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Why do people continue to tell me things that I don’t want to know? I don’t want to know the graphic way that my grandfather died. I don’t want to know all about my parents’ divorce. I don’t want to know the turn of events of my brother’s sex life. Why do I need to know that fucking slenderman squid exist in the depths of the ocean? WHY do people keep telling me things that I don’t want to know and WHY do they think that I need to hear this?
Fuck I came out of my room to make some stress therapy tea and now I know too much information and I don’t think Animal Crossing can fix this.
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I went from having friends to being alone in my life while my cat eats toilet paper.
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It’s
pretty fucked but I don’t need to cut now that I have a kitten. Just rev that crackhead up and boom. Don’t have to explain or hide em anymore lol.
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No one can stop me from drinking a bottle of wine from the bottle itself. It’s big girl time.
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u are a garden and sadly i’m like 12 gardens or a greenhouse. i’m better
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Self care is turning the water temperature to Hell’s Gyser through the shower head while laying in the tub and rolling every few seconds like a rotisserie hot dog until you’re as evenly red as a lobster
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I apologize to everyone who heard me scream.
I was dancing in my room like a white person to loud tunage and my dad tapped me on the shoulder with a spatula.
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Me: ahh ... smells like the perfect day for depression.
Stepsister: no ma’am.
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i have some opinions about dnd werewolves
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Okay so I’m tall for a girl
So trampolining is a bit difficult for me
Especially when I do a front flip
And slam my face into the side of the trampoline
Causing my glasses to fly off my face
And I’m in a trampoline park in front of children
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