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so 2020 was a flop.

the last month killed off several dogs and my brother. hate new years now

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S/O has found a box of puppies and brought all twenty home! How do Hannibal, Sweeney, Hellboy, Sidney and Brahms react

Hannibal

Aw, the poor puppies. He helps you feed and bath them. Making sure they’re healthy.

You’re not going to keep all twenty, God forbid Hannibal has enough on his hands, he cannot manage twenty dogs. But he helps you make sure the puppies go to a good home.

You keep two. Hannibal trains them well. Now you have two loyal guard dogs to protect you when Hannibal leaves.

Sweeney

Oh no, He’s terribly allergic to dogs. He’s sneezing up a storm when you bring them in.

Ugh but they’re so cute and helpless he can’t tell you to go put them back. Instead, he helps you find good homes from them, with non-awful people. (Which is hard because he hates everyone.)

Probably caves and keeps one, even though they still make him sneeze.

Hellboy

Puppies!!!! Oh my god! How could someone abandon these precious babies!

He’ll probably want to keep at least 3, Raising them with his cats. Those dogs are going to grow up thinking they’re cats now.

The rest he makes sure they go to other Agents (That he likes), Johann and Liz adopt some. You all get together for Puppy playdates.

Sidney

Oh god. Where did you get all those puppies, and why did you bring them home.

She’s a little miffed at first, but nobody can resist puppies. Even Sid. Soon she’s laying on the floor letting them crawl all over her.

She makes sure you can find them a good home. But she doesn’t allow you to keep one. It’s not because she doesn’t like them, she’s worried that Ghostface would kill them.

Brahms

Brahms loves dogs and has no impulse control. Congratulations you have twenty dogs now.

He has a big enough house and grounds for them, and he spoils them like babies.

Sleeping in bed is a nightmare now, they all want to cuddle with you and Brahms.

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5 avengers that borrowed Cap’s shield + 1 that kept it

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Tamed Beast

💖Patreon 🛒Redbubble: Spatziline

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Hey

I’m doing requests again if y’all are into that.

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What about a yandere leatherface who takes the male reader as his after he murders his friends ❤

I resent this to myself because the original sender had some errors in the ask!

But yes! I love Leatherface so I’m totally down for this, I know some people differentiate between Thomas Leatherface and Bubba Leathersface and tbh I do too. For this I’ll do Bubba just because ??

i got hella carried away with this woops

Tw: kinda angsty?, mentions of death but not yours or bubbas so

Keep reading

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Request: Romantic Headcanon for 682

I just want some cuddly, protective, cutie stuff, Yk?

Note: oh I know

Big boyo let’s you climb on his back

He likes it when you fall asleep on or with him because nobody wants to go close enough to wake you up. 

Although I don’t think they actually FEED him at the Foundation, if it were to be a regularly scheduled thing, he would most likely make you cool sculptures out of the bones from the meat he gets.

“Humans are gross” “I know right”

Lizard licks LizARD LICKS-

Surprisingly, he likes it when you pet him. But he’s very big and your hands are too small. You gotta rub him with your whole arm from your elbow down.

Carries you by the back of your shirt if you aren’t going to sit on his back.

Looks at you with his side eyes when you’re not looking. 

Big boyo needs some loving- but just from you! Other humans are annoying.

There’s a game the two of you play. You sit on his tail and he swishes it back and forth. You have to hang on tight and try not to fall (even though you’re less than two feet off the ground) as he keeps swaying faster.

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Where the fuck did I get followers?

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I definitely would!

Hi if anyone wants to RP let me know

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What do the slashers think of alien xenomorph and pumpkinhead? Also do they cause some troubles around and do they act like dogs?

Pennywise: they know they are not dogs! They just keep acting like that so the kids will like them and let them in! If they get in, they can eat everything we have here, especially my, Creeper’s and Randy’s food! Pretty smart… -_-’

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Kayako: If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Sadako. Break out the L-word.

Sadako: Lesbian?

Kayako: The other L-word.

Sadako: …Lesbians?

@gummy-trash

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Duda (mun): I wanted to post this before, but… reasons! -\_:/_/-

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Wanted to do a bodyswap between characters (based on the way I draw them) and… 

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What are your favorite or underrated female slashers/villains?

Oh gurl I got a couple of them, here goes:

Sadako Yamamura from “Ringu”

Samara Morgan from “The Ring”

Kayako Saeki from “Ju-On”/”The Grudge”

Eli from “Let the right one in”

The girl from “A girl walks home alone at night”

Countess Marya Zaleska from “Dracula’s daughter”

The Bride from “Bride of Frankenstein”

Carrie White from “Carrie”

Rachel Lang from “The rage: Carrie 2″

Tiffany Valentine from “Bride of Chucky”

Mary Shaw from “Dead Silence”

Esther Coleman from “Orphan”

Queen Akasha from “Queen of the damned”

Annie Wilkes from “Misery”

Jennet Humfry/The Woman in black from “The Woman in black”

Diana Walter from “Lights out”

Jennifer Check from “Jennifer’s body”

The Alien Queen from “Aliens”

Elvira mistress of dark

Matilda Dixon/The Tooth fairy from “Darkness falls”

Regan McNeil/Pazuzu from “The Exorcist”

Mademoiselle from “Martyr”

Dawn O’keefe from “Teeth”

Female Cenobite/Deepthroat from “Hellraiser”

Morticia and Wednesday Addams from “Addams family”

Lily Munster from “The Munsters”

Vampira

Angela Baker from “Sleepaway camp”

The nun/Valak from “The conjuring 2″

These are the ones I can think of for now, but there probably many more.

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Tiffany, Carrie, Harley, Liz and Kayako finding their s/o in the kitchen with soot on their face and a bowl of flaming cereal. “All I did was pour it into the bowl...”

Tiffany

She wakes up to a bang and immediately comes running into the kitchen to see you standing at the kitchen table in shock, holding a singed box of frosted flakes. The cereal bowl smoking and your face covered in soot.

“W-What happened?” She asks absolutely astonished.

You’re just as shocked as she is, as the bowl of cereal catches fire. “All I did was pour it into the bowl…” you sputtered out.

Tiffany slowly walks forward and takes the box of cereal from your hands.

“How about I make breakfast dollface.” She nervously chuckled.

Carrie

Carrie’s groggily making a pot of coffee when a small explosion from the kitchen wakes her up, she drops a mug in shock and runs into the kitchen stubbing her toes on various objects.

You’re standing there looking at a burnt box of Reese’s pieces coco puffs and back at the bowl which is smoldering and your face and pajamas are covered in soot.

“What happened?” She gasped out, rushing to your side, using her pajama sleeve to wipe your face off.

“All I did was pour it into the bowl!” You whine out. Carrie takes the box away from you and throws the bowl into the sink.

“Wanna go out for breakfast?” She suggests. You nod

Harley

There is a boom loud enough to shake the whole house. Harley falls out of the bed before crawling downstairs to see what going on.

Your flat on your ass in the kitchen. cereal is everywhere, Your face is covered in soot, and smoke is filling the room.

“All I did was pour it into the bowl!” You cough. Harley reached into the bowl and pulled out what was left of one of her mini bombs. How did that get in there?

Quickly she hid it behind her back, and lean down to give you a kiss on the forehead. “Don’t worry, Pudding. How ‘bout I take care of breakfast?”

Liz

She’s standing in line for the crappy cafeteria food, waiting to go join you over at the table when she hears a bang, she and all the other agents look over to see you sitting there in shock as your bowl of lucky charms has gone up in flames.

Immediately she drops her tray of oatmeal and orange slices and runs over to you. As you seemed unharmed, but covered in soot and in total shock.

“What happened? She asked. Taking a napkin and wiping your face as everyone gathers around to see what happened. “ “All I did was pour it into the bowl!” You exclaim.

Liz looks at the cereal bowl, dumping out all the contents. Before spotting a little sigil at the bottom. Oh great, we have another fairy infestation. Someone call the exterminator.

Kayako

Kayako likes to get her daily lurking in, it’s a hobby at this point. She was minding her own business when she heard an explosion coming from the kitchen.

Quickly she rushed to the kitchen, to find Toshio laughing wildly, as you sat at the kotatsu with a face full of soot, and a flaming bowl of cereal.

She’s at your side at an instant brushing your face off, making sure you’re unharmed. “All I did was pour it into the bowl…” You huff. She looks at Toshio who nods, confirming your story.

She looks at you to the bowl to you to the bowl, all while Toshio’s still giggling as she tries to figure out what happened.

Finally, she just takes the bowl away, throwing it into the sink. Hmm, let’s find you something else to eat.