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You say “I’m baby” but you’re not. You are not baby. You are not capable of being baby. You possess neither the limitless potential of baby nor the driving curiosity of baby. You have some similarities. You cannot function on your own. You depend on others for your most basic needs. But where baby eventually outgrows these flaws, you are already hardened by your failures. You will not grow. You are not baby.
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*bully voice* you will NEVEEER look like your animal crossing character. you will never have a perfectly round head and a little red triangle for a nose
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its sad that people in real life don’t tend to have idle animations. i know i do. i love to wiggle and look around for no reason
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THIS COMIC IS SO AWFUL I HATE MYSELF FOR BEING LIKE THIS
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why are you all surprised pewdiepie is transphobic like we already knew he doesn’t consider any minority group people, this was a predictable eventuality
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ADHD brain be like “Oh I have a ton of free time, but none of the literally dozens of things I could do to fill that time seem Gratifying Enough to commit mental energy to, so I’m just gonna sit here dissociating for five hours while also singing Queen songs in my head probably.”
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child: *is passionate about absolutely anything*
parent: gotta insult it
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1-800-ARE YOU ffflllllufflflfflllfSLAPSLAPflflluffflallffSLAPPING
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