I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth
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my dream surgery is a hysterectomy where they put a 100tb ssd hard drive in there instead
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DO NOT mess with them, they will TREMBLE
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In my current campaign, Rhis has developed a habit of making late-night calls with Sending, so naturally, their friends have to give them shit for it.
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They're my favorites 🧡💜
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Light of the Absolute
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Rhis' new fit ✨
When their coat is buttoned up, they can hide most of their face in it and go to the store without anyone pointing and screaming.
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Sparrow | Bard/Barbarian
So, I originally made him as a joke character in BG3. He's a human-raised githyanki loserboy bard that throws his instruments at people that piss him off.
Hobbies include embarrassing Lae'zel, breaking things, and being a massive simp for Shadowheart.
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Fun fact! Rhis has a girlfriend (kind of) (it's complicated)
Don't ask how they met, they aren't really sure.
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i think i never shared this here
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im like the guy in the infomercials they depict in black and white doing everything inefficiently and having a thousand tupperware containers fall on me when i open the cupboard
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The Emperor
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anxiety creature
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Had a sudden, powerful fit of Elder Scrolls brainrot and made this dunmer guy. His name is Hlaren and he was born and raised in Windhelm, but enjoys being literally anywhere else. He might also be a Teldryn spawn, cause why not??
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Freezyboy
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So our party is down in the Underdark helping our lovely mindflayer find their missing friend. My character’s been unknowingly serving Auril since they were basically a toddler and Eir did something to upset her and learned at the same time that they were serving an evil entity. So ah…Eir died in combat because Auril blocked all healing and she almost kept Eir from reviving too. But it’s ok! This was a clever way the DM and I came up with to change Eir’s class. Eir is now a Sorcerer and [redacted].
First image is Auril and Eir, second is Eir with their caretaker/guard, Gray, and the third is Eir with their mindflayer friend, Rhis (Rhis belongs to @skawly).
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