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Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

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If anyone has ever told you that yarn isn't sentient they're LYING because not only is it sentient it's EVIL and it CHOSES TO TANGLE ITSELF SO IT'S HARDER TO WORK WITH

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Please meet Rube Goldberg.

While collecting eggs a couple of weeks ago, this egg slipped out of my hands from 5 feet up above wood, wire, and cement. Quail eggs are VERY fragile when it comes to impacts, so this egg's life flash before my eyes and time slowed down as I watched the world's most ridiculous accidental cartoon egg drop.

It somehow missed every obstacle on the way down (3 shelves) in order to land upon the side of a milk jug I had dropped the day before. It bounced off of that to a couple feet away, and hit the side of a hay bale. It bounced off of that, and somehow landed on the open lip of an empty feed back laying on the floor that I had put down under the towers to prevent the cement from sinking heat from the space. The bag gently collapsed, and rolled the pristine egg to a stop back at my feet.

I stared at it in disbelief. I took it inside and candled it- not a crack in it. So I noted the pen I got it from (CER) and scribbled "dropped?" on it. I figured SURELY it would not develop after that kind of nonsense, but when I candled at lockdown, the little thing was ready to go.

So, I stuck the egg into its own hatching bag, and sure as shit, the little fucker hatched!

And as if the rest of the story is not weird enough, this is possibly the first coturnix chick in the world who didn't immediately faceplant off of a human hand in the pursuit of the cold embrace of death. It just sat there, posing with the egg. Looking around like Hm so this is what being alive is... it's alright I guess.

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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

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the tiktok itself is funny but i’m deeply obsessed with this dog

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hey uh new type of ao3 spam comment just dropped. (I know it's spam because the fic they left this comment on . doesn't have chapters. lmfao). Report this kinda comment as spam and don't take it personally it is literally recycled bullshit

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The curse of the Noldor, King edition 👑

I'm sorry for the awful watermarks, but I couldn't find that part of the song on TikTok, and I didn't want to download it and edit it again.

This took months, and the distribution of that time was like 10% drawing the characters, 15% thinking about possible BG elements and drawing them, 50% procrastinating starting the editing, 15% animating the elements, 10% choosing and putting the transitions.

But I'm so happy that it's done 💖💖

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Hope is a thing with feathers

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65982475

A slightly different vision, throwing Humanity's fate off-course. A choice, that may adjust everything just a few degrees brighter than dark.

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Future world traveler, currently being a professional sleeper. Lara Hacker | Illustrator.

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I think it would be so funny if there was a show about King Arthur and the knight of the Round Table where a different knight(s) joins the Round Table every episode and it gets to the point where the cast is like 500 people and absolutely no one is acknowledging that there are like 400 people in this court. Like a gratuitous amount of knights. The plot randomly pivots to knight or knights of the week and then back but it’s not an anthology exactly. Some of them die the same day they join, some randomly disappear from the story and others are technically there for the rest of the series but doing fuckall. Occasionally Arthur will be like “Where has Sir Whatever gone?” and everyone will shrug. Very important quest surrounding the major knights you’re expecting and a minor knight no one has seen for 5 seasons randomly joins in. You need a knightly spreadsheet to join in.

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OP, I think you hit Final Destination... Have you considered that...?

hey guys check it out I can do a frontside 180 with my stomach haha

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oh no, save the baby!!

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did you guys see the poem from a couple of days ago in poetry dot org’s daily poem it was so good and a treat to read 

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Made a Plush inspired by two Fanfic-characters;

Virilomë from my fanfic 'Weft of Shadow' ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/53177056 )

and

Alaná in Chapter 117 from 'And I Feel Fin-e' ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/41126841/chapters/163148224 ) by @mynameisjessejk

Picture under Read More because SPUDER SPIDER, so beware if arachnophobia is a thing!

Pattern is named 'Arachnophobia Spider' by Revati Poole, all credit to them ( https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/arachnophobia-spider )