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Emo guild from neopets circa 2006

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grundo’s cafe referral code?

total shot in the dark, crying out into the void on my knees but gotta try--anyone have a grundo’s cafe referral code they would be willing to throw my way? make my dreams come true? 😭

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one time a stranger on neopets years ago told me “school makes you think you have to be good at everything but sometimes it’s ok to just be good at one thing. even if it’s not something you get a grade for. they don’t grade you for being a good person” and tbh i still think about it little did i know all i needed this whole time was in glowing purple text and that icon of the goth fairy

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me: *scrolls past a self hatred meme without liking it*

me to me: i’m proud of you

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the best part of being a kid was when you realized that birth is a curse and existence is a prison but instead of being sad about it just ignored it entirely for months or even years by roleplaying being a horse or a mythical creature or a warrior cat or something 24/7

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a graph based on my observations

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this is poetry

Brands were struggling with declining sales once the majority of households had pleasure bots. In a last ditch effort, they tried creating a “cool” online presence through social media.

Most people saw right through the marketing and recognized it for what it was. A cheap ploy to get pleasure bot owners to buy whatever sub-par product these spineless corporations needed to offload.

The truth is, robotics had jumped the shark already. They didn’t need to sell robots as multifunction units anymore. These bots were only built to jerk.

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death

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