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Mythbusters have 3 categories of myths

the general public doesnt know how physics works

the general public doesnt know how lying works

oh crap this ones real

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vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers

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imagine two mated wyrms twisting around each other, possessing an uncountable number of limbs, each claw of good or evil interlocked with its opposite, the coil twists further around itself into a skein of flesh. how i would describe DNA to a wizard

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kids shouldn’t be fighting your wars

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Maizula nation please where r u

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“let’s run away together” trope fucks me up bc it’s almost always doomed. but what if it’s not this time.

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It’s crazy to me to like know people who actually got arrested like it was literally in the schools “free speech” zone not to mention IU LITERALLY cancelled an exhibition of a Palestinian artist like 3 months back

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i think a loving thing u can do for yourself before a solo trip is to have a line item in ur budget, as critical and untouchable as Plane Tickets and Lodging, called Stupid. this money cannot be used for anything other than bailing u out of stupid situations

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Just once, I want the hero to go “your wife/sister/mother/whatever would not have wanted this!”, and the villain to go, “actually, we talked about this a lot. She was really into vigilante justice and eye for an eye stuff. She always said, if something like this happens, avenge me.”

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of course they killed my ass with lightning magic

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somebody get that girl a large sized beverage before she loses it completely

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life advice: if ur cishet male friends dont let u call them babygirl theyre not worth it. but also this is dangerous bc then u’ll buy them a coffee at starbucks and they’ll say thank u daddy and u will automatically respond ur welcome babygirl and then the entire starbucks will be staring at u bc it is 2:45pm on a wednesday. this may happen multiple times. do with this what u will

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If you don’t like rice then idk man get well soon I guess

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i may not be gods strongest warrior but there is all sorts of bullshit that he makes me deal with and i hndle it not very well usually

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I think more people should have secret pronouns that you can only unlock by being their friend

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When a song’s a banger but the lyrics hit a little too close to home