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watch my 8 video essays

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can we kiss

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slenderman?

THE SLENDER MAN (aka SLENDERMAN) from REAL LIFE got an abortion!

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I ran out of pages can you collect my rent money instead?

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woke slenderman

slenderperson

Collect my 7 pronouns

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collect my 7 evil exes

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Pages

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ilikemenderman and iarchmybacula walking hand in hand down the aisle on their wedding day

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have you ever thought about getting more pages?

im banned from every office supply store in the state of wisconsin.

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she collect on my 8 til i pages

as a phrase, “she [x] on my [x] til’ i [x]” only is funny if on either side of a spectrum. either the phrase ends so specific to a sexual action it’s a smart joke (for example, “she strogan me off til i beef” uses the word “beef stroganoff’ but also makes a “stroking off” joke, making it clever wordplay.) or it makes so little sense that it ends up funny from the absurdity of deciphering what type of sexual action could even be taking place. (example: when my roomate the other night asked to hand them a sanpelligrino and then said “she san on my pelli til’ i grino” which begs the question of what ‘sanning’ is, what a ‘pelli’ repersents in terms of human genitalia and what ‘grinoing’ could possibly be.)

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thinking about going on a yacht. putting my 8 pages on my yacht. go on my yacht and collect my pages.

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POV ASMR you enter my forest and collect my 8 pages