slamminslamminmcgill
slamminslamminmcgill
the patron saint of daddy issues
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slamminslamminmcgill · 7 hours ago
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CONGRATS ON ZOHRAN MAMDANI WINNING MY MAN 🎉🎉🎉🎉 time for him to make public transit affordable so orgies and hookups become even more accessible
i will die for the glory of the 4 boroughs (not staten island)
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slamminslamminmcgill · 3 days ago
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thinking abt dr james wilson and his big fat cock rn. need him manhandling me and pinning me down to 69 me and he eats my holes NASTYYY. slapping my t-dick to make me squirt type shit
finagling his thick cock into my mouth and letting him drill my throat, timing my breath to his every thrust. moaning from how he eats me but it’s just garbled spitting. pulling that cock out and drooling all over it, slicking it up with two hands. slapping myself with that fat cock and laughing maniacally when i feel that getting him harder. tongue worshipping his balls and ass. yknow
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slamminslamminmcgill · 3 days ago
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any pussy eating tips? I wanna be better at it for my bf
honestly idt i can give any technical tips bc pussy eating is so individualized. every person likes it done a lil differently.
all i can rly say is start off gentle and just vibe out!! explore. fuck around. pussy eating is fun lol i can stay down there for a while it’s so relaxing. keep communication open and be in tune with your partner. chances are you’ll feel it if they like what you’re doing :3
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slamminslamminmcgill · 3 days ago
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do you have any good sx toy recommendations?:3
lovense vibrators are rly good i have a few by them. rn i have the domi, ridge, lapis, and dolce. used to have the lush 2 but it broke 💔 they’re expensive but they go on sale pretty often and it has long-distance controls so you can let your oomfs control your vibe
i also rly recommend the transmasc pump by new york toy collective bc it’s a pump specifically for t-dicks :33 i get a lot of mileage out of it
alsoooo for butt stuff id recommend glass/metal plugs and beads. glass beads feel REALLY good sliding in and out hehehe.
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slamminslamminmcgill · 3 days ago
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also a couple ppl got me to squirt just by slapping my cunt 🫣
in the uber omw to my first post hysto orgy wish me luck chat 🙏
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slamminslamminmcgill · 3 days ago
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https://www.tumblr.com/househrt/786708091310948352/what-if-wilson-always-pisses-right-next-to-house
i thought this might be right up your alley
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slamminslamminmcgill · 3 days ago
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wilson gets rly whiny and embarrassed when you rim him but house gets MEAN!!!!!!!!! telling you what a gross slut you are. he can’t believe you’re doing this. and you’re getting off on it too. frantically rubbing yourself while you fuck your tongue in and out of his asshole. he likes to hold your head down and smother you in him
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slamminslamminmcgill · 3 days ago
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within 5 minutes i had a dilf sitting on my face 69ing me giving me NASTY head :33
deepthroated some cock and tried to eat his ass but the angle didnt work :P
got my ass ate tho and got fucked rly hard too my pussy is def in working order 🥰🥰🥰 she’s tighter too
in the uber omw to my first post hysto orgy wish me luck chat 🙏
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slamminslamminmcgill · 4 days ago
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in the uber omw to my first post hysto orgy wish me luck chat 🙏
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slamminslamminmcgill · 5 days ago
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house and wilson making you chug water all day and not letting you piss until you’re in between them. wilson in your cunt and house in your ass. wilson pressing down on your bladder and reassuring you. go ahead. it’s okay. just let it out, buddy. and house says that your dads want to feel you pissing yourself on their cocks. come on, son. piss all over the dick you came out of, you dumb slut.
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slamminslamminmcgill · 5 days ago
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had my last post op appt today (technically yesterday bc it’s after midnight ☝️🤓) and i got cleared!!! 🥳 my surgeon said i’m good to go and she told me i still had a lil green suture in there so i managed to pluck it out when i got home LMAO
post-hysto my pussy feels tighter?? still juicy as ever but kinda. stiff i guess is the word i’d use lol. like when fucking myself w/ toys i need to go slower ig
anywayyyy going to an orgy tomorrow night so i’m throwing my newly-neutered coochie out the nest. fly bitch. gonna see how she handles herself on the field 😎
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slamminslamminmcgill · 6 days ago
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im a voyeur and a pervert and a nosy gossipy bitch before anything so PLEAAAAASE PLS PRETTY PLEASE post the most nasty detailed account of how you got railed when u can finally use ur pussy again. do it for the cockstarved tguys ur like our jesus
i gotchu bby i gotchu im going to be Disgusting i need dp YESTERDAY
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slamminslamminmcgill · 6 days ago
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ONE MORE SLEEP UNTIL PUSSY CLEARANCE 🥳🥳🥳 got my 2 month post op appt w/ my surgeon tmrw
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slamminslamminmcgill · 7 days ago
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Wanna be fucked so full of cum that I'm a whining panting mess, keep fucking your cum back into me as it starts to drip out because you've filled me completely up.
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slamminslamminmcgill · 7 days ago
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i love your work btw if you couldnt tell by my incessant liking of your joel content
unlocked a few things along the way too :p
asked anonymously because im shy
TY!!!!! pls dont be shy im not scawy 🥺🥺 im just a big city whore w/ adhd and a boyvag and access to drugs
i honestly love when ppl tell me they find out smth bc of my work like yasss bby omg if you’re inspired by me PLEEEEASE write ur own stuff we need more people writing x readers for tboys 💖✨🥹🏳️‍⚧️ happy pride
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slamminslamminmcgill · 7 days ago
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ALMOST GOT ASSAULTED?! ARE YOU OKAY?!
yeah im fine lol i work outside in new york city so you get crazy ppl sometimes
basically a homeless dude was yelling at me calling me a fag and he tried to attack me but he didn’t get to me i got away from him
i’m glad he didn’t get his hands on me and i have thick skin so im used to ppl calling me slurs but sometimes its scary being a visibly queer person in america ✌️😗 that’s why i fag it up as much as possible
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slamminslamminmcgill · 8 days ago
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almost got assaulted at work today for being a fag so uh. maybe send me some sexy prompts or ideas or smth. i need to queen out even harder. it’s pride month.
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