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Experiment with Nico Robin a success. Test subject experience a strong reaction to her stimulation, of both ends. Results were expected, but also surprising. Subject Robin climaxed with both organs at the same time, experience a double orgasm intensified by the other. Possibility of self insemination from such a reaction. Will monitor and gather data if impregnation has occurred.

"...fuuuuuck...."

"Fascinating... we'll have to keep bringing this girl in for more testing, hopefully she has the stamina for many, many, many more orgasms..."

"If she knocked herself up does that mean she basically just makes a natural baby clone of herself since it's only her genetic material? We'll have to keep her under observation..."

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how about an SCP that causes spontaneous breast growth and lactation the more you stand near it?

"Sounds like a version of SCP-407 that specifically causes milk production the longer you listen to it... wonder if the Serpent's Hand stole that one too..."

"They did."

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Scp suggestion clown nose that adds curves to its wearer when honked overuse my result in becoming a bbw wears off when nose is removed

"Why do they always get me to test the clown SCPs? It's because of my makeup isn't it?"

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So what happens if a delivery meant for Lobotomy Corp and one for Site-Farros got mixed up?

"We basically do similar things so I can't imagine it'd be that different aside from a lot of paperwork..."

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Keter suggestion for this group the hot moms in your area ad as an uncontainable anomaly (with real hot moms)

"THE MOMS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!"

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It would be funny if eros got a keter who kept breaching to feed on horny energy and thus by sending them here renders them euclid cause ambient horny compared to par the term normal foundation sites

"I mean that does sound like something the Foundation would send to us... they love unloading stuff like that here."

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SCP idea: A researcher who, through an anomalous incident, was transformed into a slime girl laden with estrogen and testosterone. She’s able to quickly trans the gender of anyone she touches.

"That sounds way too specific, that's something that already exists doesn't it? I'd be happy to talk to her~"

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Remembers hyenas are related to feline's, picks up the cat, quinn come here we need to test something

"Oh boy, some more F010 testing? I'm down for some kitty shenanigans~"

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Drops 7Terapyte hard drive of porn on the site's mainframe

"IT'S ALL FUCKING LEWDS!!!"

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//Hi. Sorry to bother you, but I can’t find anything about any rules you might have, either on mobile or on desktop. Just wanted to know where I could find them, if that’s alright.

(Thanks for the input! There aren't official rules, just a general don't be a dick thing, anything specific that comes out I'm sure we can work out~)

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"Damnit, Shizuka took my pudding out of the fridge again, I know it..."

"ALRIGHT YOU! CONFESS!!!"

"Okay I admit it! I don't know when Mother's Day or Father's Day is so I just send my parents small gifts every couple weeks in the Summer and hope I get lucky!"

"...damnit that's adorable! Now I can't even be mad at you!"

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"Maybe, I don't really want to know, how your garden grows. "Cause I just wanna fly... Lately, did you ever feel the pain, in the morning rain, as it soaks you to the bone? Maybe I just wanna fly, wanna live, don't wanna die. Maybe I just wanna breathe. Maybe I just don't believe. Maybe you're the same as me, we'll see things they'll never see. You and I are gonna Live Forever..."

"I said maybe, I don't really want to know, how your garden grows. Cause I just wanna fly... Lately, did you ever feel the pain, in the morning rain, as it soaks you to the bone? Maybe I will never be, all the things that I wanna be. Now is not the time to cry, now's the time to find out why. I think you're the same as me, we see things they'll never see. You and I are gonna Live Forever..."

"I didn't know you played the guitar Director."

"Yeah I took it up in college, I was one of those acoustic guitar assholes playing in the quad hoping to get swarms of girls... didn't seem to work as well for me as it did the boys though. My wife liked it though. I used to play for her a lot after..."

"After... When she was in the..."

"..."

"Do you perhaps know any happier songs?"

"Nope, sorry I only know depressing shit."

"OH COME ON!"

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"How we feeling today chat?"

"Director I have a signed petition from the staff requesting for you to stop referring to them as 'chat'."

"Denied."

"I said, how we feeling today chat?"

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Scp: sexy cunt posing

"I mean if the cunt is sexy enough there's really no wrong way to pose it."

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(In retrospect some of those poll titles may be slightly misleading XD it's hard to give general ideas without giving the whole thing away but I guess it doesn't really matter since I'll write all of them up eventually anyway)

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"Oh yeah. They sound goofy, but they were actually able to break SCP-682 - or in their case, SPC-682, the "Very Punchable Shark" - mentally by turning it into a surgically-modifiable punching bag to practice their shark-punching methods on after it refused to punch sharks for them. It tried to backpedal, but by that point, they saw it as too valuable to let go."

"Never underestimate the value of punching sharks."