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One scentence horror story, aquarium version:

"My fish are acting sick after I deep cleaned their tank and I don't know why."

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heatwave

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and post-MW3 Soap coming back wrong for LeoandLancer... thank you always 💔💀

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Not related to COD, thought I'd dip my toe into another fandom. I've been falling in love with the Ghost bc fandom thanks to @halfcow-halfboy and his crippling addiction to this band. Enjoy!

(no warnings just fluff!)

Terzo has been stuck in a meeting discussing budgets for their upcoming Hunter Moon ritual. He feels as if he is dying of boredom as the rest of the clergy discusses why they need to spend so much on silverware and organic candles. He looks to the side as the Sister Imperium occasionally side-eyes him. Terzo groans after one of the brothers says something so stupid he has to say something back: "So let me get this straight, you don't want the ghouls involved at all." Terzo stares at the man before him

The brother shrugs, glancing away from the papa, "Well...the siblings have mentioned that the ghouls make them uneasy and this ritual is meant to serve as a welcome party of sorts. We need to ease them into the way we live, not toss them in the deep end, and while the ghouls do live here, we don't need to scare anyone off."

Terzo loses his temper shouting at his fellow clergy "They are creatures of hell; of course they're scary! That is the point of them!"

Omega is nearby practicing the guitar for their new song, Mummy Dust, alongside a few of his fellow ghouls. He wants to make sure he has every note down before their next tour. He and the other ghouls pause, hearing their Papa shout. The sounds of Mummy slowly dust fades away as they look towards the direction of the office that the shouting is coming from.

Terzo looks more and more confused and enraged as this conversation persists. "this stupid. If they can't bear to see the ghouls now, they won't ever be prepared to see them."

"yes but it's best if they're hidden away, at least for now. Maybe if they really must be around, they can wear their show masks?"

"I'm not going to hide my ghouls just to comfort those who can't accept reality. They knew what they were getting into."

The other man sneers, "No wonder the sister thinks you are a joke. Its important that the new siblings feel at ease if you can't un-"

Terzo stands abruptly, the chair clattering to the ground behind him. "If all you are going to do is make a mockery of me and my ghouls, then this meeting is over and you are henceforth removed from my court. Dismissed," he sneers and storms out, his papal cloak billowing behind him as he throws open the heavy oak doors and storms down the hall

Omega notices Terzo storming off and places his guitar down and goes after his papa. "Papa?" Terzo looks behind him, spotting the ghoul following him. "Yes Omega?'

Omega stops him "Are you alright, Papa?"

Terzo calms, trying to look like nothing is wrong. "Quite alright, thank you, caro mia."

Omega nods and flicks his tail; the ghouls have gotten worried about how stressed Terzo has been recently. "We worry about you." Terzo smiles, running a hand through his hair. "Worry naught, everything is fine, my ghoul!" Omega nods, not quite believing him that anything is alright at all; everything seems the opposite, if anything. "Of course, Papa."

Terzo shifts the subject: "How are you, my ghoul?" Omega smiles. "Very good, since I am speaking with you." Terzo laughs, "You are too kind, Omega." Omega, completely deadpan, says, "I am a creature from hell, Papa. I am not kind, just honest."

"You are kind. More so than these people I work with."

"Oh?"

Terzo waves his hand around in the air. "Don't worry, it's fine." Omega puts his hands on Terzo's hips, pulling him ever so slightly closer. "What happened?" Terzro chuckles, making an attempt at deflecting Omega's worry. "Nothing, nothing, I promise. Everything is fine." Omega takes his hands off Terzo's hips. "Of course, Papa."

Terzo keeps deflecting, "Enough about me, how have you been?" Omega gives up, for now. "Good. Practicing for our upcoming tour."

Terzo smirks. "Oh? Look at you, so responsible."

That sends a shiver down Omega's spine. He blushes ever so slightly, barely noticeable. He hopes, "I try, sir." Terzo smiles up at Omega. "You're doing so well." Omega turns a shade darker, still (hopefully) unnoticeable to Terzo "Thank you, Papa."

Terzo "You are welcome, amore."

Omega is having a realization. Before this very moment, he thought he just found Terzo attractive. But I mean, who doesn't? The man is a flirt, dare he say a slut, and has a perfect figure; Terzo is everything a papa should be, no matter what the sister thinks about him, and Omega wants him for himself. He always felt deeply attracted to the papa; he just never quite realized that he was in love.

Terzo interrupts that thought "Are you free? I need help in the garden."

Omega "Yes, of course."

Terzo smiles, "Perfect!"

To continue reading:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64779025

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reboot soap and the og baddies

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i dunno- thats kinda gay-

Besotted

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shes so pretty-

Haze/Tempest ghoulette ❤️‍🔥

Inspired by @bonesy-doodles design

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tbf id be crashing out if my twin came out of nowhere after 50 something years, and took my job while slaying

poor copia can't even watch his favorite show in peace anymore

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i bet he slow blinks like a cat

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started working on this fic again! took me long enough-

Bird!Soap: "for the last time it's Cock of the rock not cock in the rock!!"

Bird!Gaz who keeps messing it up on purpose to piss Soap off: "you sure? I swear you keep saying in."

Bird!Ghost who's making himself some tea mutters: "I want to put my cock in the rock."

Bird!Soap: "you want to what where-!?"

Bird!Gaz holds up his hands and backs out of the common area: "horrible day to have ears-"

Bird!Ghost sips his tea through his mask trying to pretend he didn't say that: "what?"

Bird!Soap: "id better be that rock-"

Bird!Gaz leaves the room faster, he shouts from the hall, "I hate spring!!!"

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😔so kapt…

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happy mermay! one sturgeon soap for you <3

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Not related to COD, thought I'd dip my toe into another fandom. I've been falling in love with the Ghost bc fandom thanks to @halfcow-halfboy and his crippling addiction to this band. Enjoy!

(no warnings just fluff!)

Terzo has been stuck in a meeting discussing budgets for their upcoming Hunter Moon ritual. He feels as if he is dying of boredom as the rest of the clergy discusses why they need to spend so much on silverware and organic candles. He looks to the side as the Sister Imperium occasionally side-eyes him. Terzo groans after one of the brothers says something so stupid he has to say something back: "So let me get this straight, you don't want the ghouls involved at all." Terzo stares at the man before him

The brother shrugs, glancing away from the papa, "Well...the siblings have mentioned that the ghouls make them uneasy and this ritual is meant to serve as a welcome party of sorts. We need to ease them into the way we live, not toss them in the deep end, and while the ghouls do live here, we don't need to scare anyone off."

Terzo loses his temper shouting at his fellow clergy "They are creatures of hell; of course they're scary! That is the point of them!"

Omega is nearby practicing the guitar for their new song, Mummy Dust, alongside a few of his fellow ghouls. He wants to make sure he has every note down before their next tour. He and the other ghouls pause, hearing their Papa shout. The sounds of Mummy slowly dust fades away as they look towards the direction of the office that the shouting is coming from.

Terzo looks more and more confused and enraged as this conversation persists. "this stupid. If they can't bear to see the ghouls now, they won't ever be prepared to see them."

"yes but it's best if they're hidden away, at least for now. Maybe if they really must be around, they can wear their show masks?"

"I'm not going to hide my ghouls just to comfort those who can't accept reality. They knew what they were getting into."

The other man sneers, "No wonder the sister thinks you are a joke. Its important that the new siblings feel at ease if you can't un-"

Terzo stands abruptly, the chair clattering to the ground behind him. "If all you are going to do is make a mockery of me and my ghouls, then this meeting is over and you are henceforth removed from my court. Dismissed," he sneers and storms out, his papal cloak billowing behind him as he throws open the heavy oak doors and storms down the hall

Omega notices Terzo storming off and places his guitar down and goes after his papa. "Papa?" Terzo looks behind him, spotting the ghoul following him. "Yes Omega?'

Omega stops him "Are you alright, Papa?"

Terzo calms, trying to look like nothing is wrong. "Quite alright, thank you, caro mia."

Omega nods and flicks his tail; the ghouls have gotten worried about how stressed Terzo has been recently. "We worry about you." Terzo smiles, running a hand through his hair. "Worry naught, everything is fine, my ghoul!" Omega nods, not quite believing him that anything is alright at all; everything seems the opposite, if anything. "Of course, Papa."

Terzo shifts the subject: "How are you, my ghoul?" Omega smiles. "Very good, since I am speaking with you." Terzo laughs, "You are too kind, Omega." Omega, completely deadpan, says, "I am a creature from hell, Papa. I am not kind, just honest."

"You are kind. More so than these people I work with."

"Oh?"

Terzo waves his hand around in the air. "Don't worry, it's fine." Omega puts his hands on Terzo's hips, pulling him ever so slightly closer. "What happened?" Terzro chuckles, making an attempt at deflecting Omega's worry. "Nothing, nothing, I promise. Everything is fine." Omega takes his hands off Terzo's hips. "Of course, Papa."

Terzo keeps deflecting, "Enough about me, how have you been?" Omega gives up, for now. "Good. Practicing for our upcoming tour."

Terzo smirks. "Oh? Look at you, so responsible."

That sends a shiver down Omega's spine. He blushes ever so slightly, barely noticeable. He hopes, "I try, sir." Terzo smiles up at Omega. "You're doing so well." Omega turns a shade darker, still (hopefully) unnoticeable to Terzo "Thank you, Papa."

Terzo "You are welcome, amore."

Omega is having a realization. Before this very moment, he thought he just found Terzo attractive. But I mean, who doesn't? The man is a flirt, dare he say a slut, and has a perfect figure; Terzo is everything a papa should be, no matter what the sister thinks about him, and Omega wants him for himself. He always felt deeply attracted to the papa; he just never quite realized that he was in love.

Terzo interrupts that thought "Are you free? I need help in the garden."

Omega "Yes, of course."

Terzo smiles, "Perfect!"

To continue reading:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64779025

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Ghoap College student AU part 1/??

Sfw

(all parts will be uploaded to A03 with improvements and extension)

CollegeStudent!Soap: who is used to getting effortless A's and B's in uni is smacked by the reality of college when he gets his first D-

Professor!Price who can tell Soap got confused and studied the wrong material. He gives Soap the name and how to find of one of his classes alumni who now tutors for this subject.

College!Soap goes to the Library to meet with the more experienced student after his classes are done for the day. He goes into one of the silent study rooms only to be met with the biggest bloke he's ever seen. No way is this guy a student. He has to be part of Campus security.

"oh um- do you know if Simon is here today?"

College!Ghost chuckles looking Soap up and down "I am. You need help in professor prices class yeah?"

College!Soap nods, "yes- I have no idea what I'm doing-"

He huffs and sits himself down next to Ghost immediately opening his textbook

"I was barely passing the class as is before this- now I'm worried I'll fail."

College!Ghost smirks "don't worry I have an idea for how to get you a passing grade."

((idk how to finish this one but potentially ghost being Prices son and we'll.. price can't fail his son in law))

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Screaming, gagging, crying

To have

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These two are the reason dragonborns exist in their universe

sunshine soap zine crashed and burned so here's one of pieces from it! dragon ghost protecting his favorite treasure from the hoard