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OMG! SOMEONE I LOVE! bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites y
#my main way of showing affection#and my favourite way#i got so excited about my boyfriend yesterday i bit my pillow without even thinking about it#i am going to bite that man so much i hope he likes it
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Had to cut back on this to mask better but i still love it
love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of
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“If you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day; if you teach a man to fish, he will eat for a lifetime,” but you have done neither. You have stood before us and eaten fish after fish, and chided us for our greed as you have done so. You have cast aside their offal and simultaneously chided us for our waste. You then told us that, coincidentally, you owned the river, and our parents should have gotten us the same if we wanted fish. You gave a man a fish to murder us if we step too close to the river, or speak too loud, or eat a fish from another river. You’ve copyrighted the fishing net. It costs us fish to leave.
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A highlight reel of my favorite theats towards Tryest
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AHHHHH RUFF WOOF BARK GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET, MY CHEESKS HURT FROM BLUSHING AND GIGGL8NG SO MUCH
I get so into reading yaoi, I'm straight up blushing, gigging under my blanket as i kick my feet
#not ashamed to say i was imagining it all happening between my boyfriend and m#my boyfriend and me oughh#( skids rambles )
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I get so into reading yaoi, I'm straight up blushing, gigging under my blanket as i kick my feet
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When a favourite ship of yours gets turned into a fanon sibling dynamic by a popular artist and now if you talk about you get jumped 100 times despite them being unrelated by a longshot
#yes this is in refrence to crumb but no shade but also shade#half shade i#idk#they can draw what they want but its so annoying how their fans then push their headcanons everywhere#had their fans on other websites comment on a bumblebee shitpost saying he was a teen because crumb headcanoned him as such#kms dude thats a full grown man#anyways making prowl and bee kiss sloppy style#been making them kiss before crumb even knew about animated and i will continue to
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