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This scientist crafts stunning visual art through chemistry.

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happy make a terrible comic day

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This came into my head and I had no choice but to make it real

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i remember a few years ago when ppl literally dying via a record breaking heat wave hitting a city without the infastructure to handle it was met with ppl going 'pff. barbecue weather. aint even bad.'

i now see that kind of comment as a red flag lol

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this tweet is a foundational text for terminally-online bi people everywhere because let's face it, many of us are the grungler, but "whatever happened to beauty" legsweeps me every single time

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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A whole market economy has developed from the sale and distribution of consumable deities to the point where the world has now split into various factions of ordained fast food chains who clash with the same vigor as those who debate over the ecclesiastical integrity of pineapple on pizza.

Chief among them of course being the first, McBabel’s. Run by its founder and ghoulish immortal clown CEO, pope Rabble McBabel, the corporation seeks nothing less than to become the new god of this damned world of endless hunger.

a dnd setting where Clerics and Paladins cast their spells by literally eating god flesh to take on their holy attributes because humanity had long since slain their divine oppressors to harvest their corpses for power

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Cleric:

“I cast cure wounds on the ranger!”

DM:

“You reach into your golden pouch to retrieve a small dried finger. You bite into it, and golden blood drips down your chin and onto your clothes. More than you’d think’d be in it as your teeth rip the muscle from the bone and swallow, no time to chew. A third eye opens on your forehead as you clap your hands together to will the ranger’s tissue shut haven proved your mastery over flesh to the god of meat.”

a dnd setting where Clerics and Paladins cast their spells by literally eating god flesh to take on their holy attributes because humanity had long since slain their divine oppressors to harvest their corpses for power

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Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

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Your mouse art is adorable! Mariella's so cute, specifically in a way that reminds me of Hilda by Duane Bryers. Cute, curvy, and unapologetically living their lives to the happiest! <3

Aw yeah I miss when she was doing rounds on tumblr! Here's a little homage to one of the pieces here