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Daemon : And now you see me. You read me. You hear me. From my mind to yours. From nothing but a neuron. A thought given shape and word and meaning

me tryna hit:

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When Daemon is close: he’d glitch more consistently, appearance changing at a rapid pace, and his words incoherent due to the glitches.

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SEE I KNEW CHANCE REMINDED ME OF SOMEONE

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Curt is “Nuh uh” and Rod is “Yuh huh”.

(It can go both ways)

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Doug secretly wears hot pink thongs. Okay that’s the post.

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I love Betty… sue me…

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Hear me out… QPR Curt and Rod…

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Curt and Rod smut headcanons

note: In the toliet while writing ts 💔💔 (pun intended)

They probably be fighting on who gets to fuck your sex. Like this:

— “I called dibs on them!” Rod retorts back as he glares at Curt. But Curt scoffs at Rod.

— “But I’m like… seven minutes old than you! Yeah! So therefore I WILL go first, sorry not sorry!” Curt sticks his tongue out to taunt Rod.

They’re so competitive like it gets to a point where they actually start dragging you to their mess.

— “Y/N! Tell Curt that it’s my turn to fuck you!” Rod points at Curt who was already spreading your legs while you lay down on the mattress on your back. Curt looks at Rod with a pout.

— “No! You had your turn yesterday! Don’t drag Y/N into this!” Curt snaps back at Rod. And the argument CONTINUES for another hour.

Sometimes the two would joke around and throw some insults (playfully)

— “Hol hol up,” Rod stops thrusting to you and looks at Curt with a barely held in laughter expression. “Why the fuck do you moan like that?” Rod giggles when he sees Curt opening his eyes when his name is mentioned.

— “U-uh what? Their throat is good… like really good.” Curt scoffs, his cheeks flushed at a darker shade. “What do I moan like?”

— Rod begins to let out obnoxious wanton moans in the bedroom which almost made you crack up in laughter. Curt sees this and scoffs. “WELL GOD FORBID I EXPRESS HOW GOOD THEIR THROAT IS!” Curt yells at him, having no shade to throw at them anyway.

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— “Did you just said, “take Rod’s rod like a good pet”?” Rod scoffs at Curt’s attempt on dirty talking. “Say, “take Rod’s cock”. Ya pussy!” Rod laughs at his face while Curt playfully pushed him gently.

— “Shut up, I wasn’t thinking because I was lost in their freaking walls clenching down on me.” Curt tries to defend himself, despite coming off as poorly.

— “Aw, look who can’t say dick, Y/N!” Rod continues to egg on him because of that slip up. “DICK, BALLS, COCK, PENIS. THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE SCARED OF?!” Rod shouts out loud to purposely make Curt flustered.

— “Man, shut your bitchass up!” Curt says.

I don’t see them THAT kinky… I mean. They’re in the middle-ish and leaning more freaky.

Their kinks are:

Brat taming (both receiving and giving)

Praise kink (both receiving and giving)

(Slight) bondage play (both giving and receiving [but leaning to giving])

Dirty talking (both receiving and giving)

Teasing (both receiving and giving)

After care with them is a solid 8/10. They’d give you check in’s or maybe offering to gossip with each other if you’re not tired. That, or you will get snuggled by them when you guys fall asleep.

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Curt and Rod smut headcanons

note: In the toliet while writing ts 💔💔 (pun intended)

They probably be fighting on who gets to fuck your sex. Like this:

— “I called dibs on them!” Rod retorts back as he glares at Curt. But Curt scoffs at Rod.

— “But I’m like… seven minutes old than you! Yeah! So therefore I WILL go first, sorry not sorry!” Curt sticks his tongue out to taunt Rod.

They’re so competitive like it gets to a point where they actually start dragging you to their mess.

— “Y/N! Tell Curt that it’s my turn to fuck you!” Rod points at Curt who was already spreading your legs while you lay down on the mattress on your back. Curt looks at Rod with a pout.

— “No! You had your turn yesterday! Don’t drag Y/N into this!” Curt snaps back at Rod. And the argument CONTINUES for another hour.

Sometimes the two would joke around and throw some insults (playfully)

— “Hol hol up,” Rod stops thrusting to you and looks at Curt with a barely held in laughter expression. “Why the fuck do you moan like that?” Rod giggles when he sees Curt opening his eyes when his name is mentioned.

— “U-uh what? Their throat is good… like really good.” Curt scoffs, his cheeks flushed at a darker shade. “What do I moan like?”

— Rod begins to let out obnoxious wanton moans in the bedroom which almost made you crack up in laughter. Curt sees this and scoffs. “WELL GOD FORBID I EXPRESS HOW GOOD THEIR THROAT IS!” Curt yells at him, having no shade to throw at them anyway.

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— “Did you just said, “take Rod’s rod like a good pet”?” Rod scoffs at Curt’s attempt on dirty talking. “Say, “take Rod’s cock”. Ya pussy!” Rod laughs at his face while Curt playfully pushed him gently.

— “Shut up, I wasn’t thinking because I was lost in their freaking walls clenching down on me.” Curt tries to defend himself, despite coming off as poorly.

— “Aw, look who can’t say dick, Y/N!” Rod continues to egg on him because of that slip up. “DICK, BALLS, COCK, PENIS. THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE SCARED OF?!” Rod shouts out loud to purposely make Curt flustered.

— “Man, shut your bitchass up!” Curt says.

I don’t see them THAT kinky… I mean. They’re in the middle-ish and leaning more freaky.

Their kinks are:

Brat taming (both receiving and giving)

Praise kink (both receiving and giving)

(Slight) bondage play (both giving and receiving [but leaning to giving])

Dirty talking (both receiving and giving)

Teasing (both receiving and giving)

If you get hurt on one of their banters in sex, don’t like it, or whatever the reason that you don’t want them to be unserious. You guys have a safeword of it which is, “Curtains”

(This is different than the other safe word which is: “Red”, which means you wanna stop this intercourse)

After care with them is a solid 8/10. They’d give you check in’s or maybe offering to gossip with each other if you’re not tired. That, or you will get snuggled by them when you guys fall asleep.

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No cuz imagine getting backshots from Doug and when you look over your shoulder, he looks at you like this: “(˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)” like how tf am I gonna take him serious plss

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Doug (Existential Dread) smut headcanons

note: This is a remake headcanons of Doug [but a bit more mean (?)]

pt. 1 smut headcanons

His dirty talking and degrading play is absolutely INSANEEEE. He’d probably be like, “Take you worthless slut” while whispering in your ear, or he’d say, “My bitch” while growling in your ear 😭…

His dick is thick. I just KNOW it. So thick that you thought you might see a glimpse of heaven for a second.

He’s DOMINANT. There’s no in between, he’s specifically a hard dom. I’M TELLING YOUU!!

His kinks/fetishes are:

Degradation (giving)

Humiliation (giving)

Dacryphilia (receiving)

Oral sex (receiving)

Brat taming (both receiving and giving)

Depending of your kinks, he’d probably judge you (ssighhh sorry). Any freaky, niche kink you may have… he will judge you 😭. Yes including praise, he thinks you’re too “vanilla” or some shit. You need to find some middle ground and leaning to a bit more freakier to get his attention or something. The dude is really fucking picky LIKE HELLA PICKY.

He doesn’t admit it, but he lowkey likes it when you “attempt to” keyword on “attempt”, to dominate him. He’ll play along, pretending you got him submissive and all. But he’ll immediately pin you down on whichever surface he can find, bend you down, and fuck you there 😨.

I could see him more rough when you guys are FWB. But if you stay in this relationship longer and persistent, despite him texting his side chicks or some shit like that. I feel like he’d kinda pity you, so therefore is a BIT softer, actually— just a pinch of softer when you guys have sex. He is not gonna admit he pities you, hell nah!

A decent aftercare with him? BROCHACHO?! WHAT’S THAT?!?! 🤣🤣😂😂

His after care is kinda ass not gonna lie. Like after getting your brain into mush, he’d probably just go back to texting Abbie from “WattsApp” on his phone to see if she unblocked him. If he’s feeling generous, he’d probably give you the time to converse with him before leaving you or give you a water bottle. THAT or he’s willing to doomscroll with you if he’s feeling nice. (WOW! WHAT A GREAT BOYFRIEND /sarc)

(Mind you, he rarely feels nice. Fork found in the kitchen ahh fact, but whatever)

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yepppp. need them biblically.

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A HAREM???? BITTER EXES??? LOVE TRIANGLE???? FIGHTING OVER ME?????? BOTH OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME???? GOING AT IT?????? PASSIONATELY KISSING ON THE LIPS???????? FUCKING PERHAPS????? I GOT TWO HANDS BABY AND THEY’RE MADE FOR JERKING

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Daemon is a service switch

WHO SAID THAT.

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RIGHT NOW, THAT’S LEADING ME ON. IF YOU DON’T WANNA BE WITH ME THEN JUST FUCKING TELL ME THAT 💔💔💔

(Middle says that he’s texting Abbie all night. Since she forgot to block him on “WattsApp”)

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If Hector ever pisses me off, I’m just gonna fart to the vent so he can be suffocated in my fart and be stuck there suffocated there while I run away