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I hope I'm not just a mutual to you, but someone you want to bring up in irl conversation so you have to awkwardly and cryptically say "my friend..." and refuse to elaborate on my origins or the origins of our friendships

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[cowboys photoshoot]

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The real thing with ADHD is not "I forgot", but that forgetting is this ongoing process. I remembered! And then I forgot.

At ten this (hypothetical) morning I remembered that I have a meeting at six. And then from 11 through 3 I worked on other stuff and had zero thoughts about that meeting. Maybe even thought about what I was gonna do with my evening at home. Got attached to the idea of taking the time to make a good dinner, maybe play some video games.

And then at three I said, "Oh! Fuck!" and remembered again, hopefully long enough to set an alarm. And then I went to the bathroom and remembered that I need to clean the counter and spent twenty minutes cleaning the bathroom and went to get a snack and then at five I said, "OH! FUCK!" and had to scramble to dress like a real adult and get out the door.

It isn't one clean forgetting. It's a constant process of forgetting and then, with an exhausting adrenaline spike, remembering. And then forgetting. Baby, I can forget the same thing more times in a day than you ever forgot your parents' anniversary.

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i was looking up synonyms for tired and seeing these two next to each other gave me whiplash

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clean boy aesthetic 🧽 🫧

via anirudh on instagram

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may i never be as publicly down bad for a white man as RG is

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thinking only pure things 😇

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people joking "i think they did it, but i just can't prove it" about the bachelor party buddie

but like, they did, just metaphorically

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why do you never post lou's instagram posts?

he’s not a main on the show.

i post if posts 911 related stuff though!

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today is one of those "i only rpf because of how they act" days

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oliver and ryan are both doing rpf summer i see

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They're flirting in front of us

I hate them 😭

Ryan is being so obvious too it's embarrassing .. posting two slutty pictures right after Oliver's photoshoots drop SMFH . Stand UP DUDE .

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Okay he's actually trolling at this point

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Bad and naughty horses have to wear the Elmer's hat

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reblog if you’ve ever been horrified by your own Customer Service voice