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Everything Wrong With Everything Wrong With Phineas and Ferb - Rollercoaster

Yeah, it’s been a while…again. Frankly, you shouldn’t expect much from my sin stuff in general as I like to think I’m retired until my laziness drops.

Seriously, that’s the main reason. I prefer to do work for my more essential stuff and the more casual stuff is done with inspiration hits. That said, while the sin stuff is not of high interest for me anymore, there’s still work to do in places.

Especially with sinning Cinema/TV Sins. And this week…they finally did it, they intruded on my territory again. They’ve done more SpongeBob eps and maybe I’ll cover those but…as you saw from the title, the gloves are off now.

Oh boy this is gonna be fun.

1. ”Everything Spoilers wrong duh with” This is bad enough except for all their current videos, the show/film title is on the side, and that sin title text is placed like that on purpose, instead of to accommodate for the work doing the title in a  wonky way. Meaning there is no excuse for this, and it’s in all their newer videos!

2.This narrator is not Jeremy. You decide if that’s a bad thing but what is a bad thing is the shitty mic quality.

3.”Man times have changed. The lyrics now would be scrolling through tik tok, or yelling on twitter-” I get the joke but A. it’s not funny and B. I was about analyze why this would be wrong in universe but even for me that would be picky. Either, not funny.

4.”Having your nickname be Swampy” Sinning Swampy.

“Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!” “Behold, the birth of Karen!” Pfft, okay that was good. Not removing a sin though, too early.

5.”Imagine if he went through a voice change halfway through the first season and sounded completely different. I hate it when I things I love go through voice changes” Sinning your new narrator does not make it any better.

6.”Phineas, Ferb!” “Roll…er-coaster-mercials” It doesn’t count it’s the characters names, which are naturally gonna be said.

7.*Doof pushes the arm button thing* “Can’t wait to see the other body part buttons” What?

8.”I know this is just a cartoon-” Nope, you should have stopped right there.

9.He sins Doof’s plan for aluminum not being affected by magnets, which is fine but then he follows that up with “Plus I brought my dinosaur which eats force field dogs!” I get the reference but it has nothing to do with that sin.

10.”Or, turn it off” Do you see a button to do so on here? Exactly.

“We should have charged more” “Capitalism” Pfft, another good one. But I want as many sins as possible so

11. There’s an for Cinema Sins merch with Jeremy which makes me miss him more. Never thought I’d say that.

SINS VIDEO SIN TALLY: 11

SENTENCE: New Narrator is in charge, forever

Yeah, this one actually wasn’t too bad. There’s some amusing bits and good points, although it was mostly the same ones I already knew about lol. Going back to Phineas sinning, even through this guy, was a nostalgia trip. So yeah, not a terrible one by their standards, but god I did not like that narrator.

So you can just assume sin stuff is done for until I randomly get an idea. I don’t wanna promise too much given I just don’t feel it as much these days, so yeah.

See ya some other time.

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Everything Wrong With Everything Wrong With SpongeBob SquarePants -"Rock Bottom"

It’s been ages since one of these, eh? Again, my interest isn’t the highest but I still wanna do some. I also wanna finally dive into TV Sins, which launched last year. But I also gotta do something over on SpongeBob Sins for the month. Thankfully, this week the sin gods blessed me with…this. Yep, TV sins did a SpongeBob episode for some reason. ….Let’s see how bad it is.

1. They plaster the “Everything wrong with” text stuff over the show’s title in the intro, even though the episode has a title card they could put it over instead.

2.”First, how do Rollercoasters work under the water?” There’s a lot of things that shouldn’t work under the water in this show, why single out the rollercoasters? That’s not really that confusing. He goes on but I don’t care.

3.”Another funtastic day. So you’ve been here before? Considering the rest of the episode revolves around you getting on the wrong bus home, this statement is patient zero for me not feeling the least bit sorry about your spongey ass” Oh and you’ve totally never forgetten things like this before, sure. Also, maybe his previous day was like a year ago.

4.”I guess you think making a joke about something being too to fit when it’s clearly small enough to go in without any friction whatsoever is hilarious. Well, it’s not. Just ask my college girlfriend” Jeremy makes a really cringe-y sex joke cliche.

5.”They’ve been here before so needing change for the bus shouldn’t be much of a surprise” They don’t look surprised, really. Just forgetful. And again, we don’t know when their most recent visit was.

6.The captions spell “canon” as “Cannon”

7.Overlong unfunny tangent about Jeremy’s aunt that has nothing to do with anything and is not a sin.

8.”And now I realized Rule 34 applies to SpongeBob” Sin for reminding me of SpongeKnob SquareNuts. And sin on me for reminding ya’ll of that.

9.”-now he’s looking at Sponge30 to SpongeLife” Putting Sponge in front of word does not count as a joke.

10.”Just wait for someone to come out, then we’lll know” Cue somewhat sexist joke about the difference between men and women’s bathrooms.

11.As someone who runs SpongeBob Sins, I now the line between when it makes sense to question logic in a world where there is none and when it’s just pedantic, and questioning how toliets can flush is that line.

12.”At Glove World the sign for the bus was a green triangle, not a red semi circle. Are these different buslines entirely?” One sign is in Rock Bottom, where everything looks different so this makes total sense.

13.”Don’t blame me, you knew who I was when you clicked play” …Ya got me there.

14.”Do Sponges have digestive systems?’ No but they don’t have vocal chords either.

15.”And now I know that fish are born with pants on” Well, only Rock Bottom fish. Again, this town/world is different.

16.Bonus round for all the raspberries…for some reason.

SINS SIN SIN TALLY: 16

SENTENCE: On the run, in theaters may whatever 2020.

Well, that was fun. It actually got into some decent sins later on so that’s why I dried up near the end. I like TV Series I bit more than the OG but you can see it’s got some of the same problems here and there. Still, it’s fun to see him stomp on my territory. I swear I’ll get to the one I teased last time someday, but hopefully this was able to tide you over until I did more of these.

Bye!

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Everything Wrong With Everything Wrong With Toy Story 3

ORIGINAL VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuDMzBEYf4M

1.Everything Wrong With Toy spoilers! Story in 14 minutes or less 3

2.”Boy, Andy’s toy based day dreams got a budget increase, no?” Jokes aside, we’re seeing what he’s seeing in his head. I know because they cut to what is really happening a bit later.

3.”Didn’t Pixar miss a golden opportunity to put the car shaped bluffs from Cars in the background of this scene?” But then you would sin it for being a reference to a movie you don’t like.

4.”Also, ALL Toy Story movies must open with a fantasy sequence” Cute franchise trends are a sin now, I guess. (Also, if he sins 4 for not doing this, give him 5 sins right now)

5.”Cartoon found footage” Yes, because found footage movies invented the concept of home movies.

6.”Also, didn’t the previous movies show your organs still work, even when not attached? So why not just LOOK through that eye-” You mean like she does later?

7.”-bo peep?” “I guess these toys weren’t worth having an adventure for” Hindsight hilarity aside, this movie has enough characters as it is, it makes sense to lose some of the minor ones and it shows how desperate their situation has gotten.

8.”Movies hints at an even darker storyline regarding the fate of Bo Peep” Lol.

9.”It’s the perfect time to be hysterical” “Keep playing the hits, boys” Like you’re one to talk about repeating jokes.

10.’”I’m a hugger” “That’s exactly what my Uncle Henry-” Ew. Also, man that line in the movie sure aged well.

11.”Woody Rataouille’s his way out of this situation” He’s referring to Woody hanging onto the bottom of a cat. A tactic that film did not invent.

12.”Is this any different from what Andy did to these toys when he was filming that train robbery sequence In his head?” Yes, because he wasn’t putting them in his way or really trashing them like these kids are.

13.”Is there a situation where any of these toys break character?” Maybe but we never see it, so sinning hypothetical situations for the win!

14.”Thanks for that imagery, Pixar” Ah yes, you’ve never said things to put horrible images in our heads, like in this very video.

15.”These toys now know how to use google maps” And that’s a sin because…

16.”These parents left behind 3 toys when they put their daughter in the backseat. Three huged easily scenes toys marked by their daughter as their favorites” It’s called being forgetful aka being human. It happens to the best of us.

17.Also, he sinned Lotso’s backstory for being kind of like Jessie’s and while it is repeating something, him being evil automatically makes that an intentional parallel rather than lazy re-hashing.

18.”Homeward Bound: The incredibly toy travels” This movie that movie.

19.”Unloved” “And riding on the back of a Pizza Truck from the first toy story” Pointing things out on the screen cliche.

20.”They basically rewrote all the rules of the Potato Head family to make this plan work” They’ve never said this is something he couldn’t do.

21.”You’d better come to take a look at this cliche” Saying something someone would say in that situation is a “cliche’ now. Guess I’m committing the “responding to CinemaSins” cliche.

22.”And that’s what you get for trusting a dude who has been nothing but an asshole dickface this entire movie’” I get what you’re saying but come on, it’s called having a heart. Also, he said Woody is endearing them by doing this but they’re screwed either way, so may as well take this chance.

23.”Movie couldn’t just let Lotso get away with it-” But you just said he’s been nothing but an asshole dickface, you’d sin the movie if he wasn’t punished.

He takes a sin off for the ending. As he should.

23.He then launches into this story about giving away a toy through a garage sale and then regretting it, but that was a garage sale, this is giving away to a trustworthy kid he can visit.

SINS VIDEO SIN TALLY: 23

SENTENCE: Burned in a furnace.

…It’s been a while, huh? Yeah, I end up getting focused on other things and lost my desire to keep this up all the time. Birdman has been handling things pretty well and Jay hasn’t really been doing the traditional ones. But while making fun of CinemaSins can get old, I love doing it….so I’m back. No set schedule, I’ll just do them when a can. Mostly of regular Cinema Sins, not as interested in off brand but I’ll do some, maybe.

I wanted to do this before 4 came out but ah well.

I generally won’t tease the next one as these are just random but next will be the one that made me want to come out of my sort of retirement, so that’ll be fun. See ya then.

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Everything Wrong With Everything With Sing

ORIGINAL VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiDMJ-MstqQ&t=0s&index=3

1.”This movie is about singing animals but miss the change to have an actual beetle sing a Beetles song” But then you would sin that for being too obvious.

2.”Koala Bearation” That’s barely even a pun.

3.”But it’s just the one theater in town that he owns-” How do you know that? It’s never stated one way or the other/

4.”It’s like some suit at Illumination saw Zootopia-” This movie that movie.

5.”Real pigs have about 10 pigs per litter-” There you go applying real animal facts to walking talking animals again.

6.”Motherf*cking 90% of this movie’s initial story is fan based” And the sin with that is…

7.”Do these Shrimp have a handler?” Yep, you see him when everyone else is told to leave.

8.”Frogs audition with Jump, because nuance is for suckers” Told ya he would have just sinned the beetle thing for being too obvious.

9.”If this movie were more interesting, I’d wonder why the gorrilas have cockney accents-” For one, who cares and 2nd off, you are wondering if you’re sinning it.

10.”Saxophone playing mouse makes it into a singing competition that isn’t saxophone based” Yeah but the songs he does are still in that style so what’s the problem here?

11.”Hopefully around the same time this singing competition has a heist in the middle of it’ Because it’s part of Johnny’s storyline which does somewhat add to the movie. The heist stuff is there for his little conflict and it’s not like it totally becomes Ocean’s 11 with animals.

12.”Buster just so happens to have an English to Japanese translation book on him” Or maybe he went and got one to understand them?

13.”Manhole covers are extremely lightweight” He says after a strong gorrila lifts. Yeah I agree, that’s very odd.

14.”Rosita’s apparently going through early on set Swinepause” Just in case you thought we aren’t dealing with tons of bad puns in this video.

15.”If the fire went on, how does she have so many small kids?” For one, she likely had a bunch at ones and having pig sex doesn’t mean she was into it. And now I’m thinking of animated pig sex, so you get an extra sin. +1

17.”Contrived Koala carelessly cries, casually clutching cup” What?

18.”How does the f*ck does this reporter know that these are bumbling amuters?” Because he has eyes and they ain’t exactly superstars.

19.”Even though I disowned you after you got me arrested because you were rehearsing for a show, you were on TV for a second so..bygones” On TV using the great talents he now sees he has, thus making his real dreams worth it. A bit rushed but it works.

SINS VIDEO SIN TALLY: 19

SENTENCE: Tone Deaf

(This was gonna be next week but I...forgot to writ the one I promised and I had this pre-written so...here it is)

I had been meaning to do this one for awhile and only did it now…cuz the movie was leaving Netflix and it was easier to re-watch it on there. That aside, typical video some especially dumb points but nothing too bad compared to some of their other ones.

Next week is the off brand live action sequel I promised.

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Everything Wrong With Everything Wrong With Kung Fu Panda 3

ORIGINAL VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwCsJvmwAGw&index=2&t=0s

1.”Even in the spirit realm, Oogway is still corporal enough to feel itchy” The movie never states how exactly one is in the spirit realm, so they’re not breaking any rules here. We even see two different versions of being a spirit here so it doesn’t all work one way.

2.”Do all the rock formations…go to the same afterlife-” It’s a question that doesn’t matter and isn’t really a sin.

3.Them having the same forms from death in the afterlife is a sin because Oggway’s experience gives Kai the upper hand…but Kai only is able to do this because Oogway gets defeated on purpose since he’s having a warrior defeat Kai for him..

4.Poo making the cloud into a rhino and then kicking it is a sin because all the rhinos we’ve seen are good guys, which doesn’t matter but also the rhino guard in the first one was at least a bit of a dick.

5.”Po just threw out his fist and is now falling harder, because he’s also Kyrpotonian” A guy who mastered Kung Fu an do crazy/odd things with it? What a surprise. Also, this mo-

6.”Why do I get the feeling dragon warrior is a title for suckers who end up having to do all the work?” Yeah, why do you get that feeling? This feels like a joke but it’s not funny and doesn’t make sense so…

7.”Tigress gets shot with a flaming arrow and responds like she just stubbed her toe” She’s a strong kung fu warrior, I buy it.

8.Jeremy thinks these random guys shouldn’t mock Po since he is generally awesome but these random guys don’t represent all of the world, even the most beloved/badass people have haters.

9.”Kai’s return to the living is a ripoff of-” Nope.

10.”Kai basically draws a line in the dirt and for some reason that keeps these goose guys from contintuing to run” With a big scary ass…knife..weapon, thing.

11.”This goose lays eggs when he gets scared because if he sh*t himself it would be too graphic” You also explain why did a thing and sin it anyway?

12.’I won!” “No, because you didn’t swallow them” Maybe this exact contest just requires them to have it in their mouths, it’s a random thing Po is doing not a professional contest.

13.He sins the crowd for not calling that Po and Bryan Cranston are clearly related…then sins Dad for jumping to conclusions. Which is it?!

14.””-all Pandas look the same…That’s racist” At least he’s self aware?

15.”The artist draws Ping in this picture even though he doesn’t have” He was on a roll.

16.”How can you receive a message if no one can find you?” “Ping, calm the f*ck down! ….but yeah, he’s right” Oh hey, CS is cutting off the clip to make a dumb joke again, ignoring Dad explaining that it’s a message from the universe.

17.”Do the artifacts in the hall of warriors rotate out every so often?” …Maybe, does it matter?

18.”Jade zombies…jombies?” “Ah, they beat me to it” Okay, that was funny but still was gonna a ‘”lame pun” sin.

19.While I get that Po’s knowledge of every Kung Fu person is an easy way to give exposition to tell us who they are, it makes sense with how much of a fanboy he is and was set up from the very start so really not too much of a sin.

20.”Since the life of a panda is 20 years-” Jeremy is fine with Kung Fu Pandas and magic, but when that Panda lives longer than one in our world, that’s crossing the line damnit! (And yeah, even in a fantasy world some rules about animals should be kept but this one just seems like a non issue)

21.”He’s also a kung fu master which requires some abandonment of the Chicken stereotype” I mean, Po still has parts of the Panda stereotype so I can see how this would still exist.

22.”If pandas sleep til past noon, then does all the farming get done in the heat of the afternoon?” I guess so. How is this a sin?

23.The sin of the flashbacks being in 2D from the sins video of the 2nd is back, joy.

24.”I don’t even know if I’m a a panda!” “I can help you out with that one’ What?

25.”It gets darker as Kai approaches because he can also control the weather” Or maybe time is passing.

26.”Po Wushi fingers himself and it actually works-” Because he’s holding onto Kai as he does it. Holding onto people must also bring them with you, we are told nothing to the contrary so yeah.

27.”I’m the one who sent the message to your father” “Just in case you’re the only one who can’t figure this out on your own” Ignoring that it should be stated anyway, you just admitted you know it was explained but cut the clip anyway to make a joke, and anyone who hasn’t seen the movie will be really confused.

28.The other Pandas learned CHI and  put it in Po so Po teaching Shifu is a dumb idea now according to CinemaSins, even though Po is a bigger master in general and so so him doing it makes more sense.

SINS VIDEO SIN TALLY: 28

SENTENCE:

I did this one a bit sooner than expected but with Dragon 3 coming soon, I figured I’d tackle another Dreamworks Part 3. There’s some especially dumb comments in this video that were fun to rip into it, nothing to really add.

Next time, a live action sequel!

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Everything Wrong With Cartoon Karma - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

ORIGINAL VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv3bNCfcyWs&t=0s

1. ”Never thought I’d see it with me own eye” “Hehe, brilliant” I don’t like to sin “Wins” but he just said eye rather than eyes, not exactly brilliant.

“Great touch that the front two rows were the only open seats. I’ve seen it happen folks” I think he just schooled Brookshow.

2.-”but it’s another example of how even the filmakers even seem uncertain what rules apply to how much of a an actual Sponge SpongeBob is” Besides the usual cartoon logic thing, we don’t see SpongeBob shower on screen that often so it’s at consistent enough on that level.

3.”Blissful ignorance folks, as brought you by SpongeBob SquarePants” This is counted as a sin for some reason.

4.”Why the banner, Mr Krabs, why?” …Why not?

5.”Apparently SpongeBob is unaware this gives him rights for an age discrimination lawsuit” Yes, because he seems like the kind of guy who would know that.

6.”If he’s the crown polisher, why would he tell King Neptune that he does he, since he does it all the time?” Cuz he’s explaining to Neptune why he touched it and thus why this punishment is unfair.

7.He keeps repeating the “X, brought to you by Y” joke which is honestly a tad annoying.

8.”Still a better love story than Twilight, folks” Even in 2015, this joke was super outdated.

9.”You two dipsticks-” “There’s some animated films where that word belongs, but SpongeBob ain’t one of them” …Why? It’s just a dumb insult said by a jerk.

10.”The fish of Bikini Bottom aren’t the smartest around, but how could so many of them buy into these buckets as cool fashion?” The citizen of this town have allowed been easily fooled, to be fair. And this isn’t even the worst case of it.

11-”Even though it feels like he just jumped out of a much less goofy movie” That’s the joke.

12.-”how could they not tell it’s SpongeBob and Patrick from their appearance alone? I guess they at least wanted to try to be fair. Although I think they should have known it was them since the bubble clearly came from the room where the two just were and were the only ones in there.

13.’Random British Accent” Random Naming of Thing On Screen. Sort of.

14.”How can Sandy be controlled through her helmet?” If I can buy a helmet having the tech to reach in someone’s mind and control it, I can buy it getting through Sandy’s helmet…barely.

15.”The movie has been building up this trench as a horror for so long and then precedes to just waltz through it with a musical number” Just like Dennis, that’s the point and both times it enhances the humor, at least to me.

16.”The crown was only priced at 7 dollars?” Maybe he doesn’t know who it belongs to or what it’s worth, being just an undersea object to him.

17.”This gag is justified “Yes but a poop joke is still a poop joke.

18.”The magic bag of winds wouldn’t have worked, even if Patrick didn’t slip up” He slipped up because he didn’t focus and just let it go willy nilly, so I think it could have worked

19.”Not to mention Dennis just take the money, kill them anyway- “SpongeBob was being naive? What a surprise.

SINS VIDEO SIN TALLY: 19

SENTENCE: Caught by someone on a bubble blowing baby hunt.

So this channel hardly counts as a sin one so even here there’s more focus on actual analysis and now isn’t even labeled as sin stuff. He’s actually a really good critic and has some normal reviews mixed in with these, and the Karma videos are good looks as the positives and negatives, with the nitpicks being legit.

Even this early video is good enough that I struggled at times, even with a few dumb jokes he would later stray away from. Still, a good filler video to go with.

Next time, back to Cinema Sins with a followup to one I did before.

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Everything Wrong With Everything Wrong With Unbreakable

ORIGINAL VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1KyltMbP1Q&t=0s

1.This annoying annotation reminding us to subscribe almost makes me glad these things are going away soon. …Almost.

2.”Also, I need a source on all these statistics” You sinned the reading 3 times in a row, now you want more reading?

3.”This doctor apparently went to the school of making things super dramatic instead of just telling everyone what the f*ck is going on.” Funny joke but he was trying to figure out what is going on himself before just straight breaking the news himself.

4.”His arms and his legs are broken” “Really? Then what the f*ck was this earlier with the baby moving his arms back and forth?” Broken and Frozen are not the same thing.

5.”Why did this girl choose to sit next to David when the seats in front of them seem to wholly unoccupied?” Why does it matter?

6.”I;m married” “Not for long” What?

7.”Are half this train cart’s seats facing backwards?” Here’s a sin most of the comments are complaining about. Yes, Jeremy has never seen a train, moving on.

8.”A minute’s worth of self reflection bullsh*it: This movie has some “look at my style” stuff but this part is effective and serves a purpose so get out here with that.

9.”Awkward seperated but still in love wife “you didn’t die” hug” Jeremy narrates what it happening on screen cliche.

10.”40 dollars” “”Uh…4 door sedan. See, I can play this game too” Just like how you can play the “Cutting off the clip so it looks stupider than it is” game. Right after he says “40 dollar raise”, which he thinks David wants. Tssk tsk, Jeremy.

11.”Okay, even if David Dunn were somehow clueless to his own invulnerabilities, there is no way he’d work for a job for 5 years and not remembered he had never taken a sick day-” It’s one of those odd little things you just sort of take for granted, it’s pretty likely.

12.”-what exactly do comics do to pass on history?” Elajiah explains in the clip you cut off (there’s that game again) that they did at one point but eventually became more commercial.

13.”-but I really don’t know what he expects to do once he finds that unbreakable person” He expects to have found a nemesis since he caused all this, as blatantly explained in the ending. Man you clearly did not have much to work with this time

14.”It’s hard for me to keep focus in this scene because I keep hearing James Spader in my head-” This movie that …something, moving on.

15”Were you asleep before he put the weights on?” No, he’s surprised at how much can lift and is checking to see how much he put on.

16.”Also, dang M Night, we get it. You like the bible. David,Joesph, Elijah-” Huh, I actually didn’t catch it since the movie generally doesn’t shove these in your face. In the least it’s not bad enough to be sinned like it’s a big deal.

17.”I’m sitll pissed he SOMEHOW ALMOST FORGOT HIS OWN NEAR DROWNING” It’s called repressing trauma. I got the impressions he remembered, just didn’t like thinkng about until all this forced him to.

18.”Nick Fury, the early years, right next to the comics that would inspire him”  Thanks, I think we got the irony.

19.”Water is his only weakness but somehow chooses to superhero at a home that has a pool…on a night it’s raining” Because A. that’s not too big a deal and B. he was being brave anyway because that’s what heroes do and he hoped he’d take care if it inside the house.

20.”Over a minute and 10 seconds of almost drowning” Again, you sin the long scenes that work instead of the ones that are just kind of filler.

21.”You could argue David slipping the paper into his son’s filed of view is his way if telling Joesph he was right all along” Because it is, next.

22.”Can we get a damn Unbreakable 2 already?” lol Hindsight.

23.I get that the “where are they now stuff” is a bit lame but the final scene itself is great so the 5 sins is just a bit harsh.

SINS VIDEO SIN TALLY: 23

SENTENCE: So breakable that you split.

This one gave me more to work with than most sins video like this. Especially since the movie’s slow burn nature made it clearly hard to sin for Jeremy. I’m surprised I got in as many sins as I did. This movie was just kind of bah, had some especially dumb moments but some stuff I can agree with so it’s perfectly…meh, for this channel.

(That said, always nice to have a sins video that skews positive with some solid sin removals)

Anyway, these SinsSins will be more on and off since I want to focus on other things and we got two people doing this all the time anyway. I’ll do what I can but I’m  not sticking the strict weekly thing anymore, and I’ll mostly do CinemaSins since there’s only so many off brand sins so me switching off will slow down too.

(Especially once SpongeBob sins kicks back into gear, only so much sinning I can handle at once)

Next will be an off brand one since I wanna break it up when I do too much CinemaSins in a row. Next is another good channel, whoa.

See ya then.

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Everything Wrong With Everything Wrong With Shrek 2

ORIGINAL VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8D6dnIzMhc

1Implying anything is wrong with Shrek

2.Everything Wrong With Shrek In 18 mnutes or less 2

3.”Also, the premise of Pixar’s Up was surprisingly inspired by this Dreamworks logo in a Shrek movie” You’re really reaching for a this movie that movie sin and we just started, this is not a good sign.

4.”Once upon a time cliche nar-reading” This is a fairy tale spoof. It would be sinful to not have an opening like this.

5.”Is it me or is it creepy that the Prince traveled all this way just to get it on with a woman he doesn’t even know, even though he has a mission?”Yes, that’s the point. He’s supposed to be a slimy dude and besides, that woman is the princess, knowing her isn’t too important when he has a “prize” like that.

6.”I know that Prince Charming is Self absrobed and this journey is super long but how the F*ck did he not hear about Fiona’s marriage to Shrek?” You said it yourself: It was a long journey and it’s very likely he was on it while the ending of Shrek 1 was going down.

7.”Back in whatever time this is, 8mm camera existed” Jeremy is fine with a world of dragons and ogres, but when that world has cameras, that’s crossing the line, damnit!

8..”There are still assholes trying to kill Shrek and Fiona even after the revelation in the last movie?” You mean prejudice doesn’t just magically go away? What a shock.

9.”We’re supposed to believe these trumpet players walked the entire way from Far Far Away” …Yes. How is that hard to believe?

10.”Jesus, what was the point of the first movie if Shrek is just going to reboot into being a sandy butthole?” He’s “sandy” for different reasons this time. Well, really the same reasons: People judging him which is something I would be…sandy about. Okay, do you mean salty?

11.”Also, if I didn’t live through it , you would have never convincd me that this movie made nearly a billion dollars worldwide” Hey if you can get 8 mil subs, anything is possibly…..Was that mean? Whatever.

12.”This could have been some really subversive s*it if Fiona had stayed a human princess-” No, this is the subversive S*it, that would have been more typical. Could have worked but still.

13.”Look, I’m all for Anachronisms-” Says the guy who keeps sinning them.

14.If you’re wondering if Jeremy loved complaining about humor that is better than his back in 2017, then you’d be correct and I’m mostly sparing you. It’s not as bad as in Hotel T 3 but he keeps repeating himself more than he claims the movie does.

15.”How the f*ck did they hear that?” WELL TOM-

16.”Also, movies confirms that Ogres have testicles in the same place as humans” …Not sure why you assumed otherwise.

17.Jeremy sins Shrek being able to pick up Puss the super tough cat, even though this is an actual thing that works on cats and it’s another “that’s the joke” thing.

“Think about the saddest thing that’s ever happened to you” “I dunno, it may be hard to find a copy of The Adventures of Pluto Nash out here” Okay, that was funny.

17.”This is supposed to be Fiona’s Fairy godmother-” She flat out has a shop and business card, why did you assume she doesn’t work for everyone?

18.”Donkey waits to subject to this plan until after they’ve gone to the factory-” Actually he was vocally against this from the start, Shrek just ignored him cuz he’s Shrek.

19.-”why doesn’t it turn Dragon into a filly?” We don’t see Dragon until after everything is back to normal so maybe it did.

20.”You could even tell Fiona about the mixup” He would do that..if he didn’t assume Fiona flat out left him for charming, which is the case here.

21.No sin is removed for the entire Holding for a hero scene.

22.”Forcible Frenching” Jeremy states what is happening on screen.

23.”This movie is no different from the original” He then lists vague things that ignore the execution and added elements.

SINS VIDEO SIN TALLY: 23

SENTENCE: No Happily Ever After

…Yeah, this was supposed to be last week, as the result of a poll I did on Twitter. I got caught up in Christmas/new year’s stuff and by the time I wanted to write this, it was a bit late but here we are, our first sins sins of 2019.

Anyway, this one was a long time coming. Not as many sins as I wanted, but some are just repeats of stuff I brought up, and I agreed with quite a few near the end here and there. Still a fairly bad one overall though, just not the worst he’s done.

But yeah, we’ll do Shrek the Third eventually. Until then next, week we’ll do another Cinema Sins one because…it’s a tie in to a film coming out next and I wanna be timely. See ya then.

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Everything Wrong With Everything Wrong With How The Grinch Stole Christmas

ORIGINAL VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB-LOlg7axo&index=2&t=0s

1. Even taking…recent events aside, what is Nostalgia Critic doing here? Most of his sins are stuff he pointed out in his review, so if you’ve seen it this is entirely redundant

2..Also, Doug Walker.

3.”Also,is this such a holiday specter? Your kids being soothed by Hannibal Lector?” I get the joke but most actors are going to be in/knon for adult things so this isn’t much of a sin.

4.”-at two hours, how do you still need narration” It’s only a little over 90 minutes, and because the special had it.

5.”There’s little variety in humor, oh sh*it this film’s 82% sight gags, isn’t it?” Not really, there’s not much more than you’d expect from something like this and most of the gags are from Jim Carry’s mugging.

6.”Russian nesting doll horn players, really?” Because why would you get creative in a Dr. Suess movie?

7.”Perhaps Taylor Momson can steer her the right way” Stating what is happening on screen just you can rhyme with the previous sin. Get ready for a lot of that.

8.”-this Christmas obsession is too f*cking much” That’s the point.

9.”And why the hell are we following these two?” Well really we’re folling Cindy and these guys are here for someone for Grinch to scare and to establish that the whos indeed know him.

10.”That managed to scare them, huh?” If I was teen being yelled at by Jim Carey in make up, I’d be scared too.

11.”Don’t ask why” “Cuz you know the damn reason” Not yet we don’t,unless you’re re-watch the movie I guess…

12.”also, why is mail fraud the plan you prepared?” He’s the Grinch and he wanted to mess things up, does he need a deeper reason?

13.”Make up your own lassie joke, we’re too lazy” At least they admit it.

14.”The Grinch saves the girl, redemption’s fulfilled, so why is there an hour and a half left to kill?” Because saving one girl once doesn’t make you got in every other regard?

15.So they sin Cindy for her wrapping skills being good, play a clip from before of dad saying she’d been practicing, then they sigh. So for once they see that the movie explains their question…but they sin it anyway? The hell?

16.”Mario tubes give the finger to psychics-” You know what’s gonna say so moving on.

17.”Christmas cannot answer you, it’s a season” Jer-I mean Doug-is very pedantic cliche.

18.Baby Grinch makes Doug do a cringe-y muppet babies theme spoof, yawn.

19.”I guess who boner’s mean all the world” I haven’t done this one yet: Jeremy says Boner.

20.”For a world where sex doesn’t exist, there sure are a ton of cheap jokes not to miss?” Where did you get that idea? The only baby we know got delivered is Grinch, who is not a Who thus why he needs a different origin.

21.”The Who’s talk like smurfs, with each single breath-” THESE characters talk in a quirky way, THOSE characters talk in a quirky way, and that’s a sin!

22.”Is the book of who just a discount book of mormon?” I spoke too soon with the this movie that movie gag.

23.”F*ck you, the Grinch wouldn’t dance at this ball” He would if a nice girl got the Who’s to invite him to make up for what they did to him. You know, like what happens? Think about the context before you speak, even if you don’t care for this section like me.

24.”Though this is a song of which I’ll never tire, it’ll always be connected to the awful chariots of fire” That’s totally fair, sure.

25.”I thought they were married, but now I’m told never-” Because you can’t living with a girlfriend without being married, right?

26.They sin Santa being loud but I wanna sin Santa for even existing in this version, it raises way too many questions.

27.Another sin that amounts to “Hey, did you know Anthony Hopkins was Hannibal Lector?”

28.”Adults who believe that Santa is real” Adults who look like…this, and live with a furry green dude.

29.They sin Grinch lighting the sleigh, despite the heart change giving him the sizes of 10 grinchs plus 2. Yeah it’s silly but come on.

30.”-do Grinches and who’s have the same private parts?” Ew.

31.”Your comedy is about as subtle as a brick?” Just a few sins ago you Because I’m nice, I’m actually taking a sin off now, because I respect anyone who can do a whole video in rhyme, even one as sinful as this.

SINS VIDEO SIN TALLY: 30

SENTENCE: No tags. No ribbons, packages, boxes or bags.

Merry (slightly early) Christmas everyone! Wish this was slightly beefier but I had more to work with than expected. I quite liked the rhyming here, but the rest as business as usual.

And no, I didn’t even consider doing this in rhyme myself. Just…no. Anyway, Merry Christmas.

Next week,, as voted by my Twitter followers, we end the year with another green monster. See ya then.

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Everything Wrong With Everything Wrong With The Polar Express

ORIGINAL VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44AkSP-U3bo&list=PLrDezo9S25JfUhOfYA8FIyby_t2kanoAw&index=2&t=0s

1.”Nobody in the neighborhood except this boy notices a super loud train” This movie has a bell that can only be heard by those with true Christmas spirit. I imagine the same logic applies to the train meant for kids.

2.”Nerdy voice, nerdy glasses, nerdy shirt. This guy is defeintly a nerd” I guess this sin is about how stereotypical he is but it just feels you’re stating what is on the screen.

3.Also, MILISECOND TIMER/

4.”Are we really going to the north pole?” “That’s what the conductor just said a minute a ago!” Doesn’t mean he’s gonna totally believe it right away.

5.”Not a sin but most of these character have their names revealed in this movie-” Yes, it is a sin.

6.”Did their parents pay for this ride or did the tickets appear in their pockets because magic?” The latter.

7.”This would be impractical in real life” Lysander is fine with a magic train but when that magic train has people doing a routine with hot chocolate, that’s crossing the line damnit!

8.”Where did you get that information, Mandark?” Nowhere, he’s supposed to be a know it all who doesn’t actually know anything.

9.’I’m looking for a girl” “(laughs) Ain’t we all” “That’s not what he meant” WELL TOM-

10.There’s a couple “sins” that belong in the outtakes so here’s a sin for those.

11.He’s right about the puppet scare being unnecessary but he basically sins it twice in a row, a bit redundant.

12.He likes one part so he just says “No sin” instead of taking a sin off, weird.

13.”Suddenly, northern lights” At this time of yea-

14.”These elves are rude for blocking Heraldo from seeing Santa” but one sin later “Dude, you can clearly glimpses of his face” So is them blocking him a problem or not? Also, a glimpse is not really enough.

15.”What’s up with the glow around Santa?” He’s magic.

16.”Flying around at the speed of…light?” What? There’s light coming from the sleigh her but that’s not a sin.

17.Billy is holding witchcraft!” Witchcraft from a magic train? What a surprise.

SINS VIDEO SIN TALLY: 17

SENTENCE: Witchcraft

Yeah, a shorter one but the video itself was a short and after last week,I needed an easier one. Plus, a lot of the sins are stuff I commented on already. This video is okay compared to the last one we did from him. He’s okay on the off brand scale.

But next week, back to Cinema Sins as they steal Christmas. See ya then.

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Everything Wrong With Everything Wrong With Teen Titans Go! To The Movies

ORIGINAL VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq3g4pJY07Y&t=0s

1.He’s slightly improved in a few ways, but he still has the same terrible intro that begs for likes.

2.He also still refuses to put his sinning intro over the actual title card. So really it’s Everything Wrong With _____

3.”A full minute of intros and I’m not even sure because two of them were for the WB” The 2nd one was for WB Animation, which is no different from all the other major animated films, it ain’t that long of a log sequence until the Marvel joke one.

4.”And already the first joke is them playing off the Marvel Cinematic intro. There’s so many Marvel jokes in this movie one might think they’re a bit bitter because they’re kicking their ass in the movie industry” Marvel is the dominating force in the superhero movie industry, and this movie spoofs a lot of that, so no duh there’s some Marvel jokes. Hell, there’s some potshots at DC, even in the first trailer!

5.”The welcome to Jump City sign is well within the center of the city. I think everyone knows where they are by the time they get that far in” That’s how it works in real though, or in the least my city is like that. And get used to him being pedantic, even by Sin standards..

6.”I don’t think anyone’s accidentally going to Jump City, one of the most riddled with crime places in the world, right next to Gotham or Metropolis” I…don’t get this one. I mean I don’t even know how to explain why you’re wrong I don’t even get your point. That accidentally really throws me off.

7.He sins all the references in this establishing shot, even though they are basically cute Easter eggs that are not sins.

8.”Batman’s not even liked in Gotham yet he has his own building” But maybe Jump City likes him fine. Also, this version of the DC characters is different in tons of ways, so why are you assuming it’s exactly like the other version in this case?

9.”I am upset that this isn’t even a gag character. It’s an actual person who exists in the DC world” That same world also has Kite Man and Condiment King. Just saying, the DC universe is weird and it’s not weird for a spoof movie to acknowledge this.

10.”Before he was crushing buildings with no problems, but now he can squeeze between them without them even building” He was punching at them before to destroy them as they were smaller than him but these two were a bit taller and there was a small space. Do the math.

11.”The safe is comically huge in comparasion to the actual bank” Congrats, you noticed.

12.”This why you can’t bring Starfire to a petting zoo” They were balloons. They pop. Come on.

13.”I get it, they’re supposed to be failed heroes but they’ve done plenty of stuff even in the TTG to be known within their own city” Maybe to the citizens or something, but not to this random villain we’ve never seen in the show before, and maybe he’s not super up to date anyway.

14.”Can’t Wonder Woman still fly in this world? I’m not sure why they gave her the invisible jet other than lol references are funny again”. If I had an invisible jet, I would show it off as much as possible…Maybe not “show” per say…

15.Also, the jet isn’t really a joke so that doesn’t apply here.

16.”Of all the heroes in Jump City, they had to pull out the A squad for Balloon man?” He still a pretty decent threat though, with all the destruction he was doing.

17.”They only make movies about real heroes” “But they’ll sure as hell make a Netflix original about just about anyone” If you’re referring to the Marvel shows, they're about pretty well liked and solid heroes, even Iron Fist isn’t that silly or an idea given their roster.

18.”The titans can afford to make their own movie, they have a private island and own a giant building” You mean like they do make? The one Robin dislikes because it is is so rnky dinky and he wants a serious Hollywood movie?

19.He really over analyzes a background reference to Young Justice.

20.”Further proof that the bat credit card has been canon all along” How does that Utility Belt movie prove this?

21.He shows off a fairly lo0ng clip just to sin another background gag. He likes to run the clips for too long, almost like he wants the video to be longer for extra watch time…

22”Breaking the 4th but yeah, he’s not Deadpool” That would work better if not for the actual Deadpool joke they make later. Oh and this character that character!

23.’I get it, this is a comedy movie-” And that’s when you should have stopped talking. His sin is that Slade being more comedic is “insulting” even though it really isn’t.

(By the way, this scene has them thinking Slade is Deadpool and Slade finds that comparison stupid because there’s plenty of guys with swords like him. The Titans would be amazing at Cinema Sins!)

24.He says he’s removing a sin for the Circe of Life spoof…but he ends up adding one. Whoops.

25.”Batman kills a baby-” In a dream sequence.

26.”This improvised song already has a billboard” A visual gag for a song is a sin I guess. Also, no sin removal for this?!

27.”This might be a bit overboard for a nitpick-” Lol.

28.”Would it have been okay if his dad wasn’t a cop?” No, but that fact does make it a bigger deal.

29.”Stan’s cameos are not subtle but neither are the references in this movie” And yet when they are subtle, you sin them anyway.

30.”Leaving them with the permanent injures” “And huge medical dat making him go right back to that life of crime-” Yes, because if he didn’t have bills, he’d just…give up crime for no reason? Also, I have no idea what he says but it sounds like “Dat” for screw it.

31.”Raven, who didn’t know the time cycles even existed prior to this was able to summon them from an unknown location because that’s how her powers work now” That’s how they’ve always worked but okay.

32.”When I think of rad, I definitely think of terseness are on tricycles” What, you don’t?

33.”What’s up with the 80’s fetishim in this movie? Take on Me, Tricycles-” I don’t think Tricycles are an 80’s thing.

34.”And Batman doesn’t remember the Teen Titans being the ones that pushed his parents into an alleyway to be brutally murdered” Eh, it’s scarring and all but I can buy him not remembering their exact faces and hey, they don’t dwelll on it too much since you’re not supposed to think about the logic in this silly movie too hard.

35.The bit where Cyborg and Beast Boy fal to be saved prompts him to go into this long winded rant on how it’s not possible. And I thought the previous sin was pedantic. This is after he sinned the movie for having bits that go on too long, by the way.

36.The sin counter randomly drops to 42 before going back to 85 in the next sin.

37.”Superman skips leg day, because that’s what happens when you can fly anywhere” …K?

38.”You already have Netflix, so there’s literally no reason for this” This is on a bigger scale and tell that to DC.

39.”Can you guys mainly do this so that Robin can get the movie? Wouldn’t this be the right choice?” I have no idea what you just said.

40.”He would have to keep up this facade all these years to compete these movies” Correct me if I’m wrong but there’s nothing to indicate “Jade Wilson” has been around for years, just that she’s a big director and those can rise fairly quickly sometimes.

(Frankly the real sin is that he didn’t just give the Robin the movie right away so can finish his plot quicker. Seriously, he just made it more complicated for himself)

41.”Slade, instead of using the swords and guns he has, decides to instead blow up an entire town” I think that’s far more efficiency in this case though.

42.”For a plan this is pretty retarded” Ugh.

43.”Added camera shake to make things more intense” Yes, that is why they did that, well done. Also, I hardly even noticed that here.

44.”-And I don’t mean that shitty Netflix original series were Starfire looks like a hooker” It’s not for Netflix and something that way you worded that bugs me.

45.It says Episode Sin Tally.

SINS VIDEO SIN TALLY: 45

SENTENCE: Mind Manipulation

Yep, our old friend Moliminus actually beat SeriesSins to it. I wanted to give SeriesSins time to do his video, but his taking his time so here we are. I will do his sometime in January if all goes well. I think this is the most sins for an off brand video, but that’s only because this video is 27 minutes long for some reason.

Anyway, I want the SinsSin post that goes up closest to Christmas to be a Cinema Sins video, so we’re doing Off Brand sins next week as well. And with it, we go back to a 2000’s animated movie.

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Everything Wrong With Everything Wrong With Hotel Transylvania 3

ORIGINAL VIDEO::https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFNQrRJGJVQ&t=0s

1.Everything Wrong With Hotel Transylvania Spoilers! 3 (duh..(

2.He finds it hard to believe all of the Drac Pack was the same in 1897, mostly due to the Invisible Man and Wolfman. With Wolfman I can buy that the wolf curse makes him immortal, and we don’t know enough about the nature of THIS Invisible man for it to be hard to believe he doesn’t age.

3.”Not only is this German child speaking English, but he’s speaking modern english slang in 1897?” I’d sin this for him not thinking it could just be a silly gag but instead I’m sinning this weird tangent he goes on about time travel or something.

4.”Exposintrudction” Oh boy puns, clearly your videos on the first two didn’t have enough of those.

5”Oh yeah, remember when the famous vampire hunter Vanthony Helskins used a laser gun to subdue Dracula?” This movie has not adhered strictly to the legends once (you know, cuz it’s a silly comedy), why do you expect it to start now?

6.”Sure, it’s a cartoon-’ And that’s the point where you should have stopped talking.

7.”Thing I love most about Hotel Transylvania is the adorably casual cannibalism” Frankensteins and Wolfves are not the same species but whatever.

8.”Mavis looks less like a 126 year old vampire than a Millennial that used a Gift Card at The Lazy Raven that her cousin gave her last year” She’s immortal, of course she doesn’t look 126. (He goes on a tirade about this later, by the way)

9.”Awesome, Johnny’s back from the last 2 movies. Anyone care?” Those who want them to keep this in tune with the others do. And those without the weird hate boner you seem to have for him.

10.”Setting easy Tinder humor aside, why would it be Hollow Man that brought it up? Isn’t he the only person without a profile pic” That’s the joke.

11.Dracula’s bit with the phone prompts a bit that is less funny than the part he’s complaining about.

12.”Eavesdropping, barging in, and clockblocking. The old boner killer triffecta” Stating what is happening on screen, and saying boner. Throw in a compassion and it would be the Cinema Sins Trifeceta!

13.”As crazy as this looks, still not anywhere as batsh*it insane as Gremlins 2” This movie that movie. There we go!

14.”Also, why do they have to take a monster specific airline at all” I imagine because they’re just more comfortable with a monsters only plan in this instance.

15.He’s baffled by the puppy and how he needed to watch a short to get it. Even though a puppy isn’t a hard concept to wrap your head around.

16.”It’s like Adam Sandler saw Steve Carell in the first Despicable Me and said “Hey, I can easily do a borderline offensive Eastern European accent for a similarly unlikable and goulish character for 3 stupid movies too!” First off, it’s just a typical Dracula movie, Sandler didn’t invent anything here.

17.And 2nd, how the hell is Gru unlikable?!

18.Dennis’ wolf girl friend just kissing him on the cheek warrants a bit about parents and kids being confused about beastilty. It’s…just a cheek ksis, dude.

”Oh, so he’s surly again now?” Lightening about certain things does not make you less able to be surly at other things. He adds 20 sins for them doing this a lot but since he can be a bit right about other scenes doing it…I’ll just add

29. ”Is this literally an allegory for the gay cruise experience?” No.

30. ”I…zinged” “You might want to change your front cape then” Sigh.

31.”I genuinely have no clue why these fish are doing a spoken word version of a Maclemore song but it feels funny and subversive and there’s NOTHING else like that in the film, I’m gonna angrily sin this Maclemore moment instead of registering my appreciation for its inclusion” Jeremy sins something he likes just to be a dick cliche. (Seriously, you took sins off for Scooby Doo and Bee Movie but not this?)

32.Blobby vomits up a kid, prompting up sex questions/jokes no one cares about.

33.”Villain poses as love interest for the protagonist before immodestly showing her long linage of evil cliche” Jeremy went to the Lysander school of naming cliches.

34.”Movie is now taking a few minutes for an attempted murder dance montage-” I mean you’re gonna waste time on anything,it may as well be on Erica trying to kill Drac, a major part of the movie and features some more Wile E Coyote type stuff this series is built on.

35.”You can’t zing twice” prompts a long unfunny tirade from someone who sins long unfunny tirades.

36.”Did the universe seriously get a general rule that even if you live forever, you can only be content with one person?” I assumed it more that vampires generally tend to only zing with one person and not many try to do it twice since they just sort of trust that you can’t do it twice. Either way, it’s the kind of thing you can ignore in a movie like this, unless you’re a comedic nitpick-y YouTube channel I guess.

37.”Why is the water up to Drac’s waist but below Mavis’ when we know for a fact that Drac is quite a bit taller than Mavis out of the water” This sin feels actually accurate and is the kind of nitpick I want more of, but since there’s almost nothing else like it in the video, I’m going to angrily sin it instead of taking a sin off, cuz that makes sense.

38.”Why do so many of these monsters need a scuba tank?” Because it just feels better to have one, even if you’re immortal already?

39.”Thinking it was too obvious to jump the shark, the movie literally decided to hypnotize  it and ride it around the ocean” Jeremy will use any excuse to state what is happening on screen, huh.

40.”This menu is so full of bad puns-” Jeremy sinning bad puns.

41.”That’s so…International” “That’s sooo racist” That’s soooo not.

42.”Discount Mr Ooogie Boogie” I don’t even get this one. Lounge Singing Octopus Nick Jonas equals…Ooogie Boogie?

43.”Kathryn Hahn usually has a very distinct voice but you could have easily convinced my this was Jennifer Aniston” I disagree. …What, they can’t all be in depth.

44.He questions zings again and goes on another long tirade full of “Zing” rhymes that are no better than the movies jokes he seems to hate. He adds 30 sins here but eh, I don’t wanna do that kind of thing again so just the one will do.

45.But I just wanna say I have been nice and saving you from the like 50 sins of him just bitching about the movie. A few try to be sins but most are just him whining. There’s a fair few sins videos like this and they are always the worst ones, especially if you don’t agree with his pain. Actually, he gets too easily annoying by animated comedies in general, even Megamind. Almost like they usually aren’t made to be sinned like this…

46.That, by the way, gives us the classic “Grown ass man gets overly mad at a kids movie” cliche.

47.”To be fair, this is also my immediate and visceral reaction to hearing dubstep” Yep, that’s why they are making fun of it.

48.”A monster and human legacy” “Aw, kind of like Kayne and Kim?” So we’re all in agreement that the channel who finds that funny is not allowed to criticize a movie’s humor, yes?

49.”You just carry all that around with you” “Yakkety Dracs has a point but would sitll suck at Cinema Sins because that’s how much I hate this movie. No credit given” But…you sin it when the characters are good at sins, so that wouldn’t be giving credit. Hell, you did it earlier in this video!

50.”Movie and hopefully franchises on one of the least important plot points in the history of this entire f*cking franchise* Drac’s wife issues and his thing with Erica are a big part of this movie’s main plot, so I wouldn’t say it is the least important plot point.

51. Wait, i forgot one sin that all his HT video have: He keeps blaming Sandler despite only being a writer on the 2nd one and even then, he sins his voice acting a few too many times. Just to add to the repetition i guess.

SINS VIDEO SIN TALLY: 50

SENTENCE: Listen to dubstep.

Yep, plans fell trough for the 2nd time in a row. I could have held this off but my plan was Spider-Man 1 to tie into Spider-Verse but I also wanted to get this out of my stem and hey, this is also an SPA movie.

But seriously, this one was not too fun because it was pretty annoying and repetitive, even by Cinema Sins standards. I had to skip a bunch because they would make me just repeat myself, which I already do too much of. At least I got do that tirade on CS and animated comedies that I’ve been saving up for awhile.

Yeah, the next proper Cinema Sins video we do will be a less bad one But before we then, we stay with 2018 animated films as we finally re-visit Molominus.

See ya then.

(Side note, even with the 10 extra sins, Toy Story 2 still had more SinsSins, weird)

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Everything Wrong With Let’s Fail The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

ORIGINAL VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeMDY04nVC0

1.Brooksshow

2.Let’s The Fail SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

3.”Whoa this title screen is freaking me out a little. Hey Nickelodeon, ever hear of subtly?” Because if there’s one I want that from, it’s a SpongeBob movie.

4.”I guess the pirates had reserved seating because those 2 rows were left wide open for them” Yes, that is likely the case. That or no one felt like having front row seats. Either way, perfectly reasonable.

5.”He acts pretty young for someone over 31 years old” Yep, that’s the entire point of the movie.

6.”I don’t get how you take a show when you’re already underwater” Brookshow is fine with a talking “Squid” but then that talking Squid takes a shower, that’s crossing the line damn it! (Also that’s running water for cleaning yourself, not the regular ocean either way)

7.”I wonder what it’s like to have sex with a computer wife” Don’t.

8.”That sign is one letter K away from being racist” Oh yeah, KK is very close to KKK, well noticed and totally a valid “fail”.

9.”I think they ate those banana peals’ Stating what is happening on screen.

10.”I guess the ice cream makes them drunk” See previous sin.

11.”Prince gouging” Please make valid fails kthnx

12.”You’re hot!” “Hot may be a bit of an overstatement. She’s cute maybe” …Good for you.

13.”Reminds me of Thelma being Scooby Doo” He corrected this in an annotation. Now if only he’d correct his channel by deleting it.

14”Ever notice that besides our main characters most of the fish are these generic regular fish? Kind of lazy” Usually you’d be right but you say this at the Thug Tug where the designs are more unique, even if they are still just normal fish I guess.

15. ”Bubble Party!” “That’s random” Random-ness in a movie about a talking Sponge? That’s unexpected.

16.”You rule! Except when you wanna drive somewhere. Or vote. Or buy porn or smokes or booze” Oh yeah,  I can see a kid totally be bummed they can’t vote. (Also porn very easy for kids to find these days)

17.”All you have to do is believe cliche” This line is doing that intentionally, or at least it comes across that way to me.

18.”Turning boys into men huh? I think she’s going to have sex with you guys” No.

19.”Squirting glue on someone’s head doesn’t knock them over” And lobsters can’t hold glue bottles.

20.”Rock and roll WILL set you free!” What?

21.”This is the greatest day of my life!” “Your life sounds pretty boring” I feel you missed the point/joke, yet again.

22.The outtakes are just normal scenes from the movie. I don’t get it.

FAIL VIDEO SIN TALLY: 22

SENTENCE: Stomped on

It’s been awhile I covered old Brooks eh? It’s been since my 2nd sins sins back on DA! The reason I didn’t do many more is cuz Jay has been covering them pretty well and there’s only so many fails videos he did.

Next week, SinsSins of a movie starring a character getting another movie this December.

By the way, since then I found Brooks has a 2nd channel. What’s that like?

…Fuck this guy.

[sinsins52]

Everything Wrong With Everything Wrong With Wreck It Ralph

ORIGINAL VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYRpwXHkl3I&t=0s

1.This is a dumb complaint but when he shows the title card, the audio is of that song from the credits, not the audio from that scene. He doesn’t usually change the audio, so this is weird but whatever.

2.Spoilers! (duh..) Everything Wrong With Wreck It Ralph\

3.”Narralphation” Stop.

4.And he’s already sinning the logic of an 80’s arcade game, which are of course known for their tight logical plots.

5.”I’m gonna Wreck it!” “That is exactly what I used to yell at my college girlfriend shortly before ruining sex” Let’s see, logos, narration pun, poking holes in logic that isn’t supposed to make sense, sex joke..yep, it’s a Cinema Sins video!

6.”The Fex it felix game apparently only has one level” That’s not uncommon for certain arcade games.

7.”I see you got some toy story in my Wreck it Ralph” This movie that movie. Okay, NOW it’s a Cinema Sins video.

8.”Once again there’s virtually no way these game characters could do this unseen” But in this case there truly is no one around when they break character, so there’s no disbelief to suspended here.

9.Okay, so he sins the fact that the Nicelanders treat Ralph badly even though they know it’s a show, while the same isn’t happening over at Street Fighter. That’s a fair point but I’d argue that’s the point. While some of the other games get it, the Nicelanders (minus Felix) can’t past their petty grudge while the other games don’t seem to care.

10.”Honestly, when and WHY did we convince ourselves that addiction recovery just HAD to include unison group chants?” Same time you convinced yourself that’s a sin on the movie.

11.He sins them being in Pac-Man even though they get worked over Ralph game jumping. He harps on this a few times so I’ll say it now: It’s not game jumping itself they have a problem with, they don’t Ralph ditching his game forever, or while the game is in use (notice they visit other games only at night when they’re off), aka going Turbo.

12.”Bring any fruit with ya?” “Nope”‘”This works” As I said in the Brookshow video, he’s not looking up to notice.

13.”There ARE multiple copies of these arcade games all over the world, right?…do they all go through existential crises?” Maybe but we don’t see them so it doesn’t really matter.

14.”Yep there were two big budget movies in 2012 that made weird mother hubbard references” You know the drill.

15.’So when Ralph falls asleep at tappers, does he usually not show up? Does this ralph not showing up in the game thing happen all the time? And if so why panic at all?” Just because its has happened before doesn’t make it less of an issue.

16.”He’s climbing this wall almost like he totally forgot if he dies in this game he dies forever and can’t respawn in his own game again. I’m just saying, I’d be nervous as f*ck about basically everything but especially free climbing skyscrapers” You wouldn’t if you were as strong/determined as Ralph.

17.’If you die outside the game you don’t regenerate””You keep saying that but we haven’t seen this once” We don’t really need to see it, just the threat is enough.

18.”Meh character somehow went back in time from The Emoji Movie-” I swear I don’t like padding the sin tally with “This movie that movie” stuff but come on Jeremy, The Emoji Movie did not invent  people who are Meh.

19.”That’s glitchest” Yep, that’s the point.

20.He sins the cola/mentos thing for being dated and while it is, it is still works without that context as opposed to most references like this.

21.Then he sins the game for having unused content just laying in it. Even though that happens all the time.

22.Then he gets weirdly upset at the Konami Code pandering. Yeah it’s done a bit too often but come on.

He removed two sins for Vanollope’s backstory earlier and he removes one for for Ralph destroying her car and…yeah.

22.””This film yada yada’s computer code worse then the 90’s film Hackers did” Yes, I think this Disney family film really needs long discussions of ow the code works, it would really help the pacing.

23.”Twizzilers” What?

24.’Why do I fix everything I touch?!” “First world problems” Dumb “Joke” aside, you forgot to remove a sin for this.

25.”Also agent smith much, movie?” Vague Pop Culture Reference aside, he goes on a weird tangent that is both not funny and not a sin.

26.The next sin if another this movie thing which I would usually ignore but he claims Ralph’s attempted sacrifice here is an Iron Giant rip off and anyone he says otherwise is a liar, so I guess I’m a liar.

27.”Phallic symbols” No.

SINS VIDEO SIN TALLY: 27

SENTENCE: Wrecked

…Yeah, plans fell through again, but this time it is because my current schedule hinged on them doing this movie next week (You know, when the sequel) actually comes out so this one would be covered in the first week of December but nope. The movie I was gonna do wasn’t exactly an urgent one so I figured why not move this up, so that first December one will be one I was more interested in doing in that slot anyway.

But anyway, much better than the last few, I had a fair bit to say, until the end when he started making sense, ew.

Next week, an old foe.

[sinsins52]

Everything Wrong With Everything Wrong With Regular Show Episode 1/2 & 3

…So yeah, this was supposed to be someone’s text sins post on Ice Age 2, but after getting half way through, I saw I was just getting nothing out of it (mostly that “That’s not a real sin” stuff) and it was taking too long as the post was long and honestly hard to really get through with how it was formatted. The post itself is fine but just hard to get through for sinning purposes. So..sorry about that.

Instead, a pair of videos I randomly found. Enjoy!.\

ORIGINAL VIDEOS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EDrvnxvGvI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBDOc-e7vFg

EPISODE 1:

1.While not as wonky as a title as that Help Wanted video, you should still jusst call it Everything Wrong with The Power

2.The Everything Wrong with part is over the show’s title rather than the episodes title card.

3.”Having an opponent named Beef Burrito” I’m not 3ven sure what to say here besides…I don’t get it, it’s dumb in the exact way it’s supposed to be.

4.The next sin is fine but the clip goes on for way too long, he shows all the stuff leading to Rigby being hit when we needed is him being hit, so we know what the sin is.

5.”Two 23 year old who still play with dolls” One, they weren’t playing with it in the….doll way, you know what I mean. And two, it’s not like they’re the height of maturity outside of this.

6.”None of them have a rainy day fund for instances like this” Do they seem like the type to have that kind of foresight?

7.”Parents who would name their child The Power” This would work as as a sin if that was actually a characters name and not just some silly fantasy of Mordecai’s.

8.”This is not how you get a raise, that’s how you get fired” Well maybe if YOU had a magic keyboard thingy, you’d get more raises.

9.”Skips just watches all this happen, like it’s no big deal” I mean, what you say to all…that?

10.”He’s defeintly dead, space doesn’t have air” Skips is magic though.

11.”Not only would they be dead from the crash-” Not really. Roughed up a bit, sure. Dead, not so much.

SIN VIDEO SIN TALLY: 11

EPISODE 2/3

1.Okay, not putting the episode title is more of an issue here given we’re dealing with two. This is Just Set Up The Chairs and Caffeinated Concert Tickets btw.

2.”A handful of balloon would not life Pops out of that window” That was more than a handful and either way, It’s Pops, don’t question it.

3.(After the famous “Benson’s gonna drop his balls!” line) “You see guys, it’s gumballs not actual balls, so that passes, right?” Well it should given it would make way less sense to talk about…normal balls in this context..

4.”My mom jokes” Weird, you clearly meant to take a sin off for that.

5.”They came in here looking for chairs and there are no chairs in this entire room” Ah, we finally reached a “stating what is happening on screen” sin.

6.”Moredcai implies that playing a game different than he plays it is just playing it wrong, which is just being a giant asshole” Rigby is just mashing buttons though.

7.”Just. Fire. Them!” But then the show would be over and no more sins vi-wait, you never made anymore so there that goes that well. (Wait, this vid is from this year? Okay, we’ll see if he makes more)

And we’re done cuz I agreed with too many of the sins in the Episode 3 section to make too many more sins on the video, rip

TOTAL SIN TALLY:18

SENTENCE: Fired

Yeah, this one kind of sucked because I needed a last minute one but whatever. Despite some audio issues, these videos were fine., Not great but but not bad, especially the latter one. And he sinned himself once so he’s a fine sport.

Next week, hopefully I make up for it by going back to Cinema Sins for a movie involving robots.

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Everything Wrong With Everything Wrong With The Lorax

ORIGINAL VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5BHSurBfgc

1.”Talk if you must on stage or on screen, but narration’s narration, wether seen or unseen” This isn’t really narration, he’s just introducing the story. Narration would be if he was telling the story as it unfolds. Gee if only there as a character in this movie who did just that…

2.-”Singspotion” Well it is a musical, songs are a better pace to put it than normal dialogue.

3.”Mom trolling” I’d bittch about you saying what is happening on screen but I’m glad you finally said something dumb because I’ve agreed with way too many of these sins between the previous one and now.

4.”Did he just threaten Ted with murder? Is this setting up a horror sequel?” No.

5.”I know this is a dream sequence and everything-” That’s the point where you should have stopped talking.

6.”I don’t know why Ted is surprised here, this is exactly what happened last time he rang the doorbell” Doesn’t make it any less of a jump scare for him.

7.”Donkey Kong? Does that mean this in our universe and not in a fantasy world?” Jeremy is fine with a fantasy world but when that fantasy world has donkey kong, that’s crossing the line damnit!

8.”Who taught you guys how to steal a bed?” “Who taught them what a bed was?” Who taught you how this at all matters?

9.”Also, Fishin’ Impossible?” No.

10.”So it’s a towel then? You could have just said it’s a towel” But that’s way less snappy and fun!

11.”Whoa Brett’s got a super human arm-” and cue extended football joke that is in no way a sin.

12.”This is may be one of the worst songs I’ve ever heard in one of these kids flicks” You pronounced “Best” wrong.

13.”There is no way this character got this evil and greedy this quick” There is through the power of a montage, that thing that takes a long period of time and makes it shorter.

14.”How bad could this possibly be?” “Is that a rhetorical question?” Yes

15.”Son, you have let me down” “How? If they sold over 52 million of these things then he should have made some profits” But now there’s no trees for them to profit off of.

16.”Nice to see they let Zack Snyder direct a scene” This movie that movie.

17.”Also, end of movie reading” Come on, are you really gonna sin a meaningful Seuss quote?

SINS VIDEO SIN TALLY: 17

SENTENCE: Let it die. (“It” being your channel. Was that harsh? Whatever)

That’s a fair bit less than I expected, darn. Much like Scooby Doo, some of the bitching was annoying but outside of that, this is one of their better ones. I was ready to rag on it more but nope. You win this round.

Hopefully we can find more next week, as we can off brand one that is actually not a video for once. See ya then

[sinsins52]

Everything Wrong With Everything Wrong With Summerween

So I wanted to do Lysander’s “Everything Wrong With Halloweentown”…but it seems at the last minute Disney took it down and because YouTube doesn’t alert you of that on playlists like with deleted videos, I was not aware.

And while I wasn’t gonna go back to Series Sins until they did their TTG Movie one, this was my best option for a Halloween Off Brand video, so …sorry about that.

(Oh and this is a couple days late because I waited til the last minute but then I got in a bad mood and didn’t want to make it worse with Series Sins so I waited til last night to write it and here ya go)

ORIGINAL VIDEO:: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFfwwFVwzb8&t=0s

1.”-but can you seriously make a regular holiday on a different day? Or is this just an excuse to make a Halloween special?” I don’t understand your question. Gravity Falls like Halloween so much they celebrate it twice, not that hard to understand.

2.”seriously? Because people in Gravity Falls love Halloween so much they celebrate it twice a year? In a summer? on the 22nd of June? this makes no f*cking sense” …How? It makes sense to me.

3.And I see you’re no better at capitalization, or making your subtitles line up with what you say as they say “make” rather than makes.

4.”Yeah, all it takes is free candy and kids are convinced” Yes, cuz they’re kids.

5.”Because you make duo costumes? That can’t be the reason why you’re the best at trick or treating?” Why can’t it be?

6.”Who in their right idea makes sweets out of crappy and boring stuff?” Boring adults.

7.”Clear fake trying to get out of things acting” Stating what is happening on screen cliche.

8.”Also, what did this kid done to you?” First off, please ready your stuff back before you post it.

9.2nd of all, “don’t you only eat kids that don’t eat your sh*tty candy” answers your own question.

10.”500 treats in one night? That’s impossible!” “Yeah, because you only get one candy for each house and I doubt Gravity Falls has 500 homes” Um…no.

11.”No, that’s just TRYING to be scary” And the other stuff he did wasn’t?

12.”No one in the world aside from Timmy’s parents would dress as the person they know for Halloween” You clearly have never known true love like these cops.

13.”Seriously? In every Halloween episode, in every scary themed episode, they would try to put in a “person gets their chest ripped out by something” from Alien. It became so much of much of a cliche that you know what-” He then rolls the dinger and makes a separate sin for the use of this cliche which…isn’t really that big of a cliche in Halloween episodes. At least not ones for kids.

14.””On our favorite holiday” “Well technically a holiday based on your favorite holiday” That’s just pedantic.

15.”Also who’s genius idea was it to put the offering stone next to the cliff?” …Wait, this isn’t the movie?” …What movie?

16.”You mean the sweets that I don’t eat because it’s either outdated or not my taste?” Yes, what’s your point?

17.”Oh man don’t tell me the non scared kids are going at the naked old man, that has been done so many times” I’d hate to watch what you watch if it’s so common for you.

18..”Episode ends with Waddles office picture meme, if you know what I meme” Video ends by stating the obvious and a bad pun.

SINS VIDEO SIN TALLY: 18

SENTENCE: Seeing naked old man.

Not as high as I would have liked but totally fine for a shorter video. Sorry again my plans fell through, hopefully Lysander’s vid can be put back up by next year or so. Also sorry if I’m too salty here, this guy just gets to me, even if he’s better than Brookshow or the like.

(And yes, I’m aware of his incredibly mature reaction to Cinema Sins doing TV Sins. Sigh)

Speaking of Cinema Sins, next week Sins Sins on a movie that relates to a movie coming out next week. See ya then.