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gay jews love checking the early life + personal life sections on wikipedia
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I love love love being religious but you have to admit there's something a little bit funny about it all. Like sorry boss I can't come in tomorrow, me and all my Jewish friends are going down to the river to throw bread and look at fish and feel sad about our sins. Yeah it's gonna be all day.
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I was meant to be a Rabbi in ancient Judea and everyone would come up to me with their problems and I’d say things like “well, if you have a chicken, and the chicken has two eggs, isn’t that a type of truth in itself?” And people would argue about what it meant for hundreds of years.
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it’s safe to assume that at any given moment i want to go back to bed
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"im going dollmode" i say before collapsing limply into the chair and staring blankly into the distance with my mouth slightly agape, completely unresponsive
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Victor Frankenstein syndrome aka you spent nights over nights crying and bleeding over this work and now that it's finally done you're just like "nvm. it's trash" and go to bed
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Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO
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oh my god deltarune TOMORROW what the FUCK
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i literally can't function until deltarune ch3&4 is out this is agony i need them yesterday AAAAAAAAAAHH
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