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Ex: I love the color green. My room is green, my hair is green, my phone background is green, etc.. If I can get an item in green, I will. I don’t wear a lot of green, but it’s like “my color” yk?

Black is separated specifically because I have a feeling a lot of tumblr users will align with that

Just curious :)

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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Please remember that you do not need to have British accents in your fantasy story. It’s absolutely not necessary

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if you still have a checkmark you should send $8 a month to the nearest trans woman instead and if you have more than one row of checkmarks we should be able to throw rocks at you in public

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Best Pokémon Protagonist Tournament- Round 5: Final Match

And so it comes down to this! It's been a tournament dominated by the girls since the start, so having it come down to a match up between two of them is no surprise. Did you predict the exact finalists though?

Akari has been a bit of a surprise for me personally! But she's earned her place here and has faced her fair share of tough opponents- both Dawn and Red himself failed to beat her. The Hisuian style has proved popular among fans, but can it overcome Hilda's icon status?

It's a testament to how far Generation 5 has come since its controversial initial reception- Hilda has become a fan favourite protagonist, and is one step away from being crowned the best of them all! Taking down her immediate successor in Rosa, and another fan favourite in May, she stands at the last hurdle- will Akari stop her in her tracks though?

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My mans been acting up lately. Should I get pregnant with him and abort the baby as protest?

im at work

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you find a little doll at a yard sale and you pick it up and it looks you straight in the eyes and in a shrill little voice says "kin with me!"

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Rule number 7 of warrior cats is that you need to have at least one Kittypet that you're obsessed with that isn't Jake or Purdy or any Kittypet who stayed in the clans (like BillyStorm)

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guards! scare him with a loud noise!

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you know normally when people try to take the piss out of tumblr and screenshot some strange but otherwise mostly benign post it’s a little bit like okay, sure, whatever. but then there’s shit like this that truly leaves me speechless