20yo, she/her // i desire headpats and hugs // 18+ ONLY MINORS DNI
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Oh to be a postwoman delivering love letters to nymphs
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i only wish to cuddle
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🍒cherry kittyyy🍒
Choose your character:
🍓strawberry cow🍓
🍑peach puppy🍑
🍌banana lamb🍌
🍒cherry kitty🍒
🥧pie piggy🥧
🥕carrot bunny🥕
🧀cheese mousy🧀
🍊orange fox🍊
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nail painting
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Alright but picture ur sub being needy and begging for your cock inside them. Saying things like “please, I just need you inside me.” being all whiny n stuff. so you oblige and make them straddle your lap and sit down with ur dick inside them. But then that’s it. they go to bounce or grind into you but you just grab their hips and steady them, saying “you only said you needed me inside you baby, not that you needed to be fucked.”
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Credit: AsuROCKS
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Small things that exude Big-Dick Energy:
when a guy drives calmly and safely
when they cook so competently and unself-conscious and focused on making the food
when a man rolls up button-ups to his elbows
when their eyes become softer when looking at you
Being kind
Speaking passionately about pretty much anything
stretching all casual-like
the act of loosening the necktie
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bro fuck the police and if you think otherwise get the actual fuck off of my blog you are not at all welcome not even a fucking little bit
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YOU ARE WANTED.
YOU ARE LOVED.
YOU ARE NEEDED.
♡ ♡ ♡
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#mine#(i edited this)#humour#this is my sfw blog#self rb#bc cishet men like to msg me more here lolol#op's meme is adorable tho
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The VIBES 😤
Last night at 11 me and a maccas employee were definitely eye fucking each other 👀
Like I asked for a big coke instead of large and this guy stared at my choker collar I work for e-girl edge and said “big...what?”
I then said very confidently 😂 “big cock” by accident and he started choking on his laughter while I tried hard to apologise .
And then he just casually flirted with me getting my fries and nuggets. And he was trying to pour my drink but the machine was fucking up and we just both stared at each other and laughed
I felt big fuck connection 😩🤲🧴
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*pets my stuffies and tucks them into bed*
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The captain is not pleased when she discovers a stowaway on her ship.
“My, my, what do we have here?” She has a dangerous glint in her eyes as she tilts your chin up with her sword. The chill of the metal sends goosebumps down your arms.
You attempt to explain yourself. “U-um…I-I just…well, you see-” The coarse wood of the cabin doors press against your back. There’s nowhere to run.
For some odd reason, she doesn’t look furious at all. In fact, she almost looks…entertained?
“So tell me, were you planning to rob us?” She drags the blade gently across the soft skin of your throat and you shudder.
“No! That’s not it. I-” You hesitate. You know full well why you followed the captain. Her drunken regales of treasure and riches in the tavern last night had had no effect on you. No - you were more compelled by her. You’d wanted to see more of her, her magnetic allure pulling you in. So, like an idiot, you’d clambered on board and hid away below deck.
But you’d rather die before admitting that.
“I just…wanted to have an adventure. I’ve never left my hometown before.” The words sound pathetic when spoken out loud and you cringe at yourself.
“An adventure, you say?” Her lips curl in the tiniest of smiles. “It’s not every day I find such an spontaneous companion. And such a cute one too. Don’t think I haven’t forgotten our dance last night.”
You flush with embarrassment, recalling how close you’d held her as you pranced across the floor. Your inhibitions had completely disappeared after a few mugs of ale and you’d sauntered up to the captain without a second thought.
You wish you had that same confidence now.
She sheathes her sword and takes a calculated step closer, gauging your reaction. She’s like a cat toying with a mouse and you tremble at the possibilities of what she might do.
She grabs your chin firmly and forces you to look up at her. Your wide-eyed gaze and flustered stammering only makes her smile deviously in response. “Hmm…as adorable as you are, I’ll have to punish you for sneaking on board like this. Can’t have my crew thinking I’ve gone soft.”
“W-wait! Please, don’t kill me! I’ll do anything!”
She looks genuinely surprised for a second. “Who said anything about killing you? I’m not a murderer, you know.” Again, her expression settles into a smirk. “However, you’ll find I have…other interesting methods of punishment.”
#borderline smut time :)#sometimes i smile evilly at the cliffhangers i come up with#self rb#bc i really like this idea heh
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someone: bear in mind…..
me:
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