skepticbehindthescreen

[skepticbehindthescreen]

You dare insult me, Koku?! ಠ_ಠ

I am far beyond such shenanigans.

Do you like this ship?

The Mha RP blogs know what I'm referring to

[skepticbehindthescreen]

Clearly, the League made multiple dummy accounts to vote YES.

Amateurs.

Do you like this ship?

The Mha RP blogs know what I'm referring to

[skepticbehindthescreen]

🥀OOC// Important! ⚠️

It was brought to my attention that a follower of our RP blogs is extremely problematic and we have blocked them on all of our accounts.

The text on the right is linked to their pinned post if you would like to read further into it.

If you support this account, please block me.

[skepticbehindthescreen]

(Cream would like to do a staring contest)

Amusing. Do you believe you stand a chance?

I have trained myself not to blink for hours on end, to improve my productivity. The odds are stacked against you.

[skepticbehindthescreen]

I detect sarcasm. Are you attempting to mock me, Sawatari?

So are you and Trumpet like, a thing???

Hanabata is my coworker. Nothing more, nothing less.

[skepticbehindthescreen]

did you piss off your barber?

Make no mistake, anon, my hairstyle is intentional. Unlike yours.

[skepticbehindthescreen]

(Cream is very happy after being fed)

Good. I presume you're finished with the temper tantrums then?

[skepticbehindthescreen]

So are you and Trumpet like, a thing???

Hanabata is my coworker. Nothing more, nothing less.

[skepticbehindthescreen]

Skeptic, congratulations on the babysitting job!

- 🐝

Why are you congratulating me?? Babysitting is beneath me. My speciality is information technology, not watching over snot-nosed brats.

[skepticbehindthescreen]

(Cream is hungry)

(It only eats things smaller than itself)

Do you realize how limited your diet is??

[*sighs*]

You may have a boiled quail egg. I will not allow you to consume sugary foods. That would only encourage you to bounce off the walls and disrupt my work.

[*hands Cream a boiled quail egg.*]

[skepticbehindthescreen]

A poor decision on your part.

WHat’s your quirk?

My meta-ability is Anthropomorph.

Beyond that, I will not spill any details. It would be foolish to prattle on about such matters.

[skepticbehindthescreen]

Pushing you down the stairs now

-🖤

Har, har. Not happening.

[skepticbehindthescreen]

The credibility of the source does not matter. I am equally unbias towards all. Both of you are incorrect. I am not pretty.

hello there pretty boy

Mockery, how childish.

[skepticbehindthescreen]

If it's not a hime cut. Then what is it?

It's referred to a long blunt cut, if you must know. A hime cut has chin-length side locks, which I do not have! Ergo, not a hime cut.

[skepticbehindthescreen]

*Petty.

Your autocorrect must be malfunctioning.

hello there pretty boy

Mockery, how childish.

[skepticbehindthescreen]

I'm loving the hair. What shampoo do you use?

I could tell you, but I won’t.

It’s doubtful you could afford the brand regardless.

[skepticbehindthescreen]

It’s only been five minutes. Surely, you are not attached yet!?

Sorry, but I will be leaving Creams life in your hands for a month.

Since even the creator of this little shit needs a break.

(Yes, daily Cream interactions... incoming..)

No. No! NO!

I am not some underpaid and unappreciated babysitter for you to ditch your responsibilities on!

Come back here and take your… sentient whipped cream!

/* I look forward to it! */