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~Twisted series karaoke night~ PART 2

Jules :- YOU CAN TRAVEL THE WORLD ~

Josh :- BUT NOTHING COMES CLOSE TO THE GOLDEN COAST

Jules :- ONCE YOU PARTY WITH UH-US

Josh :- YOU'LL BE FALLING IN LOVE

Josh and Jules :- OH OH OH OH OH OH

Alex :- (too druck cus of the idiots above)

Alex :- CALIFORNIA GURLS WERE UNFORGETTABLE-

Ava , Jules , Josh, Bridget ,Rhys,Stella , Christian:- (flabbergasted) (⁠●⁠_⁠_⁠●⁠)

Alex :- DAISY DUKE BIKINIS ON TOP-

Jules :- (joins him anyways) SUNKISSED SKIN SO HOT WELL MELT YOUR POPSICLE~

Jules and Alex :- OH OH OH OHH OH OH OH !

Everyone except Christian :-

Christian:- (recording) this is the best day of my life :)

(Christian running away from Alex after showing him this be like)

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~Twisted series incorrect quotes~

Josh :- Ava look !

Josh :- They got girl skateboards 🛹

Ava :- (flabbergasted) ohmahgod

Josh:- You can skate now !

Ava:- They got gay skateboards 🛹 !

Josh :- (flabbergasted 0.2) ohmahgod !

Ava :- yOU can skate now !

Josh :- OMG we're FUCKING set

(Ava✋Josh high five)

(meanwhile Alex with the 1 yr old twins and Jules with her new engagement ring ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ)

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(TWISTED SERIES karaoke night) PART 1

Ava :- Baby though~

Josh :- Baby though~

Joshy :- I've closed my eyeeeeees~

Ava :- it's my turn •-•

Josh :- I knowww who youuu pretend I ammmmm.....~

Ava :- it's my turn •~•

Josh :- I knowww Whooo you pretend i ammmmmm~

Ava :- ok....(⁠｡⁠•́⁠︿⁠•̀⁠｡⁠)

(Alex and Jules ready to break his bones)

Josh :- uh- (can't read bcs drank too much)

Josh :- dOo mE tEee !

Alex and Jules :-

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(twisted series incorrect quotes)

Josh :- "will you date me ?, breathe if u say yes , recite the Bible in japanese if -"

Alex :- 神が天と地を創造された当初地は無形の空虚であり、暗闇が深層の顔を覆っていたのに対し、神からの風が水面に吹き荒れた。それから神は「光あれ」と言われました。そして光がありました。そして神は光が良かったのを見ました。そして神は光と闇を分けました......

Josh :- "what the- IS THAT ACTUALLY JAPANESE?!??"

Alex :- (holding his breath)神は光の日と呼ばれ、闇は夜と呼ばれました。そして、夕方があり、朝、最初の日がありました。そして神は言われた、「水の中にドームを作り、水と水を分けさせなさい」。それで神はドームを

Josh :- " AND YOU STOPPED BREATHING TOO !?!?? "

Alex :- 作り、ドームの下にある水とドームの上にある水を分けました。そして、そうでした。神はドームスカイと呼ばれました。そし

Josh :- "wha- I would've preferred if you'd beat me up and call me me gay dude"

Alex :- *pulls out glock* "....alright.bet"

(a few minutes after....)

*screaming in distance*

(Ava and Jules sipping tea)

Jules :-" I didn't think Alex was religious..."

Ava :- "he isn't...... :) "

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Masterlist booktop~

If u want to request or commission any headcanons for any romance novels I will certainly research and write them as I don't have a list of the books I've read..... will update it my lazy ass makes one.

~sleep deprived avi

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~Masterlist ~

Manhwa historical

What I write for (manhwa)

1)The villainess is a Marionette chp 21 (ongoing)

2)Beware the villainess

3)Who made me a princess

4)Flirting with the villains dad

5)Death is the only ending for the villainess

6)Revenge wedding

7)Your throne

8)The remarried empress

9)Father I don't want to get married

10)Actually I'm the real one

11)Into the light once again

12)I became the villains mother

13)My mother is in a contract marriage

14)I shall master this family

15)I'm Stanning the prince

16)Men of the harem

17)The villainess turns the hourglass

18)I woke up as the ugly duckling (ongoing)

19)Light and shadow

20)Ways to save the female leads brother

21)Being raised by villains

22)How to get my husband on my side

23)Becoming the villains family (ongoing)

24)Author of my own destiny (complete)

25)Your ultimate love rival (ongoing)

26)The villainess wants a divorce(complete)

27)Kill the villaines (complete)

28)When the villainess is in love

29)The monstrous Dukes adopted daughter chp 20

30)Taming the tyrant

31)Becoming the dark heros daughter

32)I adopted a villainous dad

33)Lord baby runs romance fantasty nobel with cash (complete season 1)

33)Philomel the fake

34)I became the male leads adopted daughter

35)Survival methods for the canon fodder daughter

36)Under the oak tree

37)If saving the immoral beast

38)Of all things I became a crow!

39)I became the mother of the bloody male lead

40)I found a husband when I picked up the mL

41) turning a mad do into a genteel Nobel

42)the villains daughter plans to runaway

(these are the manhwas that I will take requests and also write abt in the future..)

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Kai and isabella's

~Bachelorette party

(Isabella's Bachelorette)

Isabella and the girls decided on Hawaii for the Bachelorette party (yay)

Viviana leaving Josie with Luca and Leaf much to Dantes discontentment...he wanted to take her (both) with him :(

Dominic (reluctantly) letting Alessandra go with the girls during her pregnancy

(after reassuring him a thousand times + Isabella swearing on her life to not go feral on the trip)

Isabella threatening telling Sloane that she will throw her phone off the jet if she checked it one more time

Them actually having a well deserved rest and enjoying their time in hawai

Going to beaches , sunbathing, binge watching cheesy Hawaiian romcoms (Sloane insisted) , renting yachts (and a cruise later as Isabella insisted)

Playing drinking games ( Alè drank mocktails) dirty games (ifykyk) male strippers (this idea was shot down before it could leave the owners mouth)

and ofc reviewing isabella's ever famous dildos and other weird sex toys that only she could have.

All in all isabella's Bachelorette was a weirdly successfully therapeutic vacation for the girls

(meanwhile Kai's Bachelorette)

Ok..right of the bat ,me and you both know that ain't no one wanna be here

they're all Billionaires with a capital B and have things to do that are better than this crap (as said by some of the men)

But..they also have wives/girlfriend/fiance

That means if Isabella and friends are having a bachelorette party

then Kai and friends (?) will also have to have a bachelorette party

Kai very depressingly enthusiastically decided on London for the Bachelorette party.....yay...so.. innovative...

So now here they are sitting in one of the most luxurious penthouse in London doing..... nothing... :D

(they are doing something but it's boring as fuck)

Dominic drowning himself in work ! Who would have thought that !

(also him Calling alè hundred times to check on her but her not being able to because of the " don't pickup calls from husband for one week")

(him looking at the ultrasound and literally counting down to when Alè and their baby will come back)

Dante on a 4 hour video call with Josephine seeing her draw... something that is so out of the box ! that he had to brainstorm for 2 hours on what exactly was it that his daughter was drawing with green and red!!

(he also tried calling Vivian but she had to also follow the "don't take calls from husband for one goddamn week" rule)

Kai trying to translate that one book that Isabella said he couldn't translate in Latin ever. ( It was Kamasutra ರ⁠_⁠ರ )

(giving up after the 1st chapter because he wanted to bleach his eyes ")

(not him also calling Isabella who blocked him btw (bcs she set the rules duh it was girls vacation dum bish)

And finally Xavier (who was forced into this trip because Sloane thought that he needed to hang around "decent" people once in a while )

(Also he missed her too much to stay in the same house without her...London was a great distraction....maybe 😃)

Xavier doing sad single things that people do nowadays....

I can see him going "what do un-single people do nowadays ?!.... Other than responsibly being in a relationship ?!"

Not him giving up and just binge watching cheesy romcoms...feeling single again....sad golden retriever :(

Being the sly fox he is he decided to text Sloane..which she texted him back to....it continued for a while until Isabella found out.....need less to say Sloane now has a new phone and number 😀...

DONE.

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes!

THANKS LOL

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(Josh and Jules new house experiences)

(inspired from the couples channel andy nd Michelle btw)

Jules :-" Tell me why my boyfriend likes to ask me where things are around the house as if he doesn't live here himself !?! "

Jules :- "so literally this morning Josh was downstairs making breakfast right ? And I was in our room getting ready."

Jules :- and I just heard him from upstairs go " rEd wHeReS tHe kEtChUp ?! "

Josh :- "I LOOKED IN THE DOORS I LOOKED IN THE TRAY-"

Jules :-" and I'm like " babe it's in the fridge it's literally ALWAYS been in the FRIDGE since we got ketchup it has NOT moved "

Josh :- (in the background) " where in the fridge !?! "

Jules :-" and then I'm like coming downstairs and I'm purposefully stomping to make him scared "

Jules :- and I'm like "babe...if I find it ..🙂🔪"

Josh :- "I LOOK IN THE DOORS I LOOK IN THE TRAY-"

Jules :- " he SAYS he LOOKS as in he just peeks doesn't move ANYTHING to look "

Jules :- and then I'll come downstairs look in the fridge and see "babe it's literally right there.."

Josh :-" I don't know OKAY ?it's like she's witch . IT JUST MAGICALLY APPEARS AFTER I SCOURED TROUGH ALL THE SHELVES"

Josh :- "she walks down the stairs and ofcourse it just MAGICALLY APPEARS WHERE ITS SUPPOSED TO BE I DONT UNDERSTAND :( "

Jules :- "ITS BECAUSE YOURE NOT LOOKING"

Josh :- "I AM LOOKING"

Josh :- " (widens eyes) IM USING MY EYEBALLS TO LOOK AS FAR AS I CAN"

Josh :- " BUT YOU MAGICALLY MAKE IT APPEAR... how's that fair :⁠'⁠( "

Jules :- " it's literally in the SAME EXACT PLACE"

Josh :- (serious face) "it's not fair."

Alex and Ava :- " ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ " (in mind) " why are we here again...?"

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(twisted series as hazbin hotel dialogues)

Ava :- 🎶 something tells me that today will be a happy day in hell..! 🎶

Alex :- ok..but just don't sing to them

Jules :- (grinning) that bitch is halfway down the street.

Alex :- is she...

Jules :- OH, shes dancing.

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Josh :- Go

Sofia :- why don't you have a wife?

Josh :- wow...and how do you know I don't?

Sofia:- do you have a wife?

Josh :- well... No...

Sofia :- then why don't you have a wife?

Josh :- ehh.... Her turn!

Niko :- How many friends have you got?

Jules :- oh uhm... Three?

Niko :- that's not many...

Sofia :- why have you got only three friends?

Jules :- well uhm....Back to him!

Sofia :- why do we only see you sometimes?

Josh :- because I work as a doctor?

Niko :- is that why you don't have a wife?

Josh :-