The Umbrella Academy: A Summary
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klaus, with an absolutely beet red face, while staring into space: holy SHIT
allison: are you high?
klaus, who’s actually been staring at five the whole time: no, just gay
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Klaus: Hey, can I have some of your coffee?
Five: *fuckin pours coffee from his thermos into Klaus’s hand without emotion* mhmm
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Five: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Diego: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kill him.
Vanya: Tackle him.
Allison: Dump him.
Ben: Kick him in the shin.
Klaus: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.
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Reblog for Dustin’s purrs
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