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just started playing titanfall 2 after getting a new PC and like. I remember how charming BT is.

and marvin. love that guy(s)

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GABV1EL WEEK

DAY 5 : "WHAT IS LOVE?" / TOUCH / PRAYER

v1 4 fingies 4ever!!! (i drew it with 5 fingers at first bc i forgor)

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Just seeing your more recent posts revolving around your interests in weapons and armor, curious if/how that applies to more modern forms of each? Tactical gear, newer forms/styles of melee weapons, and firearms?

AGAIN saying that i know nothing about weapons+armor, but hmm let’s see

tactical gear COULD be kinda hot, but it definitely doesn’t have the same appeal to me that armor does !! maybe it’d be more hot On someone than not

and same with guns tbh, i dont find guns that hot but i am occasionally into gunplay !! exact opposite of me being into blades but not into knifeplay

for modern melee stuff, hmm anything w a blade is just as hot, even w the sleeker design

and yeah you’re totally right, i think all kinds of weapons have their own charm !!!! i love how much you know about them :D

ACTUALLY WAIT looking at guns i think i could find some hot. you’re right this guy is so cute

and hmm i feel like im less into bigger guns but this guy is still super cool

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good things aren't really happening anymore, sorry for the lack of posts.

don't worry though, I'll try to write up something at least once a month to let y'all know I'm still alive, yeah? yeah.

anyways, grinding through P-ranking ULTRAKILL in my spare time, pretty fun. robots are hot too, of course. but damn, that gameplay's fire. can't wait for uh. the last thing the end bit. by that I mean the game being finished. y'know.

sorry, it's late here if I sound sleepy or sumn, idk why I'm writing this so late but yeah. just one of those kinda nights. anyhoo, remember to keep pushing even when you think you can't anymore, or that one slip-up might just be the end of things. it's not. keep going. you're bound to get out of it at one point or another, and if you can't, learn to live with it. there's always a reason to keep going, even if it doesn't feel like much.

anyways anyways anyways. excited for the upcoming fallout show. hopefully they've got some cool robot rigs. really hoping. for normal fallout fan reasons, of course.

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just played through ultrakill a lot the last week or so. a lot. and like. damn. these robots do be pretty cool. and gabriel is totally normal about getting his ass kicked by a robot twice.

and goddamn these V variants are pretty good lookin'. I mean, I have totally normal feelings for the V variants. very normal. anyways, highly suggest y'all play it. good game.

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missed account birthday oops

I have no idea how this blog has existed for a year but uh, yipiee I suppose

anyways sorry for not doing anything for a while but GOOD THINGS have been happening that are keeping me rather busy. might write more, might write less, who knows?

keep doing your thing, and you're bound to get it right. got it?

- your local robot enthusiast

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I know those robots probably can't feel jackshit but by god do I want to give v2 chin scratches and head pats

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re the "why do you love guns" anon, personally my gun autism is the exact same as with watches &c; there's something so satisfying about understanding & appreciating niche, precise machinery on a nearly intimate level. call it the eroticism of the machine or whatever, there's something so special about when a Thingamajig is defined almost entirely by its Guts

guns is like sex

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autism glow like firework, have more roboposting.

-finding them passed out after a long night, and plugging them in so they're rested when they wake up.

-remembering they said they were looking into upgrades, and asking their current specs so you can help.

-helping install/replace components that are hard to do solo.

-reminding them to do maintainance on their scheduled days because you realize they're too distracted to remember.

-rememberng troubleshooting order for them so you can help when they feel slow. (check drivers, clear unused programs, reboot, etc.)

-buying them stickers.

-wiping down their optic covers when you notice a smudge.

i trust you will use these for good

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good morning robotfuckers im imagining forcing a robot to be quiet while im fucking them and im pressing the volume down button on the side of their computer screen head so they have no choice but to visually show on their screen what theyre trying to whine out of desperation. or perhaps even fucking a shy robot who’s trying to be quiet and i’m slowly pressing the volume up button the more flustered they get so they cant hide it. OR MAYBE EVEN. bratty robot who you can just mute, actually. whatever you say babygirl im not arguing with someone i can literally push the buttons of

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😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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I find that most people consider robots to be cold beings... but what about the warm / scalding hot parts? intentional or not, some have gotta be cozy. is it shitty cooling? maybe. was it intentional? I dunno. I need more toasty robots.

anyways, go stick a hand on / in an exhaust port for the hell of it.

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Robot that kidnaps you and keeps you because its directive is to keep you safe and how could they really keep you safe if you're ever away from them

And it is so sweet and controlling and takes perfect care of you and it does constant diagnostics of your vitals and checking you from sickness or injury and makes you come multiple times a day to make sure you're never frustrated

But you try to escape while they're running you a bath and it catches you by the wrist at the door

So of course you start babbling apologies, that your so sorry, you were going to come back you promise.

And its display is just a loading symbol for a long moment until it's grip just slowly starts tightening on your wrist more and more until its agonizing and you cry out

And it just keeps going until you feel something crunch in your wrist. It still moves but god it hurts.

Then it loosens its grip, locks the door and tells you they'll have to do worse if you try to escape again. It needs to keep you safe, no matter what.

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heyy 3 and/or 42 for the ask game? :]

never really done one of these before so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ :

(from this ask game)

#3: What fictional characters are you most into right now? And/or what fantasies do you have with them? absolutely would have to be KL-E-0 from Fallout 4, been into her for years. she radiates such a flirtatiously dominant aura, which I'd most certainly want her to act on... and what could I do to stop her if she did? (not that I'd want to anyways)

#42: If you do want to have sex, how do you want your first time to go? probably just having a nice conversation first to make sure we both know what we want, I'm much more the type of person to do what the other person wants (within reason) so I would happily oblige. honestly, I want it to be more simple at first before trying out some more interesting things, I want to get a feel for my partner before trying said things out with them.

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NSFW ASK GAME that’s inclusive of my virgins and sluts-in-theory-but-not-in-practice!

(If you’re going to reblog, you have to send the person you’re reblogging it from a question or two first. Internet etiquette, be nice to each other u gremlins!!!)

Are you more kinky, or more vanilla?

Crops, floggers, or paddles?

What fictional characters are you most into right now? And/or what fantasies do you have with them?

Do you have any sex toys?

Are you a monsterfucker? What’s your favourite monster?

Do you think you’re a top or a bottom? A dom or a sub? Or a switch/verse?

What is your favourite sexual scenario you’ve ever come up with?

Are you into more taboo kinks (watersports, feet, cnc, etc?)

Are you into pet play? If so, what type of pet are you?

What do you think your favourite position would be?

Do you have something you haven’t tried yet, but you still KNOW you’ll like?

Do you have something you haven’t tried yet, but you still KNOW you’ll dislike?

Are you a brat or are you good?

Do people assume you have more experience than you do?

Is there a thing that people do that makes you go absolutely crazy?

If you could have sex without any consequences or restrictions at all (eg. no matter how risky it is you can’t die or be hurt - more than you want to be, that is, wink wonk - and you could fit comically huge things inside you without issue), what would you do?

 Do you think you’ll prefer to give or recieve oral? (be honest, no judgement here!)

What title do you think you prefer? (eg: sir, puppy, master, slave, etc)

If money wasn’t an issue, how many sex toys would you have and what would they be?

Do you have any kinks or fetishes you really didn’t expect to be into?

What is a popular kink that you hate/don’t Get™?

Have you ever tasted yourself? Do you like how you taste?

Do you shave or let it grow?

Are you into humiliation and/or degradation?

Do you pretend someone is with you when you masturbate? (Eg. showing off for an imaginary dom)

How often do you masturbate?

Have you ever been walked in on?

How easily embarrassed are you?

What’s the horniest you’ve ever been? What did you do about it?

What’s your favourite kind of lingerie?

Do you like to be overstimulated?

Do you like porn or erotica?

Have you ever masturbated on camera/call before?

What’s your favourite part of your body?

Do you like to watch/see yourself while you do it?

Do you have a partner, or multiple partners? (this is just a free chance for you to gush about them if you do 💖)

If you have a partner, what would you do if you were with them right now?

Do you have a song that gets you in the mood?

What’s a kink you only like in specific contexts/circumstances?

Do you like penetration?

Do you like anal?

If you do want to have sex, how do you want your first time to go?

What are you looking forward to most about having sex?

Do you cum quickly or does it take longer?

How much self control do you have? Can you edge/deny yourself for a long time?

Are you loud?

Do you enjoy sexting?

Are you a “try anything once” kind of person, or do you know exactly what you want and don’t want?

What is your main masturbation fantasy at the moment?

Ask whatever you want!

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The inherent casual eroticism and love of laying next to your robot girlfriend and listening to her fan spinning lazily. Then you take her hand, or kiss her forehead oh so gently, or shift your weight slightly, or pull her closer, or even just that she remembers you're there or how beautiful you are, and hearing the fan speed up.

you agree. reblog.

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this is what I meant about my last post

this is what I crave.

taste