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MDZS JP AD x VILLAGE VANGUARD

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The way this was basically me and my ex in high school 💀 can’t believe we were living out our wangxian life

I was thinking abt modern Wangxian somehow managing to get together in their teen years and came to the conclusion that they would be that couple that has to use google docs to text each other bc Lan Wangji's strict uncle forbids him from having a phone, he's too young and it rots the brain he says, also they have a perfectly good phone at home. Bro is either phoneless or he has one of those flip phones that only make calls.

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No wonder Orochimaru and Kabuto plotted to separate these two immediately, their chemistry from the beginning was undeniable 🥺

And notice how Orochimaru specifically says that it's Naruto changing Sasuke's purpose, not team 7! That means during Kabuto's super quick encounter with team 7 in the Chunin exam, he spotted right away Sasuke's fixation on Naruto only!!

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naruto literally celebrates orochimaru’s death. he’s like haha i’m glad sasuke killed that cunt. naruto doesn’t bat an eye over danzou’s death. basically if you’ve wronged sasuke you’re on naruto’s radar

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They’re beautiful

vol. XVII cover. | kiri wazawa.

Fukigen na Mononokean

[不機嫌なモノノケ庵]

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i think naruto has genuinely, permanently ruined shipping for me because each time i see a pairing i’m like. ok you’re cute but would you shoulder the burden of his hatred and die with him? are you the sun to his moon? the yang to his yin? are you his one and only? are you his soulmate? are you willing to strip yourself of any pride and get on your knees to beg for his life to be spared? are you the one that completes him? are you the wind to his fire? did he feel warm and fuzzy while watching you as a child and considered it a weakness? were you each other’s first kiss? did you unravel his cold heart with said kiss? did he awaken his unhinged eye power to protect you? did he die and abandon the dream he was living for just so you could live on? does his body move on its own disregarding any logic when you’re in danger? is he willing to jump in knowing it was a trap to save you because you’re his precious person? are you each other’s most precious? did he unlock a new level of his crazy eye power when cutting his ties with you because he was writhing in pain over a lost love? did he try to kill you because you are his most important person? did parting from you feel like ripping off half of his own body to him? is he your driving force? were you chosen by fate? did he want to get rid of you because only then he could be truly alone? are you the only light in his darkness? are you the one that saved him from hatred? did he cry when you said you couldn’t explain your feelings for him and only said that when he hurt you hurt so much you couldn’t leave it alone? did he admit he also hurt when you hurt? did you keep an old token he had left next to your half alive body for years just to give it back to him as a token of your devotion and affection? did he say he’d hold onto it and give it back when things between you two were finally settled? did he compare what he feels for you to praying? did he say those feelings of his aren’t just about you two but there aren’t many people like you? does he look at you like you hung the stars? did you stay awake at night multiple times thinking about him and wondering if he was okay and thinking about you too? did you wish for him upon a shooting star? did he hug you and whisper in your ear during your reunion and purposefully make his attempt to kill you slow and drawn-out despite being perfectly able to do the job in seconds? did you curl up in a fetal position and cry your eyes out when he left again? did you have a panic attack that made you pass out when you found out your friends were out to kill him? does he know your heart well and you, his? can he read what is in your heart? how you truly feel? did you lose your arms to each other during your final battle of love and power? did he decide to stay alive for you and you only? did you say you’d rather remain a fool your entire life if being smart meant giving up on him? did you broadcast your feelings for him to the entire shinobi alliance? did a super smart villain who was targeting him say that they needed to keep you away from him because you were changing his heart, soul and goals? did you go insane when said villain called him his? did you openly reject two people because they said you needed to give up on him? does the author necessarily have to think of him when he thinks of you because you proceed as a pair and cannot be separated? did he disobey your teacher and try to feed you his lunch despite knowing that it would make them fail their exam and send them directly back to the academy which meant stalling and coming in the way of his revenge dream simply because you were hungry? does he go out of his way to make sure you don’t skip meals when you stay out training for too long? does he look at you so closely and attentively he could immediately tell somebody was an imposter because they didn’t have a scratch on their face and had a holster on the wrong leg? does he still remember what your lips tasted like after that one accidental kiss? can he get into your headspace and “begone, thot” your demons? if not we can’t do this

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POV: ur watching the naruto sasuke reunion. it’s been three years. sasuke chooses the sluttiest shirt possible. leans the whole front half of his body against naruto in front of three random ppl for no reason. sasuke starts to pull out his blade, and naruto just. stands there. challenges him. almost as if to say “i know you. i know you won’t do it. you spared me that first time. i know it wasn’t on a whim.” and u can see, sasuke looks at naruto from the corner of his eye, unmoving, wondering if naruto will flinch or attack or make a move. sasuke kinda doesn’t want him to. they’re challenging each other. sasuke being like “are you afraid of me” and naruto saying “no i am not afraid of you. i know you still.” so sasuke swings the blade. sai comes in, almost immediately. but naruto doesn’t block sasuke’s sword. in fact, the only hand that naruto raises is his right fist, blocking sai’s tanto blade from touching sasuke at all. naruto protects sasuke. he isn’t afraid of sasuke. he knows he wouldn’t have done it.

AND THEN. you hear sasuke tell naruto, “that block you chose… was the right one.” naruto! had the choice! it was either block sasuke’s blade from stabbing him, or block sai’s blade from hitting sasuke. naruto chose to save sasuke over himself. but can you really blame him! no! this was him telling sasuke “i know you. i am still putting my life in your hands. please be careful. please prove me right.” and sasuke, now knowing naruto’s choice to protect him, says back “you were right. i put my life in your hands, too.”

and that’s it!! the arc is love! the arc is i choose you i still know you i am dressing up in my sluttiest outfit just to feel you close and you could never hurt me and i could never hurt you no matter how close we get to it physically because it is the only language we have learned i would never ever really hurt you. i couldn’t live with myself if i did. the end.

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Tears in my eyes, I can’t 😂😂

Naruto: omg where did you learn how to do that thing with your hands? 🤤

Sasuke:

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girl wake up brazilian narusasu amv just dropped....

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First wangxian art~

I really like this design so I decided to turn them into a full illust! ✨

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Genuinely confused: why is the ship called wenclair and not wenid?

Like why can’t we stick it with first names or last names?

Am I dumb?

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dramatic irony enjoyers when they know something the characters dont

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some quotes that remind me of sasuke

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When you’re watching a Japanese BL and you’ve definitely heard that line before 😂😂

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the reason why ss is abusive and sns isn't:

sakura: if you leave me, i will be just as lonely as when you lost your family. Ill go with you! If you stay i'll make every day happy. I want to go with you (after she just tried to kill him). I can't reach you I'm pathetic I'm so pathetic aren't I sasuke? I can't exchange blows with you. I'm pathetic right? Feel bad for me because I love you hopelessly.

Naruto: I can't let you go somewhere dangerous where you could get killed. I understand why you're doing this. I'm ready whenever you are, sasuke. I'll be waiting. I'll be the person he can return to. I'm not going to let you isolate yourself again because I know how painful it is for you. I genuinely love you and I will show you I can make the world cooperate so stay alive because you won't see the world change if you're dead you won't be happy if you're dead.