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still thinking about that r/hypotheticalsituation post where someone was like "what if a potato chip spawned somewhere randomly in the world. and every hour the number of potato chips at that location would double. and the only way to get rid of them for good would be to eat all of the potato chips before they doubled again." and someone calculated that it would only take like, 48 hours of people ignoring a weird pile of potato chips before an absolutely irreconcilable number of potato chips was blanketing a city.

and then people were like "no wait if it spawns randomly in the world, it's highly likely it would be in an ocean" and then people were debating whether there were enough small fish swimming at the surface in the open ocean that would be able to eat a potato chip and thus save humanity from the potato chip apocalypse.

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Doodles of an older koopa oc

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Violetta talk sprite

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where all the cat women at

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Why does the TV world have this vehicle?

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Peach and Daisy Art

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i wanna talk about this shot

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I don’t even mind Peach x Bowser shippers as long as the intent isn’t, like, awful, but whenever I see people say “erm Peach is dating Bowser because she HATES Mario and is secretly having an affair with him and is ACTUALLY Junior’s mother!!” This image just flashes within my subconscious

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Peach Does Not Love Bowser

So while there has been many jokes about Peach being secretly in love with Bowser and wanting to be kidnapped, there are many people who actual believe this is actually what is canon. So I am going to explain why this is not the case.

Princess Peach as we have seen many times does not like Bowser and in many games has tried to escape but of course to no avail. In games like Super Mario 3D Land we get to see that Peach does not enjoy her time when kidnapped, and often being tormented by her captor and his minions.

Some people taking the joke seriously have claimed it's all an act and that behind closed doors it's a different story. But we have seen Peach's opinion of Bowser when they are alone, and she has absolutely no liking to him. In Paper Mario 64 when Bowser tells Peach she should smile, a phrase many of us should irritatingly know. Peach responds the following way to him. "Well, tough luck! I'm in a very bad mood, you monster! You've imprisoned all of the guests from the castle! You are the single greatest disaster to ever befall the Mushroom Kingdom. I'll tell you what: I'll smile when you make everything as it was before you showed up!" Doesn't really scream secretly in love with Bowser.

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Bowser Junior Is Bowser's Only Son

So a fact people don't realize is that Bowser Junior is intended to be Bowser's only son. This would also include any adopted sons because you are still someone's son if you are adopted. Nintendo makes it clear Junior is Bowser's only some, and never says blood related son.

We see it in Minion Quest. "King Bowser's only son." We see it in Bowser Junior's Journey "Lord Bowser's only son." And it is established in Bowser Jr.'s description on the Official Nintendo Website. "The only son of Bowser, the King of the Koopas."

This makes sense because the Koopalings are not Bowser's children or even related.

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one of the things i love about super mario is that it puts so much creativity in our hands (not a mario maker reference, but that is a fire game). like idk if this is just me, but a lot of lore and story and characterizations of the marioverse comes from my own interpretations of what the games show us and i think that’s rlly cool.

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Drawing fan art for a game I’m probably never gonna purchase

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some gems

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i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals

when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me

i see it with my eyedbarls