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BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA + YouTube comments pt. 2 (pt.1)

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Limits..

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Midoriya Izuku passed his entrance exam!

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Izuku is that hero who is going to be in his late 20s on a forum site trying to debunk theories about himself when he gets bored and having an existential crisis when a thirteen-year-old throws links and photos into their response because he ends up questioning himself like “Did I do that? Am I wrong about what I did on February 7th at 8 pm?? That YouTube video seems pretty solid—”

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The Body Shapes of the World’s Best Athletes Compared Side By Side

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soft hot’n’cold boy

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Shit I’ve Heard High Schoolers Say

Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything.

Guys it’s been three weeks since I’ve eaten a vegetable

At least we have memes to dull the pain of existence

An AP student: Oh my god I thought seven was less than six 

(while filling the cap of their water bottle with water) SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS 

friend one: If all your friends jumped off a bridge wou- friend two: probably

I’M GONNA GO HOME AND DRINK A WHOLE GLASS OF WEED

If cows ruled the world would they drink human milk?

student: my calculator is broken teacher: your calculator isn’t broken, you’re broken

no actually I think you have to be of age to be considered a cougar

(during math class on the second floor) student 1: so like how far do you think the distance is from that window to the ground?   student 2: enough

teacher: has anyone ever been to New Orleans? Student: does Popeyes count?

my word count on this paper isn’t very high but I certainly am

we’re in adult limbo. I’m not a teen and I’m not an adult. I’M SUFFERING, THAT’S WHAT I AM!

Look at my… (swings leg up to show shorts) not pants

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Draco: potter, you look like you’ve been working out!

Harry: do I look more muscular?

Draco: no, you just look sweaty and gross.

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happy birthday, aseel! (●♡∀♡))ヾ☆*。 @genosus​

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sometimes i draw Izuku even though im bad at it becuase i love him and be’s beautiful. 

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Mitsuki: Bakugou’s at the age where he only has one thing on his mind.

All Might: Girls?

Bakugou: Homicide.

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Uraraka: keep your voice down!

Bakugou: IT’S CALLED PASSION!

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I made this on my phone so hopefully it doesn’t look like today garbage but-

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Pineapple does not go on pizza

Nobody had ever understood Harry Potter, like Draco Malfoy. Not for lack of trying- but other people just didn’t-get it.

Raised like a lamb to the slaughter and manipulated like a pawn- without any regard to his feelings- the description felt all to familiar to them both.

And of course; the entire wizarding world thought he was crazy.

“Potter shacking up with a death eater- scandal on page 4.”

He had laughed at that one- surely if he really had shacked up with Malfoy that news would have been worth the cover.

“listen hear you little ponce- there is no way your argument could even come close to being considered valid- I won’t hear another word on the matter.” Draco huffed

“but- “

“shh.” Draco replied- turning his nose up at Harry’s attempted rebuttal.

“you’re a prat.” Harry replied with a laugh- taking an enormous bite out of his pizza.

“at least I don’t put tropical fruit- on my pizza.” He retorted.

Harry let out another laugh- turns out introducing Draco to muggle things was hilarious- it also turns out that Draco hates pineapple on pizza with an overwhelming amount of passion.

He had never seen someone get so fired up over pizza toppings- he felt he was close to being hexed.

“you two make the cutest couple!” the waitress commented- swinging by with new colas- “arguing like an old married couple- just too adorable.”

“we’re not- “Harry started, at the same time Draco said, “thank you.”

Harry shot him a questioning look.

“well let me know if you need anything dears.” She crooned- making her way back towards the kitchen.

“what was that?” harry asked- not overly annoyed- just curious. He attempted to convey that with his tone- but he had never been very good at- talking. So, he hoped it worked.

Malfoy shrugged.

“we’re not dating.” Harry suppled, cautiously, “are we?”

Malfoy smirked back at him, “we could be.” He said in answer- “do you want to be?”

“I don’t see why not.” He answered after mulling the idea over briefly in his mind.

Malfoy smiled at him- “then this- was our first date. “he reached his hand out to lace his fingers with Harry’s where they lay on the table. “and you’re paying because I am terrible with muggle money.

Harry laughed- flashing back to the week before when Malfoy had attempted to pay for something with muggle money and had floundered for twenty minutes before accepting help.

“that you do.”

As it turns out- Harry’s decision to shack up with Malfoy did in fact make the front page; and for once he had very little to complain about because he thought if there was any image that described their relationship perfectly. It was the one the photographer had snapped of Harry enthusiastically eating pizza with pineapple- and Draco staring at him- face torn between adoring- and disgusted.

He had never been happier- because nobody truly understood him, the way Draco did.

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hp meets avpm