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having my evening cucumber
I offered a portion to this large and mannerly horse
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No one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someones car is.
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i love sending people my totaled car as a reaction image it’s so funny
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JFK and Abe Lincoln were killed by the same bullet after it popped through Abe's chest it buonced off the railing and ricocheted around America for 80 beautiful years before lodging itself firmly in Kennedy's thick russet potato dip shit skull
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i crave connection but also silence and zero human interaction
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