site470

[site470]

I’ll grab the D classes

-the unpaid inter

[site470]

Don’t worry we look into it

[site470]

File report on SCP-7789

Class-safe 

Status-contained at site 740

Cantonment procedures 

7789 is to be kept in an anti gravity container stored in storage room two at site 740.

When transporting SCP-7789 it is to be handle with care 

Descepton:

SCP-7789 is a 1 foot purple cube that will absorb any non-living thing it touches and will grow in size. Currently the biggest the cube has gotten was 200m tall but i can be reset if it hits water any living creature that touches the cube is bounds off and gets a little shock  weird symbols then briefly on the cube 

Origin:   

 Where it came from is unclear we know from research it fell from spaces the current hypothesis is that it some form of extra terrestrial weapon

Notes:

We are currently trying to translate the symbols on the cube but progress is going slow

[site470]

If you are lucky.

-Dr. Jessica.

Ethel Greene, “The World’s Greatest Parking Lot,” oil on canvas, 1969

[site470]

Shit I forgot to pay the cloaking bill

Shittt

-the unpaid inter

[site470]

... We will look into this.

- Dr. Jessica

[site470]

🖕🖕🖕

Fuck you too

-the unpaid inter

Hello! Fish is an anomaly right? (The other guy I asked said it wasn't because of gills or something but how would it breathe underwater) Have some fish! 🦈🐠🪼🎣🐡✨🐟🦈🪼🐠🎣🦈🪼🪼🐡🪼🐟🐠✨🪼🦈🪼🐟🐠✨🐠🐟🪼🪼🦈🐠🐟🪼🐟🎣🪼🐠🪼🦈🪼

- ask courtesy of @fishsummoner-official -

Huh what?????

I’m so confused right now

-the unpaid intern

[site470]

(Pull out clipboard) OK now we’re talking so you turn yourself in willingly

Hello! Fish is an anomaly right? (The other guy I asked said it wasn't because of gills or something but how would it breathe underwater) Have some fish! 🦈🐠🪼🎣🐡✨🐟🦈🪼🐠🎣🦈🪼🪼🐡🪼🐟🐠✨🪼🦈🪼🐟🐠✨🐠🐟🪼🪼🦈🐠🐟🪼🐟🎣🪼🐠🪼🦈🪼

- ask courtesy of @fishsummoner-official -

Huh what?????

I’m so confused right now

-the unpaid intern

[site470]

Greetings. Dr. Jessica here. Dr. Jupiter is in a ton of stress right now. As our previous site director died and they are taking over.

- Dr. Jessica.

Hello! Fish is an anomaly right? (The other guy I asked said it wasn't because of gills or something but how would it breathe underwater) Have some fish! 🦈🐠🪼🎣🐡✨🐟🦈🪼🐠🎣🦈🪼🪼🐡🪼🐟🐠✨🪼🦈🪼🐟🐠✨🐠🐟🪼🪼🦈🐠🐟🪼🐟🎣🪼🐠🪼🦈🪼

- ask courtesy of @fishsummoner-official -

Huh what?????

I’m so confused right now

-the unpaid intern

[site470]

If there’s an anomaly do you want to report probably take that to another as we are still recovering from this month raid

Thank triangle agency

-the unpaid inter

Hello! Fish is an anomaly right? (The other guy I asked said it wasn't because of gills or something but how would it breathe underwater) Have some fish! 🦈🐠🪼🎣🐡✨🐟🦈🪼🐠🎣🦈🪼🪼🐡🪼🐟🐠✨🪼🦈🪼🐟🐠✨🐠🐟🪼🪼🦈🐠🐟🪼🐟🎣🪼🐠🪼🦈🪼

- ask courtesy of @fishsummoner-official -

Huh what?????

I’m so confused right now

-the unpaid intern

[site470]

Hello! Fish is an anomaly right? (The other guy I asked said it wasn't because of gills or something but how would it breathe underwater) Have some fish! 🦈🐠🪼🎣🐡✨🐟🦈🪼🐠🎣🦈🪼🪼🐡🪼🐟🐠✨🪼🦈🪼🐟🐠✨🐠🐟🪼🪼🦈🐠🐟🪼🐟🎣🪼🐠🪼🦈🪼

- ask courtesy of @fishsummoner-official -

Huh what?????

I’m so confused right now

-the unpaid intern

[site470]

We are more business partners but are fundamentally different.

-Dr. Jessica

Hello, SCP foundation but triangles.

The Foundation, Site 470 specifically, are business partners with the Triangle Agency. We are a totally different corporation.

[site470]

If you have questions refer to us.

- Dr. Jessica. Site 470

Hello, SCP foundation but triangles.

The Foundation, Site 470 specifically, are business partners with the Triangle Agency. We are a totally different corporation.

[site470]

(Our bad lol)

OKAY

WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKWITS INTRODUCED MY CHILD TO COCOMELON

[site470]

those fuck ass animatronics would not have stood a chance against this absolute god

[site470]

Site report: aftermath

Writer jr researcher

head researcher dr evens Jupiter

Overview:

10:00 am yesterday site 470 was attacked by unknown group of interest who seem to be looking for ex-630 with thay seem to have been successful

Damages:

Cam system is still down

The main computer is water damage

Some contaminant cells door are stuck open

Casualties:

At least 5 people were killed

Amongst them was head researcher dr jay

And head mtf agent clover is currently missing

Scp:

Most scp are accounted for besides two

Ex-630: a humanoid of great interest being what we assume that is what the unknown group was after

Scp-582: a humanoid bat creature who disappears during the raid this is of most importance that we recapture scp-582 asap

Closing:

Although we have lost a lot we will recover and continue our work in protecting the public as it what the fallen would have wanted

Sucre, contains, protect

-the unpaid inter 🪐

[site470]

I got to get out

[garbing cerbeduck and the lunner guitar and sneaking out of the storage]

What happened

-the unpaid inter