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Wolfstar: Subtlety Is for Cowards

[Scene: Transfiguration class. Sirius is definitely not staring at Remus. McGonagall is watching it all unfold with the expression of a woman who’s seen too much.]

McGonagall: Mr. Black, perhaps you'd like to transfigure your desk instead of making heart eyes at Mr. Lupin?

Sirius: I’m just… appreciating the symmetry of his… jawline.

Remus: [blushing but acting offended] I’m trying to learn, Sirius.

James: No, you’re not. You’re twirling your wand like you're auditioning for a romance novel.

Peter: Is it weird that I shipped them before they shipped themselves?

Sirius: We’re not dating.

Remus: We’re not.

[They are very clearly holding hands under the desk.]

McGonagall: Gentlemen. If you insist on conducting your love affair in my classroom, at least have the decency to pass your notes silently.

Sirius: [grinning] Does this mean you're shipping it too?

McGonagall: [rubbing temples] Merlin help me, I ship retirement.

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“Strategically Misplaced: A Percy Jackson Adventure in Forgetting Things”

[Scene: Camp Half-Blood Armory. Percy walks in holding Riptide… in pen form. Again.]

Annabeth: Please tell me you didn’t lose your sword again.

Percy: No, I strategically misplaced it to keep it safe.

Annabeth: You dropped it in the strawberry fields, didn’t you?

Percy: Technically, the pegasus kicked it out of my pocket. So it’s kind of teamwork if you think about it.

Annabeth: Did it also steal your ability to make good decisions?

Grover: [holding a carrot like a wand] Guys, does this count as a weapon if I believe in it hard enough?

Nico: Only if you plan to duel Bugs Bunny.

Percy: I’m just saying, Riptide should come with a GPS. Or a keychain.

Leo: [bursting in, covered in soot] GUYS! Slight fire in the Hephaestus cabin!

Annabeth: How slight?

Leo: Like... if fire could be “casual.” Casual fire.

Percy: So... Tuesday.

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“Cabin 3: Where Logic Comes to Die”

[Camp Half-Blood – Cabin 3, 2:37 AM]

Annabeth: [bursting in] PERCY WHY IS THERE A HORSE IN YOUR BATHTUB?!

Percy: First of all, his name is Steve and he has anxiety.

Annabeth: HE'S EATING A BAR OF IRISH SPRING.

Steve the Hippocampus: neighs soothingly

Grover: from the hallway I told you not to mix Ambrosia with bath bombs, man.

Percy: He needed a safe space! The ocean is loud right now!

Annabeth: It's the ocean, Percy. It’s always loud!

Leo: poking his head in Why does Steve smell like eucalyptus and poor decisions?

Percy: That’s just his emotional support scent.

Nico: appearing out of the shadows like a Victorian ghost I came here to threaten Percy but honestly… I’m staying to see how this plays out.

Steve: sneezes glitter

Annabeth: I’m going to murder you. Slowly. With logic.

Percy: Joke’s on you, I’m immune to logic AND common sense.

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Regulus: While I’m gone, you’re in charge James.

James: Yay!

Regulus, to Remus: You’re secretly in charge, I just don’t want him to feel bad.

Remus: Obviously.

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Sweater Weather vibes

🎧 “Sweater Weather” isn’t just a song… it’s a whole phase of life. It’s late-night drives with the windows cracked open just enough to feel the cold. It’s sharing a hoodie that smells like someone you miss. It’s shouting lyrics into the wind because you’re young and heartbroken and don’t know why. It’s fall air, aching lungs, and that one part of the song that always hits too hard.

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Hii Tumblr! 🕯📚🌌

I’m new here and absolutely ready to dive into the magical chaos this place is known for!

A little about me:

I’m a proud Potterhead ⚡

A devoted Percy Jackson fan 🌊🐍 (Nico di Angelo? My spirit in human form — full of shadows and moodiness, just the way I like it) and yes — Modern Family and TVD are basically my emotional support shows! 💔

I love reading, especially at sunset or under the stars — bonus points if there’s rain and a brooding fictional character nearby 📖🌙

I’m also obsessed with Spiderman, Steve Harrington (king of the bat and babysitting), and Anthony Lockwood (who fully ghosted my expectations — in a good way) 👻

Oh, and I’m a Slytherdor — ambition, bravery, and a very sarcastic moral compass 💚❤️

Now for some essential facts:

Leo Valdez is so hot he probably causes his own wildfires 🔥

Apollo thinks he's hot because he's the sun, but we all know his ego could use SPF 1000 😎

If I ever needed someone to deliver a lethal one-liner whilst wearing heels, Addison Forbes Montgomery Shepherd would be my first call. "I have the sass of a goddess and the patience of a scalpel — sharp, short, and not here to play." 💅

And as for the Marauders? I’d say I’m a cross between Moony and Padfoot — a bit mysterious, a bit mischievous, and always ready for chaos. 🌑🐾

If you're into books, fandoms, broody boys, chaotic heroes, and sarcastic icons — let’s be mutuals! Drop your fav recs or say hiiii! 🖤📚🕷

“Mischief managed.” — The Marauders