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“Teddy Lupin, a lanky half-werewolf with bright blue hair...”

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remus lupin wouldve been the best at mario kart and it would piss james and sirius off so much every time he beat them

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xenophilius and luna lovegood more like introducing conspiracy theory dad and his gay daughter

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peak dark academia is blowing off actual school work to do academic work for pleasure

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Another Remus because i love drawing him :3

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friendly reminder that international women’s day includes trans women :)

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on international women’s day don’t forget the day was started by jewish socialist women & immigrants striking against unfair labour conditions and the first marches that began the international women’s day movement were organized by socialists as well. it isn’t just some uwu solidarity good feel day, it is explicitly a day to talk about labour, to show solidarity with working class women, to strike back against capitalism, and if your women’s day organizing leaves behind women of colour, immigrants & jewish women, focuses on how women should “lean in” & acquire corporate power over others, you’re fucking up bad.

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I JUST FOUND THIS PHOTO OF JAMES IM CRYING

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back again with the memes

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Sirius: Mom and Dad never talked to me about anything sexual. They just sent me to the kitchens when the house elves were breeding..

Regulus:

Sirius: and boy did that create unreasonable expectations..

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Okay but Regulus Black gives me major gen z energy. Like you can’t tell me he wouldn’t be to anxious to ask a server for ketchup, but then go beat some death eaters ass, then make it home in time for dinner, and be polite as fuck cause he has anxiety.

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and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

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That post about Luna keeping her head in a crisis is making the rounds again, and it always reminds me of one of my favorite things about Harry Potter’s friends.

Can you imagine Head Auror Potter’s enemies deciding he’s too dangerous and they should go after the people he cares about?

“All right, so everyone knows Weasley only made it so far in the Auror force because he was Potter’s buddy, right? Let’s go after him.” Later, Ron is rubbing his neck in embarrassment as the mediwizards are dragging half a dozen neo-death-eaters out of a smoking crater.

“Fine, Granger, then. She sits at a desk all day, nothing to be scared of.” By the time they make it to Hermione’s office they’ve set off six alarms and four booby traps, one of them is permanently blue, another one is seven inches tall. Hermione’s waiting with a drawn wand and a half-dozen goblins that are super cranky about having their negotiations interrupted.

“Okay, how about we go after his wife and kids?” “No way, man, you do not f*** with that guy’s wife.” “Yeah, and his kid bit me! Look, I’ve got a scar!”

“What about the professor? I hear that guy’s kind of a dork. I mean, all he does is mess around in the greenhouses, right?” “I dunno, isn’t he head of Gryffindor house?” Later, “So, I heard you got your a*** kicked by a house plant…”

“The naturalist, then. Pretty little blond girl? Kind of vague? No problem, right?” “Oh, f***, s***, my eyes!” (Everybody always forgets that Luna Lovegood led an army…)

[This last one is largely due to @vivithefolle, so she gets credit for it.]

“What about the godson, right? Lives with his grandmother? Little old lady and a small child, no problem.” … “Okay, why didn’t anyone mention that she’s a Slytherin? And a Black! I’m pretty sure what she just hit us with was banned by international treaty!” “Yeah, what are we gonna do, call the Aurors?”

Ultimately they decide it’s just safer to go after the guy whose signature spell is, after all, Expelliarmus.

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Remus: damn, the power went out.

Sirius: don’t worry I got it.

Sirius: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

Remus: what-

Sirius: I swallowed a glow stick!

Remus, on the verge of tears: wHy wOULD YOU-

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J.K Rowling can go get fisted by a gargoyle for all I care.

Trans rights are human rights.

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