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Tha government may disagree.

I shot jfk

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Jerv ya can't say that even as a joke, ya may get in trouble.

I shot jfk

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happy pride month from our resident husbuns, Squiggles and Oreo! 💖🏳️‍🌈🌈🐇

yes, you read that right! these rabbits are GAY!!!

truly they are the perfect couple. they love snuggling and grooming each other and sharing snackie treats!

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FATHER FATHER FATHER DAD DAD DAD. Happy pride month hehhe... Now like... I would make ya gift... A whole ass pride cake and pride balloons and a pride toy. But... Hehe, I can't get up... LOVE YOU THO.

@bestbunnyever

Ya don't gotta make me anythin' kiddo, I didn't even know it was already June if I'm bein' honest.

Oh, and love ya too!

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Then how come I ain't in Arkham right now? Exactly.

Happy Pride Month!

Please remember that being queer while doing war crimes does not mean you can escape Arkham Asylum. We hope you have a wonderful month everyone!

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An' thats a very good thing Jerv. Shit, we may as well be retired at this point.

I got a job!

@jervis-in-wonderland

Better not be no underground crime shit again jerv, yew an' I both know what happened last time.

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Jonnnnnm

I cut my hand :(

@jervis-in-wonderland

Oh c'mere ya damn baby.

Jonathan began to rummage around for gauze and antibiotic wound cleaner

The hell happened this time?

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Well shit, I'm proud of ya jerv!

We've both come so damn far ya'know. Neither of us have been to Arkham in a hot minute eh?

I got a job!

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Better not be no underground crime shit again jerv, yew an' I both know what happened last time.

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I got a job!

@jervis-in-wonderland

Better not be no underground crime shit again jerv, yew an' I both know what happened last time.

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Ya'know what Jerv? I'm gonna use this against ya next time we get into a dispute.

Remember, free will is a privilege, not a right

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Sorry for kinda falling off the face of the planet on all my dc blogs. I have no motivation </3

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Hey. I have your partner. He’s well and fine, but tiny. Drank some “drink me” or rather? Anyway, just need to let you know. We’re at Torx labs if you need us.

@bettergothamrogue

Can't even get damn groceries anymore. God dammit.

Alright alright, do ya want me ta come?

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Aintcha 32?

how old are you ?

I’m so old

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You know whats the major downfall of Scarecrow’s character? Not being immune to his own toxin. Yes, he’s sometimes immune but that bitter old bastard is always creating an even more potent concoctions than the last, meaning that there’s no possible way he could always be immune to every strain. This is a major weakness, and a common scapegoat for writers.

If they can’t figure out a way for Batman to beat Scarecrow, make him immune to the toxin. He always beat the toxin, no matter the story–and you know what, that irritates me. Bruce is strong, but he’s not perfect like the writers pretend is is. He should succumb to the toxin at least once–and preferably more than once if you want a good narrative. Let him suffer and show the readers how flawed he truly is.

Besides, I bet you a million dollars that Scarecrow tests on himself. It’s even stated in certain continuities that he breathes the toxin just for fun!  It gives him a thrill! Let him be immune to his own toxin, don’t repeat Arkham Knight.

Scarecrow should sniff his toxin like it’s cocaine.

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Beware of crows!

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Foxes eat rabbits y'know.

This is how I ended up dating Jonathan by the way

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Ya haven't had one in years.

Do I still have a drivers licence..?