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what if when crocodile is absolutely 1000000% Fuckin Done with doflamingo’s flirty touchy harassment bullshit at shichibukai meetings or whatever, he just turns to sand. like, completely. just becomes a pile of sand on the floor, “what the fuck are you gonna do now birdbrain”

but doflamingo just crouches and starts running his fingers through the sand and burying his hands in it like “holy fuck. can you feel this. do you like that huh yeah i bet you like that. what part of you am i touching” and sengoku just crushes marine headquarters because that’s it he’s done it’s over good bye

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what if when crocodile is absolutely 1000000% Fuckin Done with doflamingo’s flirty touchy harassment bullshit at shichibukai meetings or whatever, he just turns to sand. like, completely. just becomes a pile of sand on the floor, “what the fuck are you gonna do now birdbrain”

but doflamingo just crouches and starts running his fingers through the sand and burying his hands in it like “holy fuck. can you feel this. do you like that huh yeah i bet you like that. what part of you am i touching” and sengoku just crushes marine headquarters because that’s it he’s done it’s over good bye

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A little sneak peek/work in progress/behind the scenes of my current project, a little trans merman with a clownfishtail:)

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hiya! I figured id make an informational post about the little things ive noticed about being on testosterone that I found weren’t talked about a lot when I was starting my transition and even before when I was doing my research. I think that trans sexual health is an extremely important part of trans peoples lives (and that doesnt necessarily mean sex) seeing as the physical changes that happen during transition are often foreign to us. Sexual health keeps us healthy and comfortable in our bodies, so do your best to stay attentive to your body’s changes! As always, consult your doctor if you feel the need to. These are only tips ive learned from transitioning myself and from my doctor when I asked about certain things.

PATREON

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The absolutely funniest thing on the internet is these comments from heterosexual men under the "Henry Cavill reads thirst tweets" video

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Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

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One of my house plants got a little friend today :3

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I hope I'm not to late for the #toonme trend and that a physikal version is also allowed. Anyways, here I am :)

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lunarbaboon

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Some scetching I did before starting my next project

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I did some witch-y stuff coupled with my favorite nuber 13

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Building a treehouse is the biggest insult to a tree. “I killed your friend, here hold him.”

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it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

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A portrait of my brother and his girlfriend :)