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i have developed a much more viceral understanding of why bank robbers were widely regarded as popular heroes in the 1930s

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What's the process if you're a superhero and you come out as trans

Do you tell your villains?

Do you keep it a secret so no one can connect Spider-Man with your secret identity for a while? Or do you pop a pronouns pin on your costume and the next time you web up Doctor Octopus and he goes "I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME SPIDER-MAN" you go "Spider-Girl actually! I've been figuring out some shit"

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Rosemary? You mean spicy pine needles?

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me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms

me: no perhaps my soul is rotten

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the holidays are never officially here until i see the christmas light extension cord of death by electricity and I have yet to see it.

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When a “funny” dude likes you and anytime he sees you anywhere he will be like “yoooo wassup it’s Jelissa!” (Or whatever) like “omg Miranda is here whaaaat” for literally no reason why do they do that

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things you can do as a goblin in the modern age:

treat AI like you would shapeshifters. look out for the warning signs. avoid engaging with them as much as possible. if you can't avoid them, don't trust them

thrift and repurpose whatever and whenever you can

educate yourself on what edible, medicinal and otherwise useful plants you can grow in your habitable space (especially if you've been forced to become an urban dweller)

educate yourself on what tiny little critters are actually positive for your living environment (for example: how to identify non-venomous spiders that actually contribute to pest control, so you don't accidentally kill or disturb them)

treat bureaucracy as you would malevolent fae. learn your loopholes. memorize the wording that will get you off the hook. follow the letter and not the spirit of the law. let them tie themselves into knots with their own rules and procedures

your workplace is the ideal place for mischief; hinder the powerful and support the powerless. learn who is affected by your tricks and plan accordingly

treat ads as you would sirens: don't listen to them and get out of there as fast as possible

claim what little power you have. decorate yourself however you want to. adorn your lair until it feels like home. sleep as much as you can. adjust your diet to feel alive. drink water and listen to music and remember to write by hand. find the magic in the ordinary

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what? dissapear for a month while we hyperfixate on our ocs so much we make an amv of them? we would neverrrrrrohhh its been more than a month

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we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

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This is a friendly reminder that none disabled people often do benefit from the same accommodations disabled people benefit from.

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me when i have to put proper citations: ugh this is so annoying who even cares what i do in the footnotes

me when i can't find a source because it hasn't been quoted correctly: i am going to track down the authors and they will answer to me. i will find out who caused this suffering. there will be blood.

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you keep telling yourself that, buddy.

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song is blorbo-coded but animatics are hard 79 dead 486 injured

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mirabelle and i had a vision

@arsonstick

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i am a firm believer that ocs are a reflection of the self in the way that every character you create has to hold some piece of you to really feel alive. sometimes this is why all your ocs have certain traits, sometimes this is why you can track your various issues and traumas all the way from middleschool to now based on what your ocs are like. this is a feature not a bug

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shout to mirabelle's "is that so" comment about siffrin and her being the same height. the face she makes during it is one of pure, barely restrained deviousness as she realizes siffrin is both short and wearing heeled shoes

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based on the funniest fucking thing ive ever read: