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Oh no... I've just had a thought. I'm not sure Sonic really is a killer like we all initially said. Yes, he sliced King Arthur in half and dropped Erazor's lamp in a furnace... but he knew he was in a story book. He knew these elements aren't really real. It speaks a lot about his character that he doesn't care to be branded a hero or not, but I don't think killer is actually in his nature.

Even with enemies IRL within the series, he usually finishes them off badly but doesn't actually kill them. He walks off and leaves them to their own demise.

I'm siding with the IDW fans here, I don't think he's a killer. I can't think of any IRL enemy he has killed. Correct me if I'm wrong.

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the first 5 years: 3 see im smiling

Symphony and Saturn are in Huston. It is her birthday and he has come to visit her as she works in a show there ("See I'm Smiling").  SYMPHONYI guess I can't believe you really came And that we're sitting on this pier See, I'm smiling That means I'm happy that you're here I stole this sweater from a costume shop It makes me look like Daisy Mae See, we're laughing I think we're gonna be okay I mean, we'll have to try a little harder And bend things to and fro To make this love as special As it was five years ago I mean, you made it to Huston! Who knows where else we can go I think you're really gonna like this show I'm pretty sure it doesn't suck See, you're laughing and I'm smiling By a river in Huston And you're mine We're doing fine I think we both can see what could be better I'll own when I was wrong With all we've had to go through We'll end up twice as strong And so we'll start again this weekend And just keep rolling along ….. I didn't know you had to go so soon I thought we had a little time Look, whatever, if you have to Then you have to, so whatever It's all right We'll have tonight …… You know what makes me crazy? I'm sorry, can I say this? You know what makes me nuts? The fact that we could be together Here together Sharing our night Spending our time And you are gonna choose someone else to be with No, you are Yes, Saturn, that's exactly what you're doing: You could be here with me Or be there with them As usual, guess which you pick No, Saturn, you do not have to go to another party With the same twenty jerks you already know You could stay with your wife on her fucking birthday And you could, God forbid, even see my show And I know in your soul it must drive you crazy That you won't get to play with your little girlfriends No, I'm not, no I'm not! And the point is, Saturn, That you can't spend a single day that's not about You and you and nothing but you "Marvelous" novelist, you! Isn't he wonderful, just twenty-eight The savior of writing You and you and nothing but you Miles and piles of you Pushing through windows and bursting through walls En route to the sky And I... I swear to God I'll never understand How you can stand there straight and tall And see I'm crying And not do anything at all…..

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2 creation godess

We shift to meet Saturn. It is five years earlier and he has just met Symphony. Saturn is overjoyed to be dating outside his species ("Creation Goddess").  SATURN I'm breaking my mother's heart The longer I stand looking at you The more I hear it splinter and crack From ninety miles away I'm breaking my mother's heart The JCC of fan Valley is shaking And crumbling to the ground And my grandfather's rolling Roooolling in his grave If you had a tattoo, that wouldn't matter If you had a shaved head, that would be cool If you came from Spain or Japan Or the back of a van Just as long as you're not from Hebrew school I'd say, "Now I'm getting somewhere! I'm finally breaking through!" I'd say, "Hey! Hey! Creation goddess! I've been waiting for someone like you" I've been waiting through mizino and Erica Weiss And the literature club I've been waiting through Heather Greenblatt, Annie Mincus, Karen Pincus and Maranda And Stacy Rosen, Ellen Kaplan, Julie Silber and Janie Stein I've had minute dinners on Friday nights With every person in Washington Heights But the minute I first met you I could barely catch my breath I've been standing for days with the phone in my hand Like and idiot, scared to death I've been wandering through the desert I've been beaten, I've been hit I have been suffering for thousands of years And I don't give a spit! If you had a pierced tongue, that wouldn't matter If you once were in jail or you once were a man, If your mother and your brother had "relations" with each other And your father was connected to the demon clan I'd say, "Well, nobody's perfect" It's tragic but it's true I'd say, "Hey! Hey! Creation goddess! I've been waiting for someone like..." You, breaking the circle You, taking the light You, you are the story I should write I have to write! If you drove an R.V., that wouldn't matter If you like to drink blood, I think it's cute If you've got a powerful connection to your firearm collection I'd say, Draw a bead and shoot I'm your religious slave, at your service Just tell me what to do I say, "Hey hey hey hey! I've been waiting for someone I've been praying for someone I think that I could be in love with someone Like Yoooooou!"

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the grand fnaf story: arc 1: first five years: song 1: still hurting

narrator siramay: travel back to 1960 where are story (to a existent) begins as we see Symphony cawthon...or Afton I guess, Symphony is sitting alone lamenting the end of her marriage ("Still Hurting"). *siramay in the background summons a verity of instruments and starts playing*  

SYMPHONY Saturn is over and Saturn is gone Saturn’s decided it's time to move on Saturn has new dreams he's building upon And I'm still hurting

Saturn arrived at the end of the line Saturn’s convinced that the problems are mine Saturn is probably feeling just fine And I'm still hurting

What about lies, Saturn? What about things That you swore to be true What about you, Saturn What about you

Saturn is sure something wonderful died Saturn decides it's his right to decide Saturn’s got secrets he doesn't confide And I'm still hurting

Go and hide and run away Run away, run and find something better Go and ride the sun away Run away like it's simple Like it's right...Give me a day, Saturn Bring back the lies Hang them back on the wall Maybe I'd see How you could be So certain that we Had no chance at all

Saturn is over and where can I turn? Covered with scars I did nothing to earn Maybe there's somewhere a lesson to learn But that wouldn't change the fact That wouldn't speed the time Once the foundations cracked And I'm Still Hurting

(I do not own any of the songs used in my musical parody's they are owned by there respective owner and are used for works of parody like I said that is marked under fair use)

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minor note

though names of real people will be used this does not show how they act nor my opinion, its just for fun and they will be lots and I mean lots of songs used and I claim no ownership for any of them I just feel they fit well with the story im showing,ok grate

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WELCOME!!!

HELLO! I am SIRAMAY THE SHOWGUN DRAGON as some should know and I have finally built this nice blog to present to you my grand fnaf story a story 5 years in the making and may still be being made as we speak so prepare yourself for what I may say is the weirdest fnaf au that takes itself seriously presented by me siramay your humble all-powerful narrator dragon (and also important character in this story) so a fair warning as there will be not humans! (so get used to your beloved wills and mikes being wolves and foxes and stuff one said characters even a robot!) singing! (lots and lots of songs of course parodied to a existent from musicals) multiple dimensions (but don't worry we shall stay in the fnaf universe 95% of the time) ships that you might not like (but then again which au DOSENT have that) possible cringe (but I really hope not  but warning cause it might be) and most importantly a murder who is the controller of this whole universe so my friends sit your butts cause the show will begin momentarily so stay in your seats for a story about family and how even trough the most life braking obstacles it can be put back together

so lets start where most storys should at the end (and beginning) of the relationship that started it all