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the bi/pan alliance and the aro/ace alliance in my city did the funniest possible thing for pride today
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having a cat is like having an advertisement for taking a fat nap running in your house 24/7
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not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing
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I have no explanation for this other than it's what pops into my head whenever I hear this on the radio
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little kids make me laugh. i was at a party yesterday and a kid was there and she noticed that i have a long straight cut along the length of my thumb and asked about it, so i told her it was a cat scratch, almost healed, didn't hurt. and then she was sorta staring and touching it for a bit and went "you had bone surgery. because there were termites in your bones."
so i played along and went "oh man, i hope they got em all!" and she went "no. they put in more." lmao
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it's so crazy how you actually have to live through everything
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Have fun with your Strawberryless Shortcake idiot
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Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!
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having an online persona is kind of funny bc you post abt something like twice and suddenly that’s the only thing ur known for...u post about cheese a couple times and suddenly ur the cheese mutual
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"hear me out" and its like Marceline. dude everyone wants to fuck marceline i want to talk to someone whos hear me out is an air conditioner
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thank you so much to book buckaroo SAVY WRITES BOOKS for this wonderful TINGLEVERSE DEEP DIVE VIDEO. it was very fun to watch and had some great art analysis. i appreciate it very much THIS PROVES LOVE.
FULL VIDEO IS HERE
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Level 10 burgers event imminent. There is no time to evacuate, shelter in place immediately.
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