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unironically i love when im sitting w a dog in his suite and he'll go and take 12726183974 gigaslorps of water and then he will immediately go to give me the worlds wettest kiss. its like a blessing
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“Do not be afraid” 👁️👁️👁️
Biblically accurate Hatsune Miku ^^
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Reblog daily for health and prosperity
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if your tiktok doesnt have closed captioning then it's a shitty tiktok. glad we all agree here
#im not turning on my sound for you jackass#if youre saying anything important then caption it#tiktok#pools.personal
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why did i think the superbowl was today
#its superbowl SUNDAY gdi#i was getting myself all excited for snacks#now i gotta wait like 4 more days#man this sucks#pools.personal
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seeing those posts about protests telling people to skip work like... do you realize how fucking fired you would be if you just didnt show up to work. like that's an insta-termination in every single job ive worked anywhere. i guess you can call out fake sick for a day or use up your pto but im not fucking doing that.
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fun facts about sharks



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Twirlerina loves taking ballet lessons! She war born in October, her favorite color is crimson, and her favorite gemstone is opal.
After drawing Pearly Pie in my last post, I remembered all the fun I had as a kid playing with my best friend, who had Twirlerina. I drew this as an homage to those countless playtimes. 🩵
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an old coworker who moved to a different team (and possibly a crush 🫣) also said i should apply. mann idk if im ready for whatever responsibilities Supervisor comes with.
i applied for team lead (a step under supervisor) a few months ago, which i had complete confidence that i would get, and was passed over for a different coworker who i didnt even consider competition for the promotion. i was crushed. i really really dont know if i could risk that feeling again so soon.
but hmmmmmmmm......
we have an opening for the animal care supervisor position and boss said id be rly good at it 🥹 i wasn't originally going to go for it, but now, maybe....
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spin this list of all of the pokemon. you are now that pokemon.
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we have an opening for the animal care supervisor position and boss said id be rly good at it 🥹 i wasn't originally going to go for it, but now, maybe....
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im glad yall are having fun with pokemon tcgp but idk. a png on my phone is not at all equal to the joy i get from opening a physical pack of cards. it's not even close. how could i possibly get excited about a card on my phone it's just any other gacha game at that point!! at least with the cards i can have a physical collection and have cards that im proud of and build my own decks and have something to actually show for all the money ive spent. idk. im not impressed by your png collection on your phone
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The t-poses for snake-like Pokémon
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