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vulpem

She's not Wesley. She's also not Selina.Who is she? Why is she in this house? What should he do?

He's gonna' get up, just you wait.

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[ Are you judging? You're judging. Is it because I'm fat? It's because I'm fat. Oh well. He rested that large head on Wesley's shoulder, that lazy smile still there  ]

Slooowww

[ wait for it, he's getting there ]

Poke.

[ He smiles, carrying him back upstairs to give him a good scrubbing. If this pink floyd looking creature was going to be lumbering around his house, he had to not smell gross.

You’re one to talk Pinko, you’re too lazy to clean yourself back there so don’t judge. ]

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[ tail swishes idly as he's picked up, hearing that he's gained weight. Well, it wasn't like he ate everything in sight... Even though he did. ]

[ life choices? sleeping and eating is a perfect life choice. he doesn't understand why Wes and Selina don't do that. Also what's up with te butt talk? Really, man, come on. ]

[ Wes was looking for Mr. Pinky! Where has he been? Wes sprints over to him, picking his large, pink, lard body up, where he left a moist spot. Must’ve been in the bathtub, which Wes kept shallow for him. ]

Dude, did you gain weight? You smell like old cheese, man. What’s going on with your life choices?

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[ does he know why there's all this butt talk concerning the man that took him in? do they know he can understand them? does he even know what butt talk is all about? these are the tough questions ]

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googlesearchwesleygibson

[ slowly just drapes over his lap. you can't move ever again wesley bye ]

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// i would just like to put this image in your head which is basically wesley being a goober and trying to be all intimidating and menacing and he does that thing that villains do where he turns in his chair and iunstead of petting a cat, he's petting an oversized slowpoke. selina raises her hands in defeat, says nothing, leaves.

but you don’t understand the accuracy of this

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[ finally he realizes and lets out a whimper like-noise of pain before he's scooped up, laying limp in Kate's arm ]

Slowpooooooooke.

"—Hey!"

[ So, she’s not totally sure what this little pink thing is, but it’s alive and someone’s stepping on it. She flicks the persons ankle until they move, and picks the creature up. ]

"There you go, little buddy."

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Headcanon 1:

Pinkie (that's his name shut up) is practically a runt and not fully grown considering that fully grown Slowpokes are basically like baby hippos. So yes he can be picked up, just a tad heavy c:

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iwasborncareful

[ you have just seen someone step on his tail. it's been a good five seconds and he is still not aware. ]

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Aww :) Someone drew Slowpoke Well.

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memoryserved zzapzzap bestiasx kid-omega thecreaminhiscoffee lecalvaree

[ he's gonna' stare. he may be staring at you. he may be solving world hunger. we just will never know ]

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Independent Pokemon RP for Slowpoke

☮ Here to have fun, really.

☮ Like really, it's a RP blog for Slowpoke so don't take things too seriously, yeah?

☮ So uh yeah, no hate's gonna' be on this blog, okay?

☮ No NSFW content will be on here. I mean it's... a pokemon, guys.

☮ He can be won over with fish, to be honest.

☮ is a general lazy cutie butt

☮ is a sideblog, so i can not follow back

☮ let's just have fun and not take things seriously. This blog is basically my go to when I'm feeling down because who doesn't like slowpoke?

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[ nope. entirely real. in fact he gets up albeit slowly, making his way to her before he feels it's too big of a task and plops at her feet ]

callmeselina

[ he’s not sure how he’s here. he knows a nice man took him in his car and he may have ended up here. on the floor. staring at her. ]

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" -- Poke."

No Wesley, you are actually going at quite a normal pace for him. He doesn't know where they are going but heck, he's hearing food right now, so his tail seems to just wag but stop when he hears the word oyster. No... They like his tail. Slowpoke likes his tail too.

He deduces that the small pond that was built into this park was where he’d been. Did anyone even see this little guy? He stood out like a sore thumb. Kind of looked like one, too.

"Slow?" He repeats it back to himself. "You callin’ me slow?" He laughs, walking to his car with the pink, squishy blob. “Don’t be a dick. What do I feed you, turtles or something? That’s like oysters. Y’know. Oysters.”

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illripyourthroat

[ don't mind him, someone stepped on his tail. his precious tail. ]

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callmeselina

[ he's not sure how he's here. he knows a nice man took him in his car and he may have ended up here. on the floor. staring at her. ]