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a huge shoutout to jordan myrick and demi adejuyigbe for being SO funny that i could instead focus on what i'm uniquely gifted at: committing human rights violations

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I finished my diversity final and already got it presented and everything so I can show y'all now!! It features Sasha Allen lyrics and I have an explanation for it if you all want it.

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"I'm so sorry I wasn't there."

Gorgug blames himself. Of course it's his fault. He's the tank, he's supposed to take the hits. He remembers what Bill taught them, Him and Fabian take the hits and the rest of them make hits. She's the healer. He's supposed to keep her safe. He missed it again. He fucked up again. He got it wrong, like always. What is his actual role in this party? Adaine can hit, Fabian can take one and deal it too. Fig and Kristen can heal and harm. He can't keep his end of the bargain, he can barely play the drums right for Fig. He went to hell, and maybe that's the right place for him if he can't protect his friends. What did Mr. Gibbons do to deserve being in hell? Gorgug can't even remember to say goodbye to his girlfriend. Play the game, get your head on straight, get mad. Porter's right, Gorgug isn't good at being a barbarian. He should find something else. Fake smile, everything's fine. Kristen's still here. Not because of Gorgug, but hey, she's here.

Happy 3am in a warehouse weeks everyone (it's finals season again and I am STRESSED)

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so obsessed with “it’s gorgug, keep going” because like. gorgug didn’t know that that would do anything. he had no clue that it would help anyone, even for a second. he had been given no reason to believe that the other would hear his message at all, but he still picked up that rock and recorded “it’s gorgug, keep going”. he had a spell that could’ve been used to weaken kalina, but instead used it to record a simple message for his friends on the off chance that anyone would find it. he knew that everyone would be on different paths, and still took the time and spell slot to try to comfort them, to say he was there and to keep going. “it’s gorgug, keep going”. gorgug was here. he wants you to push through. you can do it, he knows you can. keep going.

idk im so ill about him

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Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

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"Gorgug, I died again." "I know. I'm so sorry I wasn't there." Oh so what if I just died (essay coming ((probably at 3 am)) soon)

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In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.

P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3

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love that according to emily, murph explained his plan to kill kipperlilly in the car. because now i’m imagining them scheming together on every drive to set and i love that for them

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Does the existence of "The Oracle of Dance, a subset of the Elven Oracle" imply that a few centuries from now in Solace there will be a search for a new Oracle of Dance when the new Elven Oracle is found? Is this a continuous thing? Is the Oracle of Dance important to the culture now because of Fabian? HELLO????

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Team I need to share with you something that’s been weighing on my heart for a while and that’s the fact that I love how baron is a he/they. I love the fact that riz is aromatic and asexual but make no mistake if he WASN’T, he would be gay. That is wonderful. I also love that Riz Gukgak fell ass backwards into being hot. He just accidentally became fine as hell and cool as shit. The tattoos. The gun. The tired film noir detective vibe. The confidence. If he weren’t aroace, he’d be fighting the suitors off with a stick

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The whole bad kids crew hyping up Murph and barking while going "YOU KNOW MURPHS GOT THAT ONE IN HIM! MURPH HAS THAT ONE IN HIM!" Then just losing it when he actually gets it? Murph yelling "I RULE AT SUCKING" there is a special place in my heart

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The bloodlust in murph / riz’s eyes when he realizes biz not only captured penny but was planning on capturing his new best friend adaine is so delicious I love that riz would literally maim and kill and murder for her

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brian murphy is the perfect straight man. he is a man among muppets. a distressed king among three beautiful jesters.

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Of course everyone WANTS to be Emily Axford; she’s cool as fuck.

But in your admiration of her—fawning over her beauty, laughing at all of her jokes, etc—you’ve become someone else.

You are Murph.

You’ve always been Murph.

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forever obsessed with brennan's choice to not use porter's legendary resistances on adaine's detect thoughts because he doesnt consider it enough of a threat. like FUCK man. his downfall is literally what makes him a bad fucking teacher. from the very beginning porter has clearly only respected one type of strength. we watch him first day of freshman year dismiss gorgug for singing a song when asked what rage means to him. we watch him hand on shoulder tell gorgug after sophomore year-- who has two apocalypses under his belt by then-- that he's not a proper barbarian because his rage is defensive. he (jace, but, same faction) literally sends two detect thoughts at gorgug and doenst even WAIT to confirm if they worked before retreating because he CANNOT, WILL NOT, believe that gorgug can resist them. and hey listen i know that artificer is an int based caster and detect thoughts is a wis save-- but just think about the fucking foolish, arrogant disrespect that is targeting the kid who multiclassed into an intelligence-based class and being SO confident that it was the wrong choice and made him less effective as a party member that you dont even bother to check if he resisted your MIND-BASED spell. because you believe so strongly that a decision that doenst increase his physical, barbarian strength is a bad decision that made him weaker and lesser in every way. it just makes it all the more poetic when, hey, why would he worry about a measly detect thoughts from the party wizard cowering in the back? he can hit people so hard he crystalizes their blood, and that's the ultimate fucking HEIGHT of power right?

loser.

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The three mental illnesses are

Terminal child syndrome lol sorry you'll be infantilized forever and never get any basic respect we have the right to not treat you like an adult and make life worse for you in the name of helping, or shun you completely :)

Just stop doing that you useless cunt go the fuck outside and stop being a burden to society get the fuck up and stop having this illness. Have this list of pop psychology bullshit and get your shit together. We can still romanticize your struggle if you're hot and manage it just well enough to not be a useless cunt

Irredeemable piece of shit disorder uh sorry but your vibe is off and you should go to jail for it I fucking hate you and you deserve nothing you vile piece of human garbage you need to be avoided at all costs everyone should cut you off immediately no one should have to put up with you you manipulative asshole

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i for the life of me cannot get them to stop exploring the space