slendermanofficial

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[[Hi everyone, it's the Puppeteer. I'm very sorry to inform you all that I will be closing these blogs permanently & leaving tumblr. My main got termed a few weeks ago & despite all my emails, even making a new email address to contact support I've gotten no response, this is the 4th ot 5th time this has happened for seemingly no reason with no email to even tell me why, which makes me assume I didn't break any rules in the first place & I've been removed by spam reports.

I just don't want to deal with this anymore. I've worked very hard to create a community here & it's been dismissal trying to get interaction with my work or characters. So these blogs will be closing. I won't delete them, but I will be closing the ask box in the next few days & changing the blog titles to 'Disbanded'.

Thank you all for coming on this journey with me, it's been wonderful, but I'm leaving for safer and greener pastures elsewhere. <3]]

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[[Hi, no, It's not a joke, it's funny yeah, but no it's literally a ship post, i ship all of them together, please unfollow me :3]]

You literally liked a toby x slender post it's right there in your likes

its not a ship post? It's a joke, I found it funny.

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Any love interests? Any at all?

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The people need to know

I hope you mean me (Toby) because I've stolen the tablet & Slender still hasn't noticed lmao- & he's aromatic

Love is, a strong word, if you mean, am I banging anyone, yes-

Doby, he's got the boy pussy we all crave in this house

Tim, it's thicc

Brian, he's sleeping with everyone so it's not really an achievement, but it always feels like it is-

I'm not as into Alex or Jay, just tall & gangly isn't my type, have tapped before tho

EJ, it's so beefy, built like a tank man, & they're pretty, which I like in boys

Uhhhh that's my current roster as of now

If you ask Doby he'll probably tell you we're like basically dating or whatever, i like hanging out with him if you consider that 'love interest' enough for you

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The real problem is that Slender is hard to take pictures of because he usually A) knows you're there & trying to photograph him & B) will fuck up your camera

I think that if I got one Ben could clean up the artifacting from the radiation

I wonder if I could get like candid photos of Slender-

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I wonder if I could get like candid photos of Slender-

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Awww Slenders been adopted by a cat

Oh no no no lol, Slender has never even seen this cat, & if this cat is lucky, he never will. He's so annoyed with Doby for asking about it I think he'd explode it with his brain-

Also Doby is soooooo benched lmao-

Like he's in trouble-

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Ugh Doby's convinced me to go look at his dumb feral cat

It's made of bones & doesn't like anyone

I'm calling him "Mini Boss"

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Ngl, you people on this website are fuckin weird lmao

What happens in your brain that I can kidnap children and feed them to the mind controlling tentacle bone god that owns my actual soul-

But having butt sex with him is too far-

I don't know about you, but honestly I think tentacle butt sex is the only reason I'm good at this job, it probably fixed something about me

Maybe it could fix something in all of you

Twenty bucks & I'll convince my boss to do tentacle butt stuff with you! (And I can get more weed!)

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You guys really are no fun are you?

So here is the gist-

Nice house, two kids, twins, nice mom, great dad, about to travel for the holidays

Sounds awesome!

But! That's where I come in!

I've been loitering around the neighborhood for a few days now, just watching, they have a nice clear schedule, which is helpful for me because I know exactly what time the kids get home. There is a beautiful perfect window of opportunity before me, it's about thirty minutes between when the kids get home from some after school activity & the parents get off work.

If I could get away with it I'd wait until their dad got home so I could bash his face into pulp-

But- sadly it's not necessary & Slender doesn't like us to cause an unnecessary fuss the kids up and vanishing is enough

I'd still like to kill something but I'll have to do it in my free time, which I will totally get after this hunt, Twins- Take that Brian! I'll be Slender's favorite this week!

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So do you guys wanna here about my latest hunt? It's going really well rn & like I've never really talked about anything recent here & everyone is always so interested in being a proxy I'd love to talk about what I'm up to as one!

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Slender's been busy & things have been quiet on the blog so I [Toby] have stolen the tablet because I'm bored-

& I've never met anyone more insane than you fuckers, & I like that in entertainment!

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Ouhhh! Have you been scared before?? :O

I know Homeworld Slender has, because he's not the biggest predator in the forests, just the only dangerous one humans have found. From my traveling experience, the bigger ones are deeper in. I have only ever heard them though, never seen them.

- Rex the Explorer Dog

I am a being made to feed on fear, it is my very life blood, my power.

But I think I have been afraid before, once.

It was so harsh that summer, so many, so many were dying. Everywhere the children were sick and scarred, too bitter or too dead to be eaten. It was the only time in all my life I felt the gnawing of hunger. My memories are blurry at best, I had not the energy to write anything. After being alive as long as I had, I was afraid, that I was going to die, weak and starving alone. My people, my children, I could feel their hunger too within me, as if it had hollowed my flesh and bones to nothing. I felt like an animal in a cage.

Then, there was nothing.

I awoke to find the worst of my hunger soothed, the blood and carnage around me was not a comfort however. I understand this now as the first time I had entered a 'Rage', it happened a few more times before the plagues ended, the soft embrace of winter the only respite from being utterly uncontrollable.

I do not worry of starvation anymore, I have my proxies to feed me.

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The bird lady just remade Homeworld Slender and his brothers-

They look like mushrooms-

Speaking of, I found some really tasty ones in Homeworld Slenderman's basement... I ate those in the middle October and am just now finding out its November-

...

I'm stupid-

- Rex the Dog

P.S. the brothers, Endabeings, I think, are all now aliens-

Interdimentional aliens, I think the bird Lady said... What does that mean? ._.

I find the idea of being 'remade' a bit unsettling.

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I am no longer the human your proxies wish to stalk, I am now a sea creature. A jellyfish.

My proxies do not target humans in general, only children as I eat them. They likely would not give a second glance to you whether or not you are a jellyfish.

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But this jellyfish can use the internet.

You are not a very good jellyfish I presume.

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if you don't mind my saying, you're a considerably attractive man in many different ways, how do you turn people down? have any of your workers ever caught feelings for you?

I consider myself to be aromatic, as the term is now, I find it repulsive and the idea makes my skin crawl.

I must say I am rather blunt in turning people away from viewing me romantically, I prefer professional relationships.

As for my workers ever feeling such things for me, it is not often, I am what most people call 'emotionally unavailable' despite having occasional sensual rellations with my workers and proxies. Most of them understand I build these relationships on convince and necessity, if I did not need to have them around I would not have them. The objective reality often ends up being that they see rejection before feelings such as these even develop for me, rather they have far more receive partners available with their fellow workers.

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Then I shall be a jellyfish.

Jellyfish cannot use the internet.