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yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled

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i don’t get horror movies, why doesn’t the protagonist just act in a way which will prevent a story from being told or piece of entertaining media made

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Tim Fearon save me Tim Fearon

If colin killed you at the end of season 1 then I’m sad 😔

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Lex luthor 2025 is only loosely inspired by Elon Musk because Elon Musk would never be that good at video games

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Nicholas Hoult really sold the hell out of creepy tech bro-gone-billionaire Lex Luthor because I can't tell if I wanted to peel his skin off and burn it or peel MY skin off and burn it.

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Aaaaand today I learned what CD-R means. My perfectionism will never recover

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The 4th wall is made of clear glass for her.

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with each new magnus protocol episode it becomes increasingly funny that jonny and alex said you can skip archives and start with protocol but i suppose you would know just as much about archives going in having listened to protocol first than you would know about protocol having listened to archives first so maybe they're right

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Sam Handwich.

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Victims of Other Entities: And so I watched the creature that used to be my wife sprint towards me on all fours with its neck bent at a full 180 degree angle. I only got away because it tripped and fell into the lit fireplace and turned to ash immediately. I don’t sleep anymore and I honestly wish God just would kill me already.

Victims of The Buried: God I ffucnking LOVE Dirt. OOh Boy that Shit is GOOD. No Thing on this God Forsaken planet brings me more EUPHORIA than Digging a B I G Hole. I crawl on all fours and c l a w at the e a r th as I pine for its tender Embrace. It torments my VERY SOUL that I cannot simply i n h a l e it Straight Into My Bloodstream. I’ve decided that eating fistfuls of potting soil is the next best thing.

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this is actually legitness

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To my multiple Texas friends, acquaintances and coworkers who have commented that they’re “surprised how much cooler it is this year, probably because all of the storms” do I have some articles for you!

Tldr:

El Niño:

La Niña

These occur on roughly a 7 year cycle. ROUGHLY.

And yes. Climate change will: make drought conditions worse for TX during la Niña (check), and make storm/flooding events worse during el Niño (check). I am tired of explaining this to passers-by.

And to that one coworker. No. A cooler year does not mean climate change got better.

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with love. you have to fact check shit. yes you. you still have to fact check shit. a lot of people are great at fact checking stuff they don’t want to be true, but somehow are still absolute ass at fact checking stuff that’s rhetorically convenient to them. even people my age, who I KNOW grew up doing internet/bibliography literacy workshops, and being warned not to believe anything that isn’t reliably sourced, people who DO harp on fact checking conservative output or whatever, are still kneejerk sharing unsourced shit that is partially or wholly untrue or misleading, because it suits whatever narrative they’re pursuing in that moment, without even a “take this with a grain of salt”. fact check!!!!!! look at the sources!!!!! yes it’s a drag!!! do it!!!!!

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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Never trust an asexual who says “for fuck’s sake.” They do not hold stock in the sake of the fuck they are lying and manipulating you

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dropping food when you're already sad is such an intense emotion. Just the most fucking wretched self indulgent pity. One time I spilled a bowl of ice cream when i had already spent most of the day sobbing and honestly im still chasing that high

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My take on tmagp 42 is that maybe this whole shebang should have been explicitly a sequel and a split timeline (edit: ok not timeline but iykyk) from the beginning