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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

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Just ate a big bowl of soup at 10:30 pm, having a crazy lit Saturday night

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official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

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and remember! life is never wasted if you spend any portion of it inconveniencing those in power

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Current mood: delirious and sick crying over s1 Sam Winchester in the work bathroom

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I hear Youth by Lee Know and my body instantly floods with joy it’s simple math. Shoutout to Lee Know for the free serotonin boost ily Lee Know 🫶

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I make a large oat cardamom latte, I call out “large oat cardamom latte”, a lady comes up and says thank you so I assume it’s hers. She then asks “is this a medium cafe au lait?”

IT’S LITERALLY IN A LARGE CUP. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THANK YOU IF ITS NOT YOURS 😭😭😭

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Regular listening isn’t enough I need to inject 1:18-1:24 as well as 2:07-2:12 No Escape Haechan directly into my brain

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Everyone say thank you american indigenous people for cultivating corn, potatoes, peppers, tomatoes, cacao, pumpkin, squash, and anything i missed. Makes life more meaningful globally

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*bleeding to death because the paramedics can’t break the windows to get me out of my stupid fucking truck* heha well at least i dont have to worry about the friggin Zombie Apocalypse… awesomesauce 😎

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Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

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when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

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A regular I haven’t seen in awhile just came in so I said “Oh look what the wind blew in 😄” only to be met with him replying “it isn’t windy 😐” like okay Mr. Party Pooper boring ass mf no agave in your chai today 😾

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Does ur coworker ever say something that has u lookin at them like this

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It’s Friday (time to blast Franz Ferdinand because I’m so so tired but can’t stop now because I have five midterms next week and haven’t studied nearly enough)