slavsquatting-rat
slavsquatting-rat
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Currently a knitting hate blog. Bow to crochet supremacy
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slavsquatting-rat 1 hour ago
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slavsquatting-rat 14 hours ago
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Tak jsem si zrovna p艡i spravov谩n铆 拧艌暖rek omylem p艡iv谩zala de拧tn铆k k bot臎... a jak se dneska m谩te vy?
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slavsquatting-rat 18 hours ago
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has this been done yet?
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slavsquatting-rat 22 hours ago
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Finished this in a 3 ply fractal spun 4:2:1 and ended up with ~450 yards.
Fiber is Ethereal Clouds, hand dyed by cashmereandcoconuts on Etsy.
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slavsquatting-rat 1 day ago
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bro i,m like two squeaks old
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I feel like it should be a legal requirement for craft patterns to have a cool name. When people ask what I'm making, I want to say "The Spider Battlefield" or something, not "Pattern 8".
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slavsquatting-rat 2 days ago
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Think smarter not harder
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Breaking news: old craft technique used to make your craft better does in fact make your craft look better. More at ten.
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slavsquatting-rat 2 days ago
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Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.
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slavsquatting-rat 3 days ago
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So I had to return a book to the library today and I came straight from the horse farm. I went to the front desk because it was an item on loan from another library and I wasn鈥檛 sure if it had to be checked in differently. The librarian said no, it could get returned in the normal slot but she could take it and check it in right away.
It was only when I got back to the car that I realized I had walked into the library covered in dirt from head to toe and handed back a book about grave robbing.
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slavsquatting-rat 3 days ago
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here鈥檚 your sign to do something spontaneous
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slavsquatting-rat 3 days ago
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Wisconsin White Deer Surprised by his own Antlers Shedding
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Starry Night Microsweater
2022 1.3" x 1.6" ~50,000 stitches, 76 stitches/inch 500+ hours in the making. Over 70 different colors of silk thread including thread combinations
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slavsquatting-rat 3 days ago
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my grandma sent me a picture of my dog with his new xmas present and i need a fucking inhaler LOOK AT HIM
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oh to feel a fraction of the unbridled joy he is experiencing
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