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I just realized covfefe = coverage.

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Yea, Hemothorax wouldn’t be my first choice for here ya go, Intern.

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Man, Baron Corbin really is a trooper.

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Having an adult crush is a lot like having a teenage crush but with a much higher expectations like maintaining some semblance of dignity.

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I have surreptitiously sprinkled glitter all over my house and in my car just in case I’m ever murdered.

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Today at work someone asked me what he had to do to join the CIA. I am a Waitress.

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I feel like hundreds of thousands of years of evolution are just as responsibile as I am for my paranoia. That weird rustling in the dead of night might just be the wind or it might be a fucking Tiger. Either way I’m staying right the fuck here.

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I’m still glad Jamie and Adam didn’t kill and eat the chicken Adam caught on Duct Tape Island.

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My fav part of Stranger Things 3 was anytime Joyce Byers demanded someone explain why her magnets werent working with the same energy she demanded anything about Will in the two previous seasons.

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I saw Seeker and for a second thought someone was like fantasy booking Hawkins Quidditch Team.

Stranger Things Character’s D&D/Fantasy Jobs. Part I

Part II

Part III

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I’m pretty sure no one smuggled an entire In-N-Out burger all the way to NY. No, I think somebody smuggled and In-N-Out burger wrapper all the way to NY then they made their own, swaddled it, and put in on the ground, presumably because some people just wanna watch the world burn.

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So does Purge Prosecution rely on like the Honor System or do they sift through footage and take action against any individuals that committed any crimes after times up?

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That one time that Dude threw an Aligator trough a drive through window bc no chicken nuggets.

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I just saw Rocketman and have to say it’s probs as gay as it is good. This pleases me. 10/10.

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Does that mean Shane’s Demon is Banjo McClintock?

what if ryans the one with a demon inside him and just refers to his demon as ricky goldsworth??????????

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“You gotta kill ‘im.”

—Shane’s Advice Concerning the Other Ryan Bergara in the Philippines, Without Missing a Beat.

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In one of the earlier Supernatural episodes Ryan’s about to sit somewhere haunted by himself and asks Shane for how long. Shane says 1 minute, then Ryan repeats him horrified and incredulous. Like, Bro, how long were you expecting?

It makes me laugh every time.