even Cesar would feel bad about using his bussy.

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who should keaton hook up with next?

Good question! He preys on lowly insecure boys so any of the new meat would do. I mean obviously a heartbroken @i-am-not-marlowe is pretty much a given, but maybe @nathananderscn (please save us from the love fest), also I’d say @jessehann but I don’t think that even @keatonoleary could save that ho. I will say though, ever since @italianinferno put the idea into my head…I can’t help but to want @callmecassius x keaton…oops!

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I can work social media, you know, I'm not that old. And I would take Reginald out for a lovely dinner. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I love when old people better themselves. It’s so moving. But go ahead, I’ll put in a good for your(r funeral)