im finally getting a decent bio- he/it- bisexual-transgender enby (ftm) MY AO3- https://archiveofourown.org/users/Marvellittleshit
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gay people never flirt normally it's always gotta be shit like this
#star trek#star trek tos#james t kirk#jim kirk#spock#spirk#star trek spirk#tos spirk#st tos#captain kirk#kirk/spock#kirk x spock#star trek the original series#star trek: tos#plato’s stepchildren#crack#shitpost#literally me omg
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Do you think Garak has done poppers?
#star trek#DS9#elim garak#icon#garak#absolutely#thats like asking if the weather on the east coast is appalling rn
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If you ever feel like you’ve made bad decisions just remember that somewhere out there is a theatre director at an all-white high school about to choose the spring musical
#musical theatre memes#musical theatre#theatre kid#theater kid#theatre#theater#hairspray#once on this island#Hamilton#in the heights#ragtime#west side story
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me when someone tags something as both tos and aos but its so painfully obvious that its aos like come on guys
me when someone tags something as tos but then mentions jim and bones at the academy together
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Kira <333
I've had the image of her combing her leg hair/fur stuck in my head since I first made her redesign. ouuugh body hair <3
#star trek#ds9#major kira#kira nerys#deep space 9#deep space nine#star trek fanart#kira nerys fanart#redesign#somebody's really good art like wow
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for everyone on here who isn’t over on the hell site
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”how could you do that to that character..” how could I NOT. I have the eyes to see the cathedrals on which this character is being inflicted the most gruesome and vile suffering imaginable. and they’re also getting kissed on the forehead while it’s happening.
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hey not sure if you knew this but the op of that post you reblogged is an evil scientist. :/ yeah they do experiments so horrible that even god has turned its back on them. i saw a post saying they were testing the erotic potential of vivisections last week. oh and one about radioactive goop and the human skeleton. idk i just think i’d wanna know if i was following a scientist like that. :/
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the only things i know about jimmy carter are:
-he looked straight up dead when he turned 100 and voted early cos he was straight up dead and now he's actually dead dead
-was president during the three mile island reactor partial meltdown incident and because he had worked on nuclear subs before he knew that shit was fine and went over there to be like lalala i <3 reactors while the media were shitting their britches over a teeny tiny amount of radiation
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wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years
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this makes it sound like he was fucking sniffing around the set searching for lapis lazuli and that’s so much funnier than reality
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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024
no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended
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Saw a post about teeny tiny humans headbutting to show affection after witnessing cats doing it. And I instantly thought of Vulcans.
Vulcans who have big cat bears hanging out in their house as the family pet.
I’m just imagining baby Vulcans, so used to touch because of telepathy and early childhood bond forming. So used to having their parents touch their psi-points to initiate a bond.
And they have a cat teddy bear who loves rubbing their face all over their favorite person. So Vulcan toddlers press their psi-points to all their favorite things. Trying to telepathically connect with their stuffed animals, butting their head against their mom’s hand, forehead connecting with a shoulder while sitting at a tea ceremony. Unfocused early meditation lessons where the kid just gets up and smacks their head against dad’s a little too hard
I love Vulcan babies. I need more headcanons of Vulcan kids and family dynamics
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Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.
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