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Hewo dearie!! I’m curious what stabcufs are, and idk sound like something you’d name a handcuff picker -🕷 anon
oh someone on this old back up account, what a surprise sdjfchbgsj- it’s actually stabcups! they’re not really a thing, just something one of my anons on my main typoed or smth and i thought was funny enough to be immortalized in my backup account’s name sdjkhbcfsjd
#i only get on this thing to do gn posts so this was a pleasant surprise#the cryptid speaks#spider anon
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She’s the first one that I see, and I don’t know why
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YEAH THAT’S IT
Because Logan, you have to remember, isn’t just ‘logic’! As we’ve seen him in the series, he’s logic, (all of Thomas’s) knowledge, facts, his curiosity for logical/scientific pursuit, and more! So he is logic and intelligence and wisdom and science all in one single side!
And when you put these things together, give them a good shake and condense them into a single being... well.
He might know the most, but braincells? There are none to be found here my friend.
“Just because he’s the logical Side doesn’t mean he’s smart” - me about Logan, to my little brother. - Dee
also me right before I go on a himbo and/or chaotic Logan rant
#you ever not realize just how in love with smth you are til you go to talk about it#I feel like I could literally vibrate with love for chaotic/braincell-less logan#he's just#just so#*violently waves hands*#I'm sorry I don't have the words for it#3but I love him very very very much#bls never forget this#and if you ever do smth with him all y'all better tag me I swear#I'll die for you if you do#anyways sorr sorry#rant over#the cryptid speaks#argo#ts logan
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My little brother: Is Talyn a ‘them’ too? | me, excited he’s finally getting it: yes. - Dee
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Me, deciding to do some (due tomorrow) hw in school tomorrow (and leave smth due tomorrow at midnight till tomorrow, it’s long and a test grade and barely started): time to fuck myself over! -🌑
Listen man you shouldn’t do that but also mood
#3I'm very good at last minute bsing#tho again#bad idea#try to avoid doing that#but also mood#the cryptid speaks#moon anon
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“Just because he’s the logical Side doesn’t mean he’s smart” - me about Logan, to my little brother. - Dee
also me right before I go on a himbo and/or chaotic Logan rant
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‘sir’ me @ me @ my muse @ me all the time
So my brain has decided to give me a queerplatonic moxiety soulmate au. Rip me but how has your day been going - Dee
I demand every single detail about that au right this instant
And I’m good! Happy to be home early. Think I’mma try and work on one of my stacked up parental remile prompts.
#I love in a constant circle of deadpan disappointment shcfbshcfvsdjcf#but also!!!#I love this!!!!!#this is my type of angst!!!!#if you do anything more with this bls bls bls tell me#the cryptid speaks#qpr moxeity#ts virgil#ts patton#dee anon
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Dee-non - Dee
Thank you :)
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I know you got nerfed fjsk but I reblogged the queerplatonic moxiety soulmate ask earlier and added some details on my anon blog if you wanna check it out 👀 - Dee
Ooooh!!!! I’d love to see those!!!
Just uh
heh
Remind me what your anon blog is again?
#3normally I'd just go to my account#and check the reblogs of the ask#but uh#yeah#the cryptid speaks#dee anon
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a cuff, maybe? -C.C. (who most definitely is fine and not fuming or kidnapped by the fae)
Whoosh
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Me, who is at least mildly lactose intolerant: Eats really cheesy mac and cheese + drinks milk
Me an hour later: Why does my stomach hurt
#it's almost as if#eating lactose products#upsets my stomach#that can't properly break down lactose#at least not completely#who#wouldve#thunk#the cryptid speaks#the cryptid can't be trusted to take care of themself
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I made a hat a little bit ago... Maybe I could try a different pattern or yarn... -space anon
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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I heard crochet!! ( ˘ ³˘)♥ ( ˘ ³˘)♥ ( ˘ ³˘)♥ hm hm hm,,, what about a hat?
Whoosh
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:,( am sorry u got nerfed :,(
Thanks. I’m just happy I have a back-up for it now :/
#this happens waaaaay too often#I am sick of it#the cryptid speaks#one good thing is that since this is your first ask since your name change#and it's on this blog#I don't have to tag your old name for the tag switch off#I can just do#chris#and the chrono jump between here and starbucks will wash away the need to retag your deadname#so that's good
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Lia I’m bored, what should I crochet? Anons can offer suggestions as well! -space anon
Uhhhhhhhhhh
What does one even crochet
Uhh a duck
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tumblr better square up 😤
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Holy heck, you got nerfed AGAIN??? What did you do to piss Tumblr off, Lia? You didn't post a picture of *lowers voice dramatically* an /ankle/, did you?!
HJBDJVBHSJHBVDSHJCBJS
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