slumberblues
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31. Chaotic Good combines a good heart with a free spirit. Hunter main. A lot of Destiny stuff. NSFW. Very gay.
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bungie really want me to take gimpsuit calus seriously
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When you’re somehow roped into a discussion in a public setting about Love Languages and then someone utters the words Acts of Service and you’re transported instantaneously to the Perv Zone, like with wavy lines and sparkles like on an 80s sitcom, but you have to maintain some semblance of normalcy so you say “Oh, what’s that one?” and someone explains it’s, like, yard work or cleaning the gutters and you say, “oh I see,” while being tortured by visions of kinky bondage pornography and the dissertation level of hours you have devoted to deciding which powerful, violent, uncompromising fictional men most want to be told they’ve been good.
#real acts of service is being told “this is exceptionally average by your dom after making him coffee#not to be specific tho
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this guy is genuinely excited and happy and nobody can take that away from him but there are a few indelibly hilarious things about this video that i will not spoil
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Japanese-American taiko drumming brings a lot of the rhythms of jazz into the traditional Japanese art, so Benny Goodman + taiko is actually not that big of a stretch.
Still, this is pretty dang cool!
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I can't stop thinking about Midnight Mass, send help. Have a Sheriff Hassan because he's pretty to look at.

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The fact that Mara thought Crow would just accept being told no by Petra on her behalf says a lot about her and the relationship she had with her brother.
“No uldren you can’t have the sceptre gun”
Uldren: ok I guess :(
“No crow you can’t speak to savathûn”
Crow: lmao how about i do anyway
He’s not under her thumb anymore and i’m very proud. I want Mara to see him thrive now that she’s not holding him back any more.
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yall get ur bfs video games, and I get mine Legos😂
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The energy of this video >>>🎸🎻🎼
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i hate this place i want to go to build a bear
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Sometimes I think about lesbian icon renée vivien lauging so hard she had to leave a lecture bc the man was talking about how a book of anonymously published love poetry was the pinnacle depiction of a young man’s desire towards women…… but it was her book. She wrote it. About her girlfriend.
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I still think that we need an emote where our guardian just flops onto the ground and stays there until you cancel it
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