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microsoft outlook is taking the bioware approach and giving me the option to romance my coworker now

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things would have ended so differently if hosea hadn’t died because you know the minute that dutch would have confided in him about suspecting arthur and john were rats hosea would have instantly been like “are you fucking stupid” and that would have been that
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i mean fuck i like pills i like drugs i like gettin money i like strippers i like to fuck i like day drinkin and day parties n hollywood i like doing hollywood shit snort it probably would
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Get a load of this guy.
#democrats#us politics#usa news#twitter#checks and balances#everyonehaschecksandbalancesdipshit#tumblr fyp#jd vance#donald trump#fuck trump
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compared myself to people my age who are so much farther ahead in life than me

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draws this then smokes two joints to the face and passes out.
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this is season 2 act 1 in a nutshell
i write fanfic
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He is sealed in there for all of mankind’s safety
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