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I'm sorry sir but no a "shrimp" did not in fact fry this rice. you're lumping crustaceans together in a very unhelpful and bigoted manner. our chef is a giant freshwater crayfish.
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People who don't re-read books are so funny to me. "I know what happens"..?? Gurl I know what pizza tastes like, still gonna eat another one. I know what a rainbow looks like, you think that'll stop me running outside, camera in hand, to see the next one?
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guytora cooling off during a heatwave (wearing a leather jacket isn鈥檛 a good idea)
tora didn鈥檛 survive it either

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Cal Kestis trying to study properly in between deployments. It鈥檚 goes so-and-so. Jocasta Nu enjoys having the padawans at home, and have started to find their snoozing off only endearing.
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The first night after heatwave & The cottongrass-beast by Miikka L枚nnqvist ( mkklnn.jpg )
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*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....
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wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship
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'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 馃え?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me
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you there. high quality production youtube channel with a team of people. why are your captions autogenerated.
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