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Bones was 100% the real hero of Amok Time

(look, he’s even protecting Jim’s modesty)

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Currently our best idea at tumblr to get profitable so far is to rename the site to twitter since they're not using that name anymore

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This is my first rodeo actually. What do you call this one? "Horse" huh? Fascinating

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i have something to admit. when i was nine i was heavily into yandere simulator (i was fucking nine, please forgive me), and my dad made the poor decision to let me onto wattpad because he thought it would be educational. no, i am not fucking with you.

because i was so heavily into yandere simulator at the time, i decided to look up yandere simulator fanfiction. i came across a novel titled 'yandere simulator lemons' and this is where my life took a turn for the worst.

i decided that, despite the naked people on the cover, i would read this wonderful piece of literature that i'm sure will someday be interred into the library of congress for having significant cultural value. believe it or not, it was porn! this is not only how i learned what sex was, but also how i learned that not everybody has a vagina. i have been thinking about this recently, and i've realized just how much this explains about me and my psyche.

anyway i'm on zoloft.

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You could not make me immortal because even if I faked my own death and left I would not be able to stop using ao3. Ao3 going back 100 years with 5k fics or something

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Do you think his back ever hurts from carrying the whole party?

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i love that every time magneto loses his helmet in the x men movies he immediately starts going charles you could make me do ANYTHING YOU WANTED right now......... i'd be POWERLESS TO STOP YOU........ you could GET IN MY MIND and HAVE ME AT YOUR MERCY..... i think a lot of their problems could have been solved if charles just took him up on what was a very blatant proposition

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marvel bros realizing that deadpool is pansexual, gambit is bisexual, negasonic and yukio have a loving queer relationship, cassandra was played by a nonbinary actor, and logan has a long debated sexuality which many believe to be not straight

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you've heard it here, folks. go take a week off.

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watching sports with me is really difficult because all im doing is pointing at players i think are cute

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