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[sleep-deprived-teenwolf-addict]

liam: theo, babe, you alright?

theo: ...

liam: come on, cheer up! he was just messing with you. it's what friends do.

theo: i just... i just can't believe he would betray me like this— *sad hiccup*

mason: you guys do realise that i only stole a spoonful of theo's ice cream? that's, like, nothing. he wouldn't even have noticed if y'all hadn't seen it.

liam: mason! you don't have to reopen theo's fresh wound! great, now he's reminded of your cruel betrayal.

theo: *growing vengeful* the bastard shall pay, for he hath sinned.

corey: ok, this innocent hang-out has turned into a literal drama reaaaal quick-

liam: whatever dost thou mean?

[sleep-deprived-teenwolf-addict]

it’s funny when people mention how i used to love books as a kid and ask why i don’t read anymore. like how do i explain that i still read, i just read fanfiction until 3am that sends me into a spiral without sounding insane

[sleep-deprived-teenwolf-addict]

Thinking about the fact that in the last ep of TW when Monroe was defeated, all the canon couples were seen together.

We saw every single one:

-Morey in the hospital

-Stydia and Scalia in the library

-even Jackson and Ethan in the locker room.

So it’s interesting to me that the directors and writers really decided to show Theo and Liam together too, when they could’ve easily shown Liam by himself talking into the radio.

Why show Theo standing behind him?

It’s just more proof that they were meant to a canon couple idc what anyone says.

[sleep-deprived-teenwolf-addict]

theo: liam? what are you doing?

liam: *closing his laptop with wide eyes* umm, nothing!

theo: okay, has anyone ever told you that you absolutely suck at lying?

liam: uhh, whaaat! no?

theo: liam, you’re just proving my point.

liam: that’s it, you’re done. leave me alone.

theo: not until you tell me what you were doing on that laptop of yours. was it a dating website? porn?

liam: *face turning red* i was looking at a— at a history documentary…

theo: about the history of undressing? c’mon, darling, you’re not fooling anyone.

liam: fine! i was looking for a gift. for your birthday. i wanted it to be a surprise.

theo: liam, i don’t deserve you, please forgive me and stay innocent. i’ll go dig myself a hole now, if you don’t mind.

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theo: you make it really, really hard for me to like you, liam, you know that?

liam: wait, so are you implying that you do like me?

theo: what? i didn’t say that-

liam: guys, theo said he likes me!!

stiles: oh boy, look at him giggling and kicking his feet.

scott: two teenage boys in love, how cute!

mason, sarcastically: theo likes liam? hahaa, who would’ve guessed?

theo: i would like to say that i hate all of you and hope you die alone in a horrible fire.

[sleep-deprived-teenwolf-addict]

liam: so, hypothetically, if i were to destroy my boyfriend’s truck, which i absolutely didn’t do, and proceed to tell my best friend about it first, which also almost definitely didn’t happen, would you say that — again, in the hypothetical sense of things — my boyfriend would have the right to be mad at me?

theo: why do i get the feeling like you’re trying to tell me something?

[sleep-deprived-teenwolf-addict]

i feel like since its basically canon at this point that theo has issues with touch i also had the thought of, what if he’s sleeping?

like sure the dread doctors made sure he sleeps with one eye open, but when he gets comfortable around people? you cannot wake that motherfucker up if hell itself sprung up from the ground. expect if its someone he’s not comfortable with.

but imagine scott tries to wake him up one day when he was sleeping on liam or near someone he’s comfortable with. and theo just. levitates. like he almost flings himself through the roof and poor scott’s just sitting there like “wtf did i do??”

[sleep-deprived-teenwolf-addict]

facing the horrors but at least there’s thiam fanfics.

[sleep-deprived-teenwolf-addict]

liam: stiles, just listen to me on this one, please!

stiles: fine, i’ll do it, dumb-bar!

theo: hey, you do not talk to him like that.

stiles: whatever, mr rae-ken’t-keep-his-eyes-off-liam.

scott: stiles! what crawled up your ass and died?

stiles: oh, absolutely nothing, mr mccall-ing-isaac-daddy-behind-closed-doors.

argent: okay, what the hell is going on in here?

stiles: everything’s peachy, mr argent-inian-girls-in-my-area!

argent: *colour draining from his face, eyes darkening, voice low* stiles… how did you get access to my search history? and why did you feel the need to do such a thing in the first place?

stiles: i, uhh… care about your personal life?

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liam: let’s say, if the pack was in danger, would you try to save all of us?

theo: no, just you.

liam: aww, babe, you’re so romantic!

stiles: did i hit my head this morning or do none of you actually realise how very unromantic that sounded?

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theo: i don’t like your attitude.

liam: well, i don’t like your snarky comments.

mason: guys, can we all just please agree to calm down and talk like adults?

theo: shut up, liam is being insufferable.

liam: and theo is being an asshole.

theo: you take that back right now!

liam: you first!

mason: guys?

*background yelling*

mason: G U Y S ?

[sleep-deprived-teenwolf-addict]

just know that whenever i’m smiling at my phone like an idiot — no, it is not because i just received a cute text from the love of my life, it is, in fact, because of two absolutely gay dorks who have just gone from enemies to lovers for the 1789th time this month.

[sleep-deprived-teenwolf-addict]

Thiam ~ Theo + Liam; moodboard.

[sleep-deprived-teenwolf-addict]

theo: wake up, liam, we gotta go!

liam: *rubbing the sleep from his eyes*

liam: theo?

theo: come on, we don’t have all day!

liam: dang, your morning voice is so hot.

theo: yeah, i know, now get your sleepy ass u— wait, what did you say?

liam:

liam: this isn’t a dream, is it

[sleep-deprived-teenwolf-addict]

see, the idea of thiam is so funny to me, because imagine liam telling his parents the story of how theo and him met—

“yeah, so, basically, theo tried to kill me and scott and pretty much everyone. we were lucky and didn’t die, but i can’t say that for everyone. oh yeah, and he killed his sister when he was nine! but that’s just water under the bridge — sorry, theo, no pun intended — we chill now. we’re dating, actually.”

[sleep-deprived-teenwolf-addict]

Scott: Wow you and Theo are home early from the movies. What happened?

Liam: We got kicked out because Theo wouldn't stop yelling diving scores as people jumped off the titanic.

Theo: That last guy had a solid 8, I'm telling you!

[sleep-deprived-teenwolf-addict]

*liam and theo are at a club*

bartender to liam: hey, looking good tonight!

liam: thanks!

theo: …

bartender: *smiles at liam*

theo: …

theo to bartender: i’m coming for you kneecaps.

liam: theo, we’ve been over this, he’s just my COUSIN, jesus—